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Sydney Whoring by Art Provocative of the Day

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I am very into Australia right now…it is like the late 80s all over again…you know when America was Australia crazy….we were drinking their beer, eating their national cuisine at Outback steakhouse, we were watching them in Movies, from Mel Gibson to Crocodile Dundee, we were jerking off to Elle Macpherson…. Well…I believe things are cyclical and Australia is back…the girls fun and hot…and drunk and I guess that’s all that really matters…babes willing to be silly….I love it…. So every time my friend and contributor to the site, @art_provocative , sends me a new set of pics of Australian sex workers, I get happy…not because I love sex workers, but because I love Australians in anything they do, and really what’s not to love about sex workers, they make money doing what they’d do for free…at least that is the line they always tell me when talking about sex for money…but not what they tell me when they are asking me to pay extra because I didn’t shower… Here are the pics. The post Sydney Whoring by Art Provocative of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mila Kunis in a Video for Gems of the Day

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Mila Kunis is apparently the face of some gems company called Gemfields…and has been since 2013, because I guess being the wife of a dotcom possibly billionaire, if not close to billionaire, because all these Silicon Valley dot com projects are ridiculously overvalued and all these idiots are becoming billionaires with bullshit like Twitter, or Spotify, or Tinder and Snapchat and whatever else the fucker put 50,000 dollars into for 5% before it was evaluated at 10 billion dollars…. SO, she doesn’t really need to be working, but as a gold digger revisiting her co-star that she’s known forever, because he felt like home, especially now that he’s rich as fuck, she needs to pretend she is working, so that he doesn’t feel used by her, so that he can trust her, so that he can see her as an original true friend who’s been there for him through it all…I mean she’s a millionaire in her own right….but people always want more… So, why not do it jewel erotica…so we know where your heart really lies…you materialistic…overrated twat everyone fucking loves….right? The post Mila Kunis in a Video for Gems of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift’s Crotchshot of the DAy

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I have a feeling that Taylor Swift is so powerful and in control of every aspect of her billion dollar career, that she’s got a team of people in place, strategically designed so that there is 360 degree coverage from every angle, so that people can’t get a picture of her vagina protruding from her skimpy shorts from all the excitement caused by being a powerhouse act that pretty much has all these puppet idiots, mostly models, around her to have her fun with, when she’s not burning through cock, like it was Paris Hilton’s burning vagina… All this to say, I prefer when crotch shots are less creatively blocked, and more spread eagled so that I can see into her soul as she drips, cuz she clearly always drips, she’s wet like that, all over the examining room table… TO SEE PICS OF HER LEGS IN NYC CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s Crotchshot of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift’s Crotchshot of the DAy

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I have a feeling that Taylor Swift is so powerful and in control of every aspect of her billion dollar career, that she’s got a team of people in place, strategically designed so that there is 360 degree coverage from every angle, so that people can’t get a picture of her vagina protruding from her skimpy shorts from all the excitement caused by being a powerhouse act that pretty much has all these puppet idiots, mostly models, around her to have her fun with, when she’s not burning through cock, like it was Paris Hilton’s burning vagina… All this to say, I prefer when crotch shots are less creatively blocked, and more spread eagled so that I can see into her soul as she drips, cuz she clearly always drips, she’s wet like that, all over the examining room table… TO SEE PICS OF HER LEGS IN NYC CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s Crotchshot of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Slut Shames Her Assistant of the Day

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A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Jul 13, 2015 at 4:29pm PDT Here’s a little Selena Gomez slut shaming her Assistant..Theresa Marie Mingus… She’s saying hey “Theresa Marie Mingus” you’re wearing socks and sandals…I can’t believe you’re so basic….don’t I pay you more than this? You slut… She’s saying hey “Theresa Marie Mingus” I’m Selena Gomez, I’m your boss, you are my puppet, I can be friendly with you, since you’re my paid friend, but realize I own you and I’m the best thing to ever happen to you, so go get my Dry Cleaning “Theresa Marie Mingus” or I’ll send you back to Mexico… She’s saying “Theresa Marie Mingus” you’re my little slave, and I will work you 80 hours a week and keep you locked up in the pool house, so that when I need anything you’re there… All while laughing at “Theresa Marie Mingus” sandals…because I guess Selena GOmez wanted to add her to her storyline… Here’s her LINKEDIN – I think I’m in love with Theresa Marie Mingus….even if putting up with famous people, despite the great opportunities it leads to, must be the fucking worst shit ever…always dealing with their nonssense… Here are some pics Theresa Marie Mingus – in a Bikini…she was Kim Kardashian’s assistant for 2 years, so it’s safe to say, that’s how she learned how to Big Booty Selfie…and I’m glad she did…I am on her side…dealing with these horrible horrible people…I’m sure she has the best stories about…but is contractually not allowed to ever speak…like Kim Kardashian is a military operation, when she’s more like the hooker they pass around when they come to port… The post Selena Gomez Slut Shames Her Assistant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristen Stewart Thighs for Marie Claire of the Day

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Kristen Stewart was rumored to be a lesbian, thanks to her mom saying she’s a lesbian… I can’t imagine anyone being shocked, you know with the fact that she looks like she’d be a lesbian…but not any lesbian, the kind of lesbian who wears a strap on dick so that she can feel like she has a cock every time she grabs her crotch lesbian…that or some inbred, unshowered hick who has been fucked by her dad as it is their family tradition…which I am not sure whether the two are related or not…but let’s just assume they are…. Well, here’s her upper thigh for Marie Claire, the same upper thigh she either wraps around her bitch’s neck and/or that she uses to scissor with…because lesbians only have two moves… The post Kristen Stewart Thighs for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courtney Stodden Body Painted at Comicon of the Day

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Courtney Stodden obvious, desperate, embarrassing attention seeker who gets naked, even though she’s not really hot, but rather older than she pretends to be, with stupid bolt on tits, in what I guess is a drug induced level of crazy, thinking this will help her “career”…when really it just sort of makes a clown out of her… But then again…she doesn’t really have a career…She was the teen bride of a d-lister…and I would say that it’s really too bad that girls want to be famous so bad that they do such nonsense stunts to get noticed…but I love the nonsense stunts..they make me laugh..and they allow me to see her nipples…Which isn’t really a life goal….or a big dealsince I’ve watched her masturbate in her “sex tape”…that has no sex in it…because when your only option is a sex tape…since no one cares about you…go for it… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE HER SEX TAPE CLICK HERE All this to say, my biggest fail was not going to her Halloween party years ago… The post Courtney Stodden Body Painted at Comicon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Going to the Gym of the Day

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Everyone’s favorite bootleg hooters girls from South Florida with the tits…was working out for the Paparazzi, because she’s at the level of famous that call the paparazzi, it’s the only way she has managed to get to this level of relevance…which is really not any level of relevance…if you ask anyone…they probably won’t know who she is…unless they are white trash who watch Dancing with the Stars…or dudes who visit sites like this…who like really big tits…tits so big that they make her garbage face disappear… She has done very little career wise, she wasn’t a star when Dancing With the Stars Cast her, it was just part of the lie that she is probably paying someone whether through sex or through sex…to set up for her.. This set up for the paparazzi is so fucking weak, but bit tits, short shorts, lean body…bent over…works..even if Charlotte McKinney doesn’t and never has. TO SEE THE REST CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Going to the Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s Wet Selfie of the Day

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Jessica Alba wore what looks like a sheer when wet bikini top for her instagram…because Jessica Alba still wants you to think she matters, is still hot, because her start-up, that is really no longer a start-up, rely on her being the trophy wife and mother to sell their product, but more importantly, you know when she steps down with all her money when they sell to some big corporation she pretends to be fighting in her organic war on chemicals in products, and she has all the money in the world, her ego is going to force her to go back to acting, this time on a quest to get that Academy Award, because financially she won’t need to rely on that career, and can go back to the original art of acting she fell in love with while studying it at the conservatory…and by conservatory I mean doing the shitty fucking movies that don’t matter… ALl this to say, she’ll be naked in those movies, we just have to wait it out another 4 years. The post Jessica Alba’s Wet Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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People are Excited by Mick Foley’s Daughter of the Day

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I have been seeing the name Noelle Foley pop up on a bunch of websites the last couple of days, because apparently she’s the “instagram” model daughter of some wrestler or wrestling legend named Mick Folley, who I guess people who like Wrestling, and used to get boners for her dad, are pretty happy to see he has a daughter they can jerk off to, so that they feel less like faggots who watch men grind each other in spandex for make-belief…. Anyway, I figured I’d do my investigative journalism and visit the girl Noelle Foley’s instagram to see just what kind of instagram model she is… Turns our, a pretty fucking bad one, and luckily for her, she has her Dad’s fan base to make her feel relevant…and they will, because they are a simple people who just need fake blonde hair and tits to get off…that’s probably why she works in wrestling, no one else wants her…. Her pictures look like shit, she needs a photographer, or lessons in selfie, I know 18 year old girls who don’t want to be instagram models who are better than this, she looks like the kind of stripper who her wrestling groupie mom probably is, you know as wrestlers don’t really attract the babes…but they do attract the cheesy stripper implants…they go hand in hand… That’s all I have to say about this scam garbage… The post People are Excited by Mick Foley’s Daughter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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