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Lily Donaldson for The Telegraph Bikini Shoot of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lily Donaldson is going through a mid life crisis…at least that is what I assume is going on with this 30 year old model who didn’t maximize her career when she was at her peak, she took it for granted, and I guess things are just slowing down for her and it’s time to call on her friends to get her press… Because Lily Donaldson, a British model who was a Victoria’s Secret contract worker that they pushed under the rug and forgot about in 2012, as they do…because these girls are replaceable, especailly the uneventful ones…. Maybe she’s just looking for a rich husband, and the 2012 VS girl isn’t good enough for the billionaires, they want to marry something current.. Either way, she’s in a standardized bikini shoot, that bores me, but that is a half naked model for you…because I prefer girls naked, on my floor, doing iphone shoots…. The post Lily Donaldson for The Telegraph Bikini Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anais Pouliot for Some Magazine of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have spoke about this ANAIS POULIOT before….she is some French Canadian I’ve never met, but should have met, but probably is best I didn’t meet, because French Canadian girls are the fucking worst level 9 crazy there is, and those are the ones stripping and thinking they are the shit, not the ghetto bitches who ended up being huge models..that aren’t that huge but huge enough to be living in NYC doing NYC things.. All this to say, french girls have anal on the first date that doesn’t even need to be a date… She’s not as naked as she normally is, I guess she’s going legit..and mainstream… The post Anais Pouliot for Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anais Pouliot for Some Magazine of the Day

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I have spoke about this ANAIS POULIOT before….she is some French Canadian I’ve never met, but should have met, but probably is best I didn’t meet, because French Canadian girls are the fucking worst level 9 crazy there is, and those are the ones stripping and thinking they are the shit, not the ghetto bitches who ended up being huge models..that aren’t that huge but huge enough to be living in NYC doing NYC things.. All this to say, french girls have anal on the first date that doesn’t even need to be a date… She’s not as naked as she normally is, I guess she’s going legit..and mainstream… The post Anais Pouliot for Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anett Pikula is the Drug Mule / INstagram Model of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s no secret that everyone, even ugly chicks, consider themselves Instagram models, and some of them actually get work, if they hustle instagram properly…and every time I meet a 4 foot 11, 200 pound, broken down faced girl….with a fat ass…who tells me “I’m a model, just working on my personal brand, because I am an influencer, and it is important for me to really represent myself properly”…before posting pictures of her spread ass just barely covered…for the 100,000 followers she’s got…because she spreads her ass on the internet… The real issue is that most of these girls, especially the ones with low level followers, are just hookers or surgar babies, pretending they aren’t hookers are sugar babies… Anett Pikula…goes one step further…and got arrested in Arizona with 135,000 dollars of cocaine…it’s like suck that instagram model who wants that millionaire life….and get her to cross the border because border guards are idiots and see through your “model” act..with a passport with stamps from around the world..as fast as everyone else in the world does..hooker.. Here are her average at best, hardly a model, but she was taken around by a rich guy….so I guess that makes her think she is…it’s easier to stomach…a stomach that is too big in that bathing suit to be a “model”… The post Anett Pikula is the Drug Mule / INstagram Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Loves Brown Phallus of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wish I was sucked into Kylie Jenner as much as the rest of the world, but I am more compelled by her snapchat than I should be. I don’t even follow her shit, I’m lazy, but anything good ends up on the internet, and it’s always weird enough for me to watch…partially because she looks like a 40 year old mom or pornstar with bad plastic surgery, something she probably got from her sister, who is old enough to be her mom….but she also does all this hip hop dancing…and showing off her tits…and in this edition, eating a pastry that is fed to her by one of her friends who is her friend because she’s Kylie Jenner, or is on payroll, as these things happen… It may not be as remarkable as her getting gas for the paparzzi, but I think it is, and this is probably all just a snapchat campaign….that I hope ends up in her own snapchat sex video, because that’s her family responsibility she’s been training for all her life….because I guess fucking black dudes is good for business…it reminds me of that Sandra Bullock movie where they adopt the black kid to get into the NFL because their own white kid is too homo….you know…living out that dream… Doesn’t matter, because the sex tape hasn’t happened, even if Khloe Kardashian admits to listening to them have sex…paving they way for the inevitable snap porn, but these snapchats speak to that…a little preview if you will, just imagine the chocolate phallus was 4 times the size… Here’s a few more… On and the Gas Pumping pics people loved yesterday… The post Kylie Jenner Loves Brown Phallus of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shay Mitchell Tits for Snapchat of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shay Mitchell is a best selling author, because she very famous thanks to a very popular show and could have written a series of retard words that weren’t even in english together, rather than paying some ghostwriter to put this “girls in their 20s in LA”…series together that she ended up starting up because she realizes it an turn into a Gossip Girl franchise, because clearly people are obsessed with celebrities, and shit doesn’t even have to be good or riveting or compelling to get read, since people don’t read anymore, it just needs downloads….millions of downloads…and it will become a fucking hit… The world is fucked, but at least Shay Mitchell, Canada’s own rich cunt turned Hollywood Cunt who doesn’t want to be forgotten….shows her tits on snapchat…sure not enough…but still enough…to be uneventful and irrelevant yet so relevant…because society sucks. The post Shay Mitchell Tits for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate WInslet Recreates Titanic of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess this will be a fetish to a few people… The first being Titanic fans as that movie touches all you faggots by the heart…and just sucks you into a fast paced one night stand…that you carry around in your miserable life wondering “what if he didn’t die”…but never letting that stop you from living your life, because let’s be real you met dude the day before he died for you, and he was poor….it would never have worked for a sugar baby… The second being for Kate Winslet fans, because despite being an old mom…she’s got tits….. The third being dudes who like girls who are tied, restrained and can’t run away from their needs and wants… All this to say, this is better than Steve Aoki making the Titanic Song and EDM / Dub Step / Pile of Shit Song…that the next generation of kids 18 – 30 go crazy for, because the world may be doomed – but at least we can still watch Kate Winslet restrained… The post Kate WInslet Recreates Titanic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tom Cruise Does the Weeknd on Tonight Show of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate Jimmy Fallon, and I assume that everyone with a brain, that leaves out probably 90 percent of America who watch Jimmy Fallon, becasue his schoolyard games speak to their retard brains, I mean these are the people who still watch cable…or Network Television..I guess they exist.. However, I don’t mind when Tom Cruise plays along with the bullshit when he’s trying to get attention to some billion dollar movie he’s going to make 100s of millions of dollars on….it’s both funny what these people will do for money, and charismatic, because Tom Cruise is just one of those actors who lights up a room in his Cult living, possibly cult leading, famous as fuck, ways…. I guess what I’m saying is that I like the caricature that Tom Cruise is…I mean is he human….in his amazing…or does he just not give a fuck…or is he just a calculated and intense celebrity… What I I can’t stand is Jimmy Fallon, giggling to himself in shock that his life has brought him here, lip synching with celebs, becuase it is so absurd, and his trolling on us works, or he’s really just enjoying himself in his school yard made for adults retardness you’d probably beat up if he suggested any of these things at your house when hanging…it’s like “Don’t invite Jimmy to the dinner party, that guy’s the worst and will make us play his spin on games, like Pin the Tail on the Donatella Verscae, instead of Pin the Tail on the Donkey, because his comedy is sophisticated like that”… Either way, this has been too much analysis on Jimmy and the fact that he’s just too fucking excitable….I mean his name is fucking Jimmy…and that takes away from Tom Cruise’s level of awesome. The post Tom Cruise Does the Weeknd on Tonight Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry for Vogue China of the Day

Posted on July 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The latest in Katy Perry news is that she’s still an overrated, talentless con artist who has won with her brain washing music, that just gets into all our heads for no reason other than scientific formulas created by the record label to encourage consumption… She’s also recently reportedly single from John Mayer, a dude girls locally have told me was into ass eating before ass eating was cool, when ass eating was something that would throw off a girl when you asked her to do it after a show, ever those they’d still do it, because he was famous and chose them to go backstage with him, that’s what fans are supposed to do… Well, like all recently single girls, she’s on a mission to get revenge and I guess, doing obscure market Vogue, with your big tits, even though you can do all markets of VOgue, you’re Katy Perry…. I guess what I’m trying to say is that she’s half naked and doesn’t look nearly as fat as she does in person… Here’s the video… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katy Perry for Vogue China of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cara Delevingne Twerks in a Skirt on a Windy Day in a Parking Lot of the DAy

Posted on July 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cara Delevigne possibly on drugs, possibly trying to draw attention to herself, possible just being wild and silly as Cara Delevingne seems to do in efforts to be relevant, fun and liked by people more famous than her, because when you have been able to get cast in movies, TV, record an album, all while being a British lesbian rich kid, all because of your popularity….you might as well keep that shit going…so that you don’t lose everything you’ve built, while pretending you don’t give a fuck, but you clearly give a fuck, because if you didn’t want to be famous, you wouldn’t be drawing attention to yourself to get famous and possibly promote your shitty movie you’re promoting… Apparently she flashes in this video, I just could last 10 seconds in with the white girl commentary going along with it…at least not to see Cara Delevinge twerk like a white girl…and flash…an ass or tits I’ve already seen…maybe I’m over this whole thing…yes…I am over this whole thing…but I keep coming back to it! The post Cara Delevingne Twerks in a Skirt on a Windy Day in a Parking Lot of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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