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Hunter Haley King Takes her Tits Skydiving of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hunter Haley King is a 21 year old Soap Star, who went sky diving with her tits…and you know that she’s obviously someone celebrated for her tits, like a Kate Upton, or all the other famous tits before her, why else would she wear a cleavage shirt, knowing very well she was going to be going out against the G-Force of free-falling….it’s a set up…that I can appreciate…but not as much as the weirdos who probably know who she is because they jerk off to her tits, as they watch Soap Operas she is on, you know white trash, welfare, on disability, weirdo shutins in their 40s, so sad that they turn to that low budget shit, up on the closest thing to porn without the actual fucking their is on tv… The post Hunter Haley King Takes her Tits Skydiving of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco Swimpants of the DAy

Posted on June 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kaley Cuoco, the hot chick who killed John Ritter by giving him a heart attack one morning on set of the 8 Simple Rules of Dating my Teenage Daughter, where rule number one was not getting caught by the authorities, because they just won’t understnad the relationship…. Has turned into the hot chick amongst the nerds on some other show that is massively successful and that people love because Friends, when the friends are Nerds, is a good format for a show….and the nice thing is she’s not even that hot… But she is making 100,000,000 dollars the next three years, on top of everything she’s already made,, while being Kaley Cuoco, you know not a scientist, just a bitch on TV…. And here she is in swim pants, because she’s rich enopugh to wear whatever the fuck she wants to wear by the pool… The post Kaley Cuoco Swimpants of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dylan Penn is the Celebrity of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Dylan Penn. She’s a “model”….which is code for celebrity kid cute enough to get paid to be in photoshoots because people like their last names, and what the hell else are they going to do with their access, seeing as going to school, or actually helping the world…is just way less fun.. She’s 24, so unlike the other celebrity daughters trying to make it as instagram models by leveraging the family name…she’s old enough to jerk off to…and that should be exciting enough for at least one Sean Penn fan who though he was a woman in Fasttimes at Ridgemont High…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dylan Penn is the Celebrity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elisabetta Canalis Pregnant Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If, like Elisabetta Canalis, your hopes and dreams were to one day become the host body for George Clooney’s baby, because it is good for business and finances….and it doesn’t work out for you, because Clooney is gay and had a schedule for each beard he had over the years, and fame whore immigrants only have a small window of opportunity before immigration starts looking for Green Cards…the perfect excuse to break up… There is hope for you…even if you got so close to not just see the golden sperm…but even tried to impregnate yourself with the golden sperm…only for it to not stick… There are other rich dudes, who are less careful with their sperm, because they aren’t queer actors.. Here she is either fat, or pregnant, in bikini… The post Elisabetta Canalis Pregnant Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsea Handler’s Bath Time of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chelsea Handler is an attention seeking comedian, who’s best joke is her mocking attention seeking fame whores, by being one… It’s the kind of Parody that people like Perez Hilton did, yes I just referenced Perez Hilton, he’s on Chelsea Handler’s level of importance, a celebrity blogger who was so obsessed with being a celebrity that he hated celebrities, only to become a celebrity, who is now doing stage shows as an actor, as life has a funny way of working out for people…who aren’t me… This hustle worked for her years ago, many years ago, and is the reason she had a career, but instead of doing it behind closed doors like when she was cute, now she’s doing it publicly…because it makes more noise I guess… So here she is taking a bath, even though she can’t wash the filth off her, that she’s in her blood stream….but some people, mainly inbred farmers find washing pigs erotic…so here.. The post Chelsea Handler’s Bath Time of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amanda Seyfried is the New Lindsay Lohan of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amanda Seyfried is the new Lindsay Lohan, but not really that new, she’s been around for a while and is pretty old or really Lindsay Lohan, because I am sure Seyfried hates being called Lohan, an who really cares what Lohan hates being called, because Lohan doesn’t matter, even though to me she’ll always matter, but Seyfried was in Mean Girls with Lohan and has since gone on to steal all of Lohan’s movie roles….because Lohan is a fucking crackhead…in a bikini…in these pics… The fact is, Seyfried is a better actress, has a better career, and is hotter than Lohan, but I am still a Lohan believer, and everytime I see Seyfried done up at an event promoting a movie she’s in….I think “That should be Lohan”…maybe I hate Seyfriend because she fucks the Mac Guy…but that’s probably not the issue, seeing as I never care about what girls put in their vaginas, as long as I get to stare at their tits…in pics, videos or occassionally in person… Either way, nice cornrows… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amanda Seyfried is the New Lindsay Lohan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga’s Piano Erotica of the DAy

Posted on June 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What does the world need less of? Not carbon footprint, waste, global warming, use of oil….racism, confederate flags, tansfats and corn syrup leading to obesity….STDs… Not big business controlling our consumption, conspiracy theories, or the government controlling us by keeping us broke, sick and tired…we don’t need less feminsts, trans olympians…or Kardashians and tabloid fodder as a whole… The world is a horrible meaningless place filled with shit, shitty people, and a horrible infrastructure….but all that’s fine… As far as I’m concerned, what the world needs less of is Lady Gaga Spread eagled on social media…that is what the world needs less of, so I’ll just draw more attention to it… Here’s her tit getting pizza the other day..no one cares… The post Lady Gaga’s Piano Erotica of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Fetish Quote of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Thorne is making the rounds right now, mainly because she’s a 17 year old Disney star and at 17, all these Disney Stars come out of the woodwork and start slutting themselves ou tto the media HARD….I assume someone at the Disney team tell them to do this, because like clockwork, this just keeps happening, Disney Star after Disney Star… I guess they know creepy dads and perverts watch them and want them and the best scandal is one where they innocently show off their hormones-in-the-food booties.. Their mom’s cultivated them aggressively to be this star, and they won’t let it go to waste….not now, not after they’ve gone this far as a family.. That said, INTOUCH Weekly did an interview with her and this was the quote you can masturabte to : My favorite thing to do is sit in my bed with my mom Because if you know anything about stage moms, they’ve done a great job brainwashing their kids to be performers…willing to do anything they can to make it… Here’s her dance video.. A video posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Jun 25, 2015 at 4:02am PDT Here are some pics of her from social media… The post Bella Thorne’s Fetish Quote of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Posted on June 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Thorne is making the rounds right now, mainly because she’s a 17 year old Disney star and at 17, all these Disney Stars come out of the woodwork and start slutting themselves ou tto the media HARD….I assume someone at the Disney team tell them to do this, because like clockwork, this just keeps happening, Disney Star after Disney Star… I guess they know creepy dads and perverts watch them and want them and the best scandal is one where they innocently show off their hormones-in-the-food booties.. Their mom’s cultivated them aggressively to be this star, and they won’t let it go to waste….not now, not after they’ve gone this far as a family.. That said, INTOUCH Weekly did an interview with her and this was the quote you can masturabte to : My favorite thing to do is sit in my bed with my mom Because if you know anything about stage moms, they’ve done a great job brainwashing their kids to be performers…willing to do anything they can to make it… Here’s her dance video.. A video posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Jun 25, 2015 at 4:02am PDT Here are some pics of her from social media… The post Bella Thorne’s Fetish Quote of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brooke Burke and her Daughter of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I talk shit on every celebrity and model, it is what I do to get accepted into their bullshit, vapid, suck up community…because apparently everyone loves when people shit talk them, especially Emily Ratajkowski…and other insecure cunts who know they don’t deserve the fame they’ve got… That said, Brooke Burke is one of those non-celebrities, that I’ve actually got hate mail because of something I wrote on her…I’ve had my site hacked cuz of her…and I was so confused because she’s Brooke Burke, a bikini, possibly playboy bootleg Carmen Electra looking trash who is only known for being the fit bust tiny thing that was popular in the late 90s…she hosted a TV show where she traveled the world in a bikini going to lame parties.. yet people fucking care… I guess like the den mother, she’s called the paparazzi, to show her daughter how it works…I’ve seen this happen in strip clubs and whore houses, where mom wants daughter to achieve greatness…and never to young to learn how it works..and if it involves mom/daughter in bikinis, especially when mom is a bit of a slut, good things happen… I think the daughter is 15, so don’t look at her…just think of what is to come in 3 years when she’s figured out the system and leveraging her mom’s contacts, without having to put out like her mom did, to be a better bikini model than her mom every was, because her mom laid down the groudwork for her to be the best… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Brooke Burke and her Daughter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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