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Kendall Jenner Harness of the Day

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Gay dudes have been wearing fetish gear as club gear since gay dudes started going to clubs for sex. I guess that’s trickled down into the mainstream…the hetero/ semi-hetero mainstream since nothing is hetero anymore…Everyone’s a faggot… Well, fetish gear has reached the point of teeny boppers…. These girls are now hitting up the sex shop for leather straps and accessories designed to get fucked in…which woould make sense since everyone has grown up on hardcore porn and are sexually weird… Not to mention it looks kind of futuristic, and I guess girls started wearing sports bras to the gym, or underwear as outerwear in the 80s thanks to Madonna, to boy short underwear as pants with ass cheecks hainging out and crop tops…to g-strings around hips in the 90s low-rise jean movement…meanign this Kendall Jenner strapped ass is not weird enough.. The post Kendall Jenner Harness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Birthday is Today of the Day

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Today is Lindsay Lohan’s 29th birthday….which means she’s just 10 years away from looking her face’s age… I know that this news isn’t really news to anyone…but maybe me…because I still think Lindsay Lohan is great, even if she pretty much fell off 11 years ago when she turned 18… She really only had a year or two of relevance, that she managed to drag out into close to a decade, all without ever doing a job, so that’s a testament of being famous before the internet replaced useless actors with useless social media stars like the Kardashians, I mean they are like a Turkish Army, strength in numbers, a little ginger can’t compete with for airtime, only they are Armenian…and not Turkish, in fact they hate the Turks due to the genocide….not that it has anything to do with Lohan… But for a reference point, Mean Girls came out in 2004..and Mean Girls is the only movie that counts…and the only amazing thing, other than her inability to take her tabloid fodder to the bank and get richer leveraging it like these other idiots, like how could a bitch fuck that up….it’s not that she’s probably a hooker to ruch guys now because there is no way she still has money….the amazing thing is that she’s made it to 29…I was convinced there would have been a suicide or overdose along the way…you know because she’s crazy… That said, she’s the crazy I love…because she’s Lohan and without Lohan there would be no DrunkenStepfather…since I’d have no reason to live… Here’s a Youtube Video I made ins 2006 leaving a voicemail on her inbox…celebrating her birthday….hoping I’d get arrested as a stalker because I needed the press…. Here are some pics of her…remembering the good days TO see her partying with some male model in Capri CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan’s Birthday is Today of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chrissy Teigen is the Worst Attention Seeking Mom Ever of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen is a low rent model…but a top tier sugar baby..the kind of sugar baby all the low rent models aspire to be…because she actually got a famous singer to commit to her…thanks to having a personality, getting in there early, you know before he was super famous, and waiting it out as he fucked groupies, making her come across as a good Loyal woman…with good intentions…who as long as she was fed booze and pills…would stay at the apartment waiitng for the tour to end… Recently, probably thanks to her pregnancy I assume she secretly had, based on her slopppy fucking body…she’s a bikini model you know… I mean according to Sports Illustrated she is…but I think she’s more a dumpster of a woman who gets in a bikini because it tricks her busy husband to think she’s doing things so that he doesn’t see her as leveraging him to get ahead as a comedy act…who shows her mom nipples…because if it wasn’t for John Legend…she’d probaby be doing porn…or hooking…which some could argue she is… She’s a hater…so you should hate her…and her nipple that she’s milking for attention, when we’d rather see her mom pussy that she’s milking for money. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chrissy Teigen is the Worst Attention Seeking Mom Ever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eva Longria Dives in a No Dive Zone of the Day

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Here’s some typical Mexican behavior…you know just not following the rules…because she may or may not know how to read in English, but I assume she does, because she’s the whitest fucking Mexican, the kind with a Mexican staff to shit on, and make herself feel accomplished and less like a first Generation…expect when she’s needed to make a quote on Mexican rights, like calling Donald Trump Hitler, something that I am sure Jewish people would take offense to, but more importantly, that she’s got no business commenting on, as she’s so disconnected from anything Mexican, you know being a hollywood slut, that it’s just her PR play to remind you she exists… Rember, you can never trust someone who dives in a no dive zone…No dive zone.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Eva Longria Dives in a No Dive Zone of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lucy Hale’s Ass Grabbed on the Beach of the Day

Posted on July 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lucy Hale is the 40 year old who plays what I assume is a teenager on Pretty Little Liars because Pretty Little Liars is a show for teens and why would teens want to watch 40 year olds…unless they are the annoying mom that never lets the teen character hang with her friends…or the quirky mom who is single, overwhelmed in her vintage clothing business who buys the kids booze for the party…or some shit.. Well she’s in a bikini….and she’s not Ashley Benson…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE WHile this is Ashley Benson TO SEE ALL THE PICS BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN’T GET ENOUGH ASHLEY BENSON CLICK HERE The post Lucy Hale’s Ass Grabbed on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daisy Lowe Nude on Instagram of the Day

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If you ask any girl…she’ll say she’ll have daddy issues…so I guess the daddy issue reference just doesn’t hold ground…or maybe it is just being overused…maybe daddy issues is just an excuse girls have for being sluts, or whores, or prude…or annoying, or bitches…maybe daddy issues is a copout, or a bullshit excuse for bad behavior…or maybe daddy issues is just being a girl… But I do know that Daisy Lowe didn’t have a dad for her entire childhood, but foiund out due to paternity tests…that her dad was some tranny fucking Gwen Stefani husband…who was rich as fukc in his own right…making her a socialite model…and existing…. I also know she’s posting nudes on instagram…so it could be unrelated…but let’s pretend it’s daddy issues…since it always is… The post Daisy Lowe Nude on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Moss and Cara Delevingne Lesbianism of the DAy

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This campaign makes sense…Kate Moss…the original Cara Delevingne…who we can all assume Cara Delevingne channels everytime she’s in front of the camera…in a “Look I’m Like KAte Moss”…only a fucking scam, not an actual model, yet seen as a model, all because she’s tall and people pay her millions to be in their campaigns…which I guess makes her a model..just far less cool with her I don’t Give a fUck attitude than Kate Moss, because Kate Moss did it before social media and actually didn’t give a fuck…while Cara Delevingne does it for social media, uploading images, in and of itself is giving a fuck….you know there’s a difference betwween authentic and fake..but I’ll still watch the fake try implied lesbianism with the real…in hopes of sucking some of her power out of her vagina…as she continues being Cara Delevingne…in the shadow, never quite as cool as Kate Moss..no matter how hard she tries her best to be as cool…. That said, this is for a luxury brand…weird. The post Kate Moss and Cara Delevingne Lesbianism of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Moss and Cara Delevingne Lesbianism of the DAy

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This campaign makes sense…Kate Moss…the original Cara Delevingne…who we can all assume Cara Delevingne channels everytime she’s in front of the camera…in a “Look I’m Like KAte Moss”…only a fucking scam, not an actual model, yet seen as a model, all because she’s tall and people pay her millions to be in their campaigns…which I guess makes her a model..just far less cool with her I don’t Give a fUck attitude than Kate Moss, because Kate Moss did it before social media and actually didn’t give a fuck…while Cara Delevingne does it for social media, uploading images, in and of itself is giving a fuck….you know there’s a difference betwween authentic and fake..but I’ll still watch the fake try implied lesbianism with the real…in hopes of sucking some of her power out of her vagina…as she continues being Cara Delevingne…in the shadow, never quite as cool as Kate Moss..no matter how hard she tries her best to be as cool…. That said, this is for a luxury brand…weird. The post Kate Moss and Cara Delevingne Lesbianism of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Didonato for Maxim of the Day

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Maxim was recently bought by some rich Texan from some Oil family in Texas…who I heard is of some ethnicity and trying to rebrand Maxim as something premium…like a Success Magazine…based on money instead of being the SFW version of Playboy for Frat Boys..that pretty much went to shit in 2000 when their budgets were pulled and actual journalism ended… I don’t know how accurate that is, but I do know that I’ve bene written by the previous owners, who were a bunch of Lawyers to pull all the images of theirs, even though they used to pay me to post their stories… Yes they were that desperate when trying to figure out the internet….and I guess I am posting these awesome pics of Emily DiDonato, a model who has been tainted by Jack Gyllenhaal, enemy of the site, because he’s a faggot…in every sense of the term…and not in an PC, faggot is the confederate flag of words, but a faggot in that he’s a faggot..I think they call faggots FUCKBOYs now… Not that it matters, what matters is how good the pics are by Gilles Bensimon, the ex husband of Elle Macpherson who’s been shooting girls since the 60s and it shows… Now let’s see if they lawywers reach out to harrass me to take this down…I am sure they will…because like Jack Gyllenhaal #fuckboys The post Emily Didonato for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley for FHM of the Day

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I prefer seeing professional surfer Anastasia Ashley surfing… it is impressive and something that no other model, or instagram slut, or really no other dude can do…and that’s amazing to me… I mean, I guess being stripped down into her bathing suit is okay, but any girl can do that….and based on every girl on instagram, they do that…they all think “We’re bikini models, eit gets likes”…even when they aren’t…like retards who don’t realize that thinking is more effective for a quality life than instagram likes… You see, when it comes to bikinis, we’ve seen it all before…but with surfing, there’s so much more I’d like to see from Anastasia… I guess when it is for the cover of a Men’s Magazine it is a big deal….especially since they are celebrating her as a surfer…and not some bikini ass from Instagram… and I assume FHM is still massively followed and relevant, even though I don’t really follow anything they do, and haven’t even picked up an issue since the 90s when I didn’t know better, but then again I am like Caitlyn Jenner, and not the average, retard, male….but I’m not in a dress… I would have liked to see these pics to be more interesting, but I guess it’s not about me, I would have liked these pics to be more celebratory of her ass, something you can never get enough of, but I am glad that they did because it may lead to a better chance of her being Ben Affleck’s next girlfriend..you know..good for branding… Either way, she’s the worst. The post Anastasia Ashley for FHM of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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