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Lindsay Lohan’s Receding Hairline in Her Face Tuned Bikini Selfie of the Day

The fact that Lindsay Lohan was at one point a huge celebrity…. Not that she ever really did that many movies to warrant her as a huge celebrity… But like a Kardashian, she was famous for the tabloids…and the whole thing was relatively uninteresting, but people loved it… Just another child star, sold by her family to the entertainment industry, who got famous and self destructive, occasional lesbian, occasional cum rag, occasional weirdo in the corner of the bar talking to herself, because like so many redheads before her, she’s fucking crazy… Boring, but throughout it all, from anorexia to chubby coke bloat, she had this fun fake tits, that I was a fan of and even friended on facebook… But now…she’s an instagram model… No one in the world wants anything to do with her….but shitty products will pay her 5,000 dollars a product plug…pretty sad, but not as sad as premature death, that would have possibly made her story more dramatic and inclined to become an oscar winning movie, but now is just a massive fucking fail…but at least Amanda Seyfried is there to replace her… Either way, here’s some of her instagram, sugar baby, hustle, because she is still Lohan…a joke who I think will have the last laugh… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Receding Hairline in Her Face Tuned Bikini Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus’ Armpit Hair for her META TUMBLR on INSTAGRAM Hustle of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted a picture of her in this star bathing suit showing off her armpit hair, because she’s decided, like the hippies of the 60s, that having armpit hair is making a statement for the feminist movement, 50 years after Woodstock, in a shut the fuck up Miley, we’re onto you and your vapid little bullshit storyline that you are using to make irrelevant points that don’t need to be made…for an audience too dumb to know that the 60s happened…because people are too into selfies to really grasp the past… Armpit hair doesn’t solve gender issues idiots..All while being part of the evil empire that creates unrealistic body images…. This is all a bullshit ploy to sell records… Fuck you Miley Cyrus and your bullshit TUMBLR looking bullshit you stole off girls on TUMBLR, trying to act like you’ve got something to say, when you’re just a monstream joke that is everything wrong in the world… HEre’s her instagram…. The post Miley Cyrus’ Armpit Hair for her META TUMBLR on INSTAGRAM Hustle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Greasy Clown Face of the Day

Like the rest of you, I get distracted by Emily Ratajkowski’s tits…even if I normally refer to her as “The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video”…and in getting distracted by her tits…that I am 98% sure are fake…because I saw a video of her in a car and the entire tit shook like it was one cohesive unit, rather than the jiggle of natural fat cells like natural tits…but still fantastic tits regardless of how much they cost… I like calling her out as a talentless set of tits, because she is a talentless set of tits, and I am amazed she’s been able to take her instagram modeling so mainstream, like into movies….all because the film industry is scrambling and the sites picked up on her and they just assumed that this is what we want… But sometimes, I get side tracked and think – “she is actually really not that bad to look at, that body alone is amazing”…you know…despite being aware of the lie that is her…I still get hazy and unclear… But to solve that issue and to see clairity for what it is, I’ve cropped her face at events just to show how clown-like, cartoony, definitely filled it is… Because without her tits, when she’s just a floating head…she’s really average at best, if not even weird looking..but I’d still let her sit on my face, and not in hopes of tasting Ben Affleck residue, but beccase she’s hot enough for me – even if overrated in the grand scene of things…but then again, I’ve had sex with rotting meats maybe hot enough for me – means nothing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS INCLUDING HER BODY CLICK HERE The post Emily Ratajkowski’s Greasy Clown Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Arianny Celeste Vegas Hooker in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s a little Arianny Celeste in a bikini for some campaign to subsidize her income, by a brand that I assume is interested in reaching the trashiest of women, because who else would turn to a UFC chick for guidance in what bikini to wear, especially when that UFC model, who is there to make the UFC seem less homo, is a Vegas hooker, or as close to a Vegas hooker as a girl can be, and Vegas is land locked…but I guess have their silly pool parties… I guess, what I am trying to say is despite being old, her career being irrelevant, she’s a ring girl for the UFC, which has a huge audience but is still just a stripper who gave the right dude a lap dance when UFC was being conceived and recruiting the Arab investment that created the empire…you know in there since the start…but where can she go from here..rich husband? Worked out well for her partner Brittany..right… I guess what I am trying to say is she’s got a good body, because fitness is all she needs to keep what she has alive…and fitness leads to good asses…and Vegas hooker or not…I like Vegas hookers… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Arianny Celeste Vegas Hooker in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Munn for X-Men of the Day

I don’t know why I hate on Olivia Munn….Ultimately, I don’t give a fuck about Olivia Munn. She’s just an instagram model, or social media star, when social media was some shitty TV Network that has gone bankrupt, where she was on a daily show talking about interent and nerd shit, not because she loved it, but because she knew nerds loved it… She quit, went on to act in nerd movies like X-Men, which is filming in Montreal but that hasn’t asked me to come on set…but I guess I can cum from the comfort of my home…to anything but Oliva Munn’s costume in the movie…a costume any girl could wear, it requires little to no talent… The only Olivia Munn story I have was a nerd I knew got invited on set of her show, and thought he had a shot with her, because nerds are often times delusional and think they are better than the rest of the world..so he asked her on a date…he fucking mustered up the confidence in all his awkward glory…and she turned him down….and I find that amazing, and in fact the reason why I don’t want to hate on Olivia Munn…because Olivia Munn may be garbage, but that play was a win…and this movie role is a win…and if you keep on winning my fucking the system…that makes you punk rock…even if you’re garbage… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Olivia Munn for X-Men of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jenny from the Block’s Hard Nipples of the DAy

Where’s the fucking ass pic? Not because I want to see Jennifer Lopez’s big ass in tight pants…you know, she’s a mom and old, and has been through a lot of different men when establishing her career…a career I was over and uninterested in when it was happening… But I feel it is her obligation, as Jenny from the Block, you know the down to earth Puerto Rican from the Bronx who can’t speak Spanish because she’s a lie…just a pawn in a marketing campaign…to show her ass… It is her duty…it is her life work…but I guess hard nipples are good enough, even if nothing she does is that good. TO SEE JENNIFER LOPEZ WITH LEAH REMINI CLICK HERE The post Jenny from the Block’s Hard Nipples of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gisele Bundchen, Lindsay Vonn, Misty Copeland for Under Armor of the DAy

Here are some relatively unimpressive, even boring pictures of Gisele, a known athlete in the sport of underwear modeling….for Under Armor…but luckily unlike other brands, Under Armor was smart enough to recruit actual athletes for the campaign, because there is nothing I hate more than seeing models model shit that doesn’t make sense for them to model, like fitness gear, even if they’ve moved away from eating disorder to boxing or a daily pilates class, and even if they are strong or fit enough to compete, they are still fucking models, so keep them posing in panties…not functional gear…. I mean there’s very little erotic in this, but why not celebrate billion dollar bands who don’t give me money like an asshole, because American loves advertising campaigns, everything is a fucking ad for something, so why not participate and not get paid because I am a Canadian and we are non confrontational like that. The post Gisele Bundchen, Lindsay Vonn, Misty Copeland for Under Armor of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sinead O’Connor Seems into Kim Kardashian of the Day

It is safe to assume that this is Sinead O’Connor jumping on the Kim Kardashian band wagon like everyone else, because it seems to be the only way to get into the press, especially when you’re outspoken Sinead O’Connor… I would say maybe Kim K paid her to do this, but Kim K and the rest of the world doesn’t fucking remember this bitch…. That’s not to say what she saying isn’t true…why is Kim K on the cover of a music mag, that was at some point in time influential, interesting, pioneers that covered the scene before the internet… Are they just clickbait, click hogs, trying to get noticed, picked up, seen and resorting to shitty coverage of shitty people that have a big social following to do it? Is all media owned by ad agencies? I am going to go with yes…Sinead O’Connor has been under a rock or locked in a basement so long, she just doesn’t realize it…or maybe she does and this is her campaign… All this to say…this much Kardashian and Sinead thought..should warrant me being taken out back and shot for participating… The post Sinead O’Connor Seems into Kim Kardashian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day

I find it pretty obnoxious that a lingerie and bikini model…who has been doing this since shitty tramp stamps have been acceptable…which is probably mid to late 90s…thinks getting into a bikini or bathing suit…is anything anyone would care about when it’s all she’s ever done, it’s all we’ve ever seen of her, and there are countless, tens of thousands…maybe even hundreds of thousands of girls in bikinis on the internet who are 100 fucking year old Catholic moms of two…she made her millions at this and doesn’t need to go back to show off…or to draw attention to herself…I get it, she’s pushing her own swimwear line, all these girls are hookers who only get seen when it’s for money money money purposes…but I saw if you’re gonna pay a bitch, directly, or indirectly, she should be showing off the box that made her…..even if it’s been ripped apart, even shredded by babies…. It’s as boring as Jennifer Lawrence swearing for Conan’s swear jar…. TO SEE THE RESET OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal Modeling Beach Bunny Lingerie of the Day

Beach Bunny must be owned by Sports Illustrated, because it is the only brand that gives the 5/10 in terms of hoteness Sports Illustrated models any fucking work, it’s like at some point in time they all run through this nonsense and they all look as best as they can, which in Nina’s case is okay, she’s got a good body, but she’s big and Danish, and her head is built like someone with a retardation or birth defect, which I guess doesn’t matter when she’s got a body like this…a long torso that seems to be getting longer and longer..the more her alcoholism and aging takes its toll on her… She will end up with a very rich American husband, and this is basically her “back pages”…marketing tool, because I know she doesn’t make any real money…but why should she, she just stands around in a fucking bikini like a hooker…so treat her like one… Here are the pics… The post Nina Agdal Modeling Beach Bunny Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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