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Brooke Burke and her Daughter of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I talk shit on every celebrity and model, it is what I do to get accepted into their bullshit, vapid, suck up community…because apparently everyone loves when people shit talk them, especially Emily Ratajkowski…and other insecure cunts who know they don’t deserve the fame they’ve got… That said, Brooke Burke is one of those non-celebrities, that I’ve actually got hate mail because of something I wrote on her…I’ve had my site hacked cuz of her…and I was so confused because she’s Brooke Burke, a bikini, possibly playboy bootleg Carmen Electra looking trash who is only known for being the fit bust tiny thing that was popular in the late 90s…she hosted a TV show where she traveled the world in a bikini going to lame parties.. yet people fucking care… I guess like the den mother, she’s called the paparazzi, to show her daughter how it works…I’ve seen this happen in strip clubs and whore houses, where mom wants daughter to achieve greatness…and never to young to learn how it works..and if it involves mom/daughter in bikinis, especially when mom is a bit of a slut, good things happen… I think the daughter is 15, so don’t look at her…just think of what is to come in 3 years when she’s figured out the system and leveraging her mom’s contacts, without having to put out like her mom did, to be a better bikini model than her mom every was, because her mom laid down the groudwork for her to be the best… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Brooke Burke and her Daughter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Samantha Hoops is a Bikini Model of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always defend the rumors that Samantha Hoopes is a 25,000 dollar a night hooker…like most of the Sports Illustrated models who barely make money thanks to being a Sports Illustrated model, as leveraging a Sports Illustrated model, doesn’t always convert to dollars… Because, I am pretty sure we are all 25,000 dollar a night hookers…even millionaires, would be idiots to not fuck someone for 25,000 dollars, it’s easy cash/money, that can buy lots of nice things, and it’s really just sex, people do that for free all the time… All this to say, Samantha Hoopes, I got you….and here she is in some bikini shoot, with her big tits, and 45 year old face, because we love her..and by we, I mean me. The post Samantha Hoops is a Bikini Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Louise Mikkelsen Nipples for GLamcult of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Louise Mikkelsen is a Danish model, who may not be as good as a cheese danish, or a cheery danish, or really any danish, because this diabetic motherfucker loves baked goods more than up and coming models who get topless whenever they can because it gets them noticed in the industry and may lead to solid work for them….there are just so many of them, all interchangeable, and none of them willing to sit on my face, rocking their hips back and forth until squirt…so it’s like a bunch of useless tits that I can’t fuck with…but you can never have too many Danishes, the baked goods version, because I can and will fill my face up with that shit….and while I do, here’s some model tit… The post Louise Mikkelsen Nipples for GLamcult of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bar Refaeli’s in a Magazine of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bar Refaeli was way more interesting when she was in America, living the model party slut life with A-List actors, all full of cocaine and being “Glamourous”…which for those of you who don’t know, is actually pretty trashy, no different than white trash in a trailer fingering some girl who is dancing for them, only instead of meth, being unshowered and toothless, the rich version is on coke and dressed nicely and the toothless bitch jumping through hoops for meth, are doing it for a pregnancy that will pay them 20k a month the next 18 years… It’s all the same level of bullshit, bullshit that I’d rather see Bar Refaeli involved in, because it is a better use of her tits, instead of being engaged in Israel running her own business…that shit’s the worst….and here she is being old and responsible…and boring… The post Bar Refaeli’s in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora’s Got a Tit of the DAy

Posted on June 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora’s got huge tits….and she knows that when her career becomes less interesting and people stop talking about her….it is important for her to show off said tits, whether for social media, for photoshoots, or for the paparazzi, because it really is this easy to get into the media…people fucking love tits, panty flashes and nipple slips…and we’re all so bored and voyeuristic…that if she was out with handicapped kids getting ice cream like a decent person we wouldn’t care…but the second a full tit on the hooker hangs out of her shirt intentionally…we all stop what we are doing and say “those are some tits, nice shirt, who’s Rita ORa, oh right, the Rihanna impersonator, she’s got great tits, what’s her song she’s trying to get famous with, right, who cares, tits…”… She’s on a fame whore mission and I’m watching… Here’s her message to her fans that she calls her BOTS, because they would have to be BOTS to be into her shit… A video posted by Rita Ora (@ritaora) on Jun 24, 2015 at 8:55am PDT AND TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora’s Got a Tit of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner posted a bikini picture on instagram….because she gets performance bonuses at her job / house / from her mother who controls her finances because she’s 17, based on how many snapchat opens she gets and instagram likes she gets, you know like normal 17 year olds, who get the car for the night if they finish their chores or homework, only the hooker version….and the whole thing would be more depressing, if it wasn’t a weathered 17 year old with either plastic surgery or a lot of make-up in a bikini….right… The post Kylie Jenner in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner posted a bikini picture on instagram….because she gets performance bonuses at her job / house / from her mother who controls her finances because she’s 17, based on how many snapchat opens she gets and instagram likes she gets, you know like normal 17 year olds, who get the car for the night if they finish their chores or homework, only the hooker version….and the whole thing would be more depressing, if it wasn’t a weathered 17 year old with either plastic surgery or a lot of make-up in a bikini….right… The post Kylie Jenner in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga is the Easter Bunny of the Day

Posted on June 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Easter’s come early this year…and it looks like it smells like shit…. Lady Gaga is a modern day circus freak, who has played up being a circus freak, because being a circus freak, even for circus freaks, was a good thing for freaks, as it validated their existence, when before being a circus freak, they were just freaks shunned in the corner… So now the ugly girl who took music classes because no one wanted to be friends with her, has all the friends in the world…but deep down she knows..they just use her for her celebrity…and that her celebrity only exists in part due to her…but isn’t representative of the real her… She’s a fake, and too bad…she continues to exist… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lady Gaga is the Easter Bunny of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan is a Model of the Day

Posted on June 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If I was a brand, I would use Lindsay Lohan for all my campaigns, and not just because I am obsessed with Lindsay Lohan and everything she represents…from broken little child star whored out by her evil parents, to an addict and crazy person, who was capable of being a crazy person, because she’s rich as fuck…or was rich as fuck…not to mention, she’s got rockin’ tits… I would use her as my model, because she’s probably terribly affordable for the reach she still has, because she’s Lindsay Lohan…a star for life…and more importantly…my favorite person who I want to get herpes from…by testing her vagina out like I was a driving test examiner…and she was Lindsay Lohan’s vagina… Either way…my kind of broken down model I want to ride my fave.. The post Lindsay Lohan is a Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently…Alessandra Ambrosio…wore a bikini… She’s a bikini model…This is what she’s supposed to be doing… I mean it’s all she knows…and even at 35, far too old to be in a bikini…and a mom of two…far too many kids to be in a bikini…she still pulls it off…but I think it’s safe to say she could throw in the towel..and sit on her money and husband who I assume is rich money…and these paparazzi cries for attention seem a little desperate… I guess this is a free glimpse into what she once got paid millions a year for… I am more interested in a doctor’s diagnosis for the pimple looking bumps on her ass…could it be the LA strain of herpes, or is it just bugs…or is is just scars from Coke filled South American sex parties… I’ll never know. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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