There’s nothing more American to a non American, than Britney Spears… You know the white trash girl who was staged mom-ed hard…as a kid by her parents, turned into a commodity in a capitalist society…pushed to the massive corporation and sold off to produce vapid content the media loved…for many fucking years…probably a decade…before using the legal system to claim she’s not capable of handling herself so that they get to capitalize on her again..even though she’s a fucking adult…insane.. But she’s got hard nipples so who cares about any of that other bullshit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Old Face hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Creepy Modern Family star, who looks like she’s 12, which makes those of you who jerk off to her Sex Offenders to me, because age of consent is 18, and even if she has the mental capacity of an adult, she speaks directly to the men who want to fuck young girls….like you..you fucking weirdo… I always feel uncomfortable looking at her, but probably not as uncomfortable as the guys who actually fuck her, but I doubt they feel uncomfortable at all, like I don’t feel uncomfortable looking at this at all, it’s fair game dude, the law is on our side….she’s just been on hormone therapy to stay relevant on her show, and not old and disgusting…but more importantly, they are LA scenesters, producers and sexual deviants who she gets retraining orders from… Meaning…Sarah Hyland looks like she’s going through puberty…at 30…and wants you to experience it too…a valuable life lesson she got from being raised by hooker Sofia Vergara… The post Sarah Hyland in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Eva Longoria was in a bikini…and it reminded me that Eva Longoria exists..you know 30 something Mexicans who don’t look like they are 300 lbs corn tortilla addicts are an genetic glitch, some scientific advancement, or maybe it is that Eva Longoria, first generation America, over compensates as an Americam, and shits on Mexican culture, until she is asked to make statements about Mexican americans, like some kind of Figurehead or leader of a movement she knows nothing about, because she’s a fucking princess, who hires Mexicans to clean her fucking mansion…and even makes shews about the shit… She’s so famous internationally, people fucking love her, except maybe the Jews, since she compared Trump to Hitler, and jews don’t like that, unless they are casting their next producion, in which case they don’t care, becasue Longoria fills seats…something that amazes me more than her average body… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Eva Longoria’s Bikini Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
My token black reader and facebook friend…who I once tried to recruit to publish his self hating black jokes because it was funny… Kaveriis sent in this pics of some white girl who wasn’t scared to be alone with him, because black is trendy now, and Kaveriis is pretty white, a good tactic to be be the aaccessible, non threatening dude to fulfill their black fantasy…it’s the hip hop generation…and black guys have big dicks… That’s not to say this model Sara Gramm form Instagram had anything to do with that, but she did get naked and ride a firework for him, and I can imagine he loved every second of it, and not just because black guys are always horny for anything with a hole…but he’s also a fanboy and nerds and naked girls or girls in nerd clothes make their systems malfunction…. That said, here are the pics..happy July Fourth of July.. VIA KaveriisPhotos The post Naked Girl Riding a Firework for Independence Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Lindsay Hancock and she’s got one of the tightest little bodies in Los Angeles…and I am not just saying that because I know her and love her…I am saying that because she’s got one of the tightest little bodies in Los Angeles… She’s an All-American babe doing All-American things like and All-American BBQ..with All-American Fireworkds in and All-American Bathing Suit…It’s like this All-American idea was conceived in my mind….even though I am not American…. It’s obviously for All-American America Day…Independence Day….Fourth of July Day…Fireworks Day…and I’m glads she’s not the average size of American women… These pictures were shot by the incredible, talented, superstar RONY ALWIN ….who you may know as a genius photographer…or as a legend in the party scene with his RONYSPHOTOBOOTH project he probably started a decade ago…I’m a fan of everything and everyone going on in here… FOLLOW @RONYALWIN . The post Lindsay Hancock for Fourth of July by Rony Alwin of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Demi Lovato, who I thought was a Lesbian before Miley came out as a Lesbian last week….has been with Fes from that 70s Show, aka, the Hollywood Starlet De-virginizer – because when he was on the show…all the tweens would throw themselves at him…and he would take them because he was hispanic and that shit is normal…I mean girls start families at 16 where he’s from…since she was diagnosed Bi=Polar by her publicist as a good angle for her bad behavior.. We’ll, she’s doing the vegas bikini pool part tour now, and she’s looking good enough to look at..not that that means anything… MY only Demi Lovato story is that Miley and Her have an underage sex tape that was shot in Nashville years ago, when they were both underage, and the reason she went crazy back when she was diagnosed bi-polar is because Miley said she would release it… Apparently, the people who told me this story – had seen the video…from the person who shot the video..but that video will never be released…obviously… But these bikini pics will, which is as exciting as this girl has been in a long time.. The post Demi Lovato’s Bikini Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elle Fanning is probably not on the cry for attention…I looked her up on instagram and couldn’t find her so I guess she’s not that into fame whoring…and it seems, at least every time I leave my house, that girls just don’t wear bras, like showing their nipples, and like wearing little shorts…and Calvin Kleins….and I guess if I left my house…I’d be able to take it in, in everyday life…but instead I’ll look at pics of weirdo actresses, their weirdo actresses and sisters…and…whatever else this is… The post Elle Fanning See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I like laughing at the selection of models used and celebrated by Sports Illustrated now…. I assume was their casting director, or creative director, or editor in chief replaced the actual good person in charge in the last 5-8 years… Because they used to be good. There used to be some of the best, hottest, most amazing models in this shit, and I’m not just saying that…I mean sure, there were a few duds like Rachel Hunter, but for the most part they were fucking babes… But the last 5 years, there’s been a series of Irina the Downs Syndrome Face, Kate Upton the 300 pound pig, and now this Hannah Davis chick, who looks like a pornstar or a hooker, who pretends she’s 25, but looks 45, or like this is her 25th year modeling, because she’s probably somewhere in her 30s… I assume, this casting director, creative director, editor in chief is a chick, not a dude who knows what dudes want… I also assume, she feels like she’s friends with these girls, and just wants her besties in the magazine… Because there’s no way this is Jule Campbell..the founding editor of the magazine…who was like Anna Wintour in being a hard ass who wanted quality… Where’s the fucking quality…your cover girl looks like a ghetto stripper – you idiots.. That said, here she is for USA: A video posted by Hannah Davis (@hanni_davis) on Jun 30, 2015 at 4:55pm PDT TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Davis Pretends to be 25 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The other day I posted a picture of Selena Gomez eating ice cream like some sort of slut that loves her tongue deep in some creamy, sweet goodness… Well it turns out that it was from her paparazzi day at the beach, where she tipped off the paparazzi to follow her around in her silly overalls, that don’t do a whole lot for her ass, but her ass is nothing special anyway, and the outfit remind me of the 90s, not in a good way, or because she was born in the 90s, but because The NEw Kids on the Block used to dress like this, and for those of you in your formative years at the time, overalls may be the reason you are gay today, you know NKOTB was the moment of realization as you jerked off to your first teen beat magazine…or if you’re like me, the New Kids on the Block and their overalls may remind you of the time you got molested by your Gym Teacher who took you to the New Kids on the Block concert because he felt sorry for your disadvantaged life, and because he wanted to molest you..hangin’ touch…hanging tough… That said, I like this outfit…but only for pervert reasons, easy access and bikini bottom flashes…ya know… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez’s Fat Ass in Overalls of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
To me, the existence of Gigi and Bella Hadid…and really their reality star parents, is the equivalent of the pissing contest rich people have to outdo each other… I had a shitty Carni job many years ago that lasted a few days. It was at an event company, where I would set up the inflatable games and sometimes man the inflatable games, I’m talking the bouncy castle, which apparentlty isn’t good for an angry, chain smoking drunk who at the time hated rich people and kids equally… I’ve grown to hate nothing, if anything rich people are entertaining and I like being invited to their parties…But I also learned that rich people are basically giant kids, who can be giant kids, becuase they are rich, and in being rich and childish, they love to troll each other, prank each other and outdo each other… So you know the Hadids are “Bff” with the Kardashians, same circle situation, while their parents are plotting for the Hadid’s to be as big if not bigger than the Kardashians…and I guess Gigi wasn’t doing a good enough job on her own, so they’ve thrown Bella Hadid at the fire… Here they are in some sister fetish porn…called a fashion shoot for a magazine..if they really want to beat the Kardashians, this should be a sex tape… The post The Hadids Trying to Keep Up with the Kardashians of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
