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Carolyn Murphy for Oscar de la Renta of the Day

Carolyn Murphy is a vintage model…she’s 40…which is 100 in model years, but that doesn’t mean she won’t get any work….unless it is for classy and refined brands…like Oscar de la Renta, where they make her look like a lady and royalty…. But I remember her as a Sports Illustrated model….before Sports Illustrated only dealt with instagram models…for the hits, they have ads to deliver… I also remember her in a sex tape…. SCROLL DOWN and sex tape is enough for me to remember any girl from…in fact it’s the only way I want to remember every girl from…so send me your sex tapes… The post Carolyn Murphy for Oscar de la Renta of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tereza Kecerova is My Favorite of the Day

Tereza Kecerova is a Czech model…who I guess is based somewhere in the USA, because I’ve been following her on instagram for a long fucking time, and thinks she’s amazing, even in her fight against her modelling agency in Miami, who doesn’t pay her like the hooker that would imply that she is, and not the angel that her amazing body in a bikini that she is…. A photo posted by Tereza Ka?erová (@terezakacerova) on Jun 22, 2015 at 5:53am PDT I guess the sad thing in all this….is that unlike other Czech girls, she’s taken the modeling the route and not the webcam modelling route…making her a mail order bride that got away…but I guess we can look at her in boring catalog bikinis pics… The post Tereza Kecerova is My Favorite of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tereza Kecerova is My Favorite of the Day

Tereza Kecerova is a Czech model…who I guess is based somewhere in the USA, because I’ve been following her on instagram for a long fucking time, and thinks she’s amazing, even in her fight against her modelling agency in Miami, who doesn’t pay her like the hooker that would imply that she is, and not the angel that her amazing body in a bikini that she is…. A photo posted by Tereza Ka?erová (@terezakacerova) on Jun 22, 2015 at 5:53am PDT I guess the sad thing in all this….is that unlike other Czech girls, she’s taken the modeling the route and not the webcam modelling route…making her a mail order bride that got away…but I guess we can look at her in boring catalog bikinis pics… The post Tereza Kecerova is My Favorite of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Tits of the Day

A day is not a day…unless 12 year old Kylie Jenner shows us that if you’re raised in the proper loveless, self involved, vapid whore household….you’re never too young to show off your tits…hell you don’t even need to have tits to be whored out where she’s from…they start that shit when you’re in the womb and just keep it up…until America stops caring, but America seems to never stop caring…and I guess it’s because there is just so many of them, you can’t avoid them…coming at us from every angle, market, brand..they are everywhere…and so is this cleavage… The post Kylie Jenner Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Tits of the Day

A day is not a day…unless 12 year old Kylie Jenner shows us that if you’re raised in the proper loveless, self involved, vapid whore household….you’re never too young to show off your tits…hell you don’t even need to have tits to be whored out where she’s from…they start that shit when you’re in the womb and just keep it up…until America stops caring, but America seems to never stop caring…and I guess it’s because there is just so many of them, you can’t avoid them…coming at us from every angle, market, brand..they are everywhere…and so is this cleavage… The post Kylie Jenner Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan is Broken of the Day

These Lindsay Lohan bathing suit pictures…is all I’ve ever fucking needed… They are everything I’ve ever been looking for… I couldn’t have dreamt of a better way to spend today….or everyday…this is the end all, be all of humanity… Lohan, in a white, lace, thong looking bathing suit, bloated, pregnant, or fat…. There’s just so much going on in this…I can’t even process it…I just stare…and love every second of it.. Lohan is the meaning of life…even when she’s dead on the inside… Lohan is sent from heaven….even though she looks like she’s destined for heaven when her heart stops…not that I believe in that shit… Lohan is connected to my soul…and I hope she’s getting my telepathic messages of love… Because I appreciate this perfection…. I need this perfection… She’s all that matters… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan is Broken of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dude Fingers His Friend’s Hook-Up and other Videos of the Day

Girl Pees Out of the Train Window Dude Gets Leg Run Over at Best Buy Road Rage Knockout Girl Mad At Chicken Spot Machete Fight of the Day Skater Gets Arrested Asian Gets Taken Out Man VS Walmart Employees Thug Life is Real Thug Life Fuck Her Right in the Pussy – Cheap SHot Fail Hand in Shit Prank

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Maria Sharapova Tennis Bikini of the Day

The interesting about Tennis, at least female tennis, is that it is like listening to a sex tape. Grunts, screams, moans….all set to short skirts, panty flashes and sweaty pussy…making it one of the more interesting sports to watch, since other sports make me feel pretty gay masturbating to them…. Here’s their star in a bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF PICS CLICK HERE The post Maria Sharapova Tennis Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Johnny Depp’s Teen Daughter is The Future of the Day

A video posted by Lily-Rose Depp (@lilyrose_depp) on Jul 16, 2015 at 9:01am PDT Lily-Rose is the 12 year old daughter of Johnny Depp, who i guess the fashion industry is eating up because she is Johnny Depp’s daughter, but also because that face is fucking amazing….obviously, without her famous parents, she’d probably be lost in amongst the hoards of idiots of self promoters on instagram, and I guess she wouldn’t have Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis’ super genes to make a superface….because we know that even if she was barely average looking, fat, hairy with a birth defect, Chanel would still run a campaign with her, so I guess it’s a good thing she’s cute as fuck, because the world doesn’t need more ugly kids of famous people being celebrated….I’m talking to you Lena Dunham.. Either way, she’s 12, lots of time for her to fall apart by the time she’s legal for you to think of sexually… But in the meantime, you can appreciate how amazing this face is… The post Johnny Depp’s Teen Daughter is The Future of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

I like to celebrate waist to hip ratios…. It is the scientific study of how attractive a girl is….and without the waist to hip ratio…we’re just left in the dark as to whether we are fucking with the right girl…I mean is she at her maximum waist to hip ratio that represents femininity…or am i just some kind of closet case homo with a girl who although her big tits and round ass…don’t have that waistline that defines her as a woman… I don’t like to celebrate anything and everything Kardashian, which I want to make clear I am not doing, I just figure it would take way too much time for me to dig through the internet to find bikini pics, I mean it’s only ever 3 out of 3.5 Instagram pics being posted….but those girls are just sugar babies and aspiring models, and I’d rather showcase someone who is neither those things, but rather someone born into the most abrasive, self promoting, exposed bullshit family that someone should kill off, but we’re not as good at the fight against evil as we were during the Witch Hunts in Salam 250 years ago…we’ve gone soft as a people…and not just because we’re over exposed to porn, making this bikini pic, that 1.5 million people already “Liked” on instagram…making me obsolete….but because we don’t kill off garbage…like we probably should.. THat said, here is what’s influencing your kids..or in my case 18 year old girls I try to date because 18 year old girls are freaks. The post Kendall Jenner’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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