Emilia Clarke is in Game of Thrones. Now she is in a Bikini…. What can’t this girl do……I’m thinking a lot of things, but for the sake of this post nothing, there is nothing she can’t do…so versatile in her talent…that isn’t an actual talent…since acting is just a fucking joke…for assholes who think it’s an actual skill, so when they do it they feel like less of an asshole, or geniuses who just pretend it is a skill, so that they can keep collecting the checks.. Either way, PR people love releasing bikini pics, as our simple minds just eat this mindless shit up…”boobies, vagina definition, who cares about actual news….”…. Dumbing down the nation motherfuckers…every day. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emilia Clarke’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elisabeth Erm is Estonian. She’s 22. She’s been modeling since she’s been 17. Now she’s in Glamour France. I’ve been told tht Estonia is a great place to find a wife that looks like a model, because like Russian and other Communist ex-USSR places, there is a bunch of people with very little money and very little expectations, who don’t have access to all the Russian Billionaires, because the Russian Billionaires are fucking established models, not pulling some pull her out of the gutter amongst all the other model looking bitches we can thank ethnic cleansing for… I guess what I am trying to say is that Elisabeth Erm is a babe, from a place where there are apparently a lot of babes, making her just one of the many babes already too famous for you to ever pay for sex, but a good billboard or ad for what is available for you in Estonia where 5 star hotels are 150 dollars a night..you just need to get yourself to Estonia…you patheric sex tourist… The post Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elisabeth Erm is Estonian. She’s 22. She’s been modeling since she’s been 17. Now she’s in Glamour France. I’ve been told tht Estonia is a great place to find a wife that looks like a model, because like Russian and other Communist ex-USSR places, there is a bunch of people with very little money and very little expectations, who don’t have access to all the Russian Billionaires, because the Russian Billionaires are fucking established models, not pulling some pull her out of the gutter amongst all the other model looking bitches we can thank ethnic cleansing for… I guess what I am trying to say is that Elisabeth Erm is a babe, from a place where there are apparently a lot of babes, making her just one of the many babes already too famous for you to ever pay for sex, but a good billboard or ad for what is available for you in Estonia where 5 star hotels are 150 dollars a night..you just need to get yourself to Estonia…you patheric sex tourist… The post Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am not into this Filipino diving compilation video because I am into Filipino boys in speedos…I am not into this video because I am in Filipino boys when they double as ladies…as you’ll find throughout the world…I am into this Filipino diving compilation because their diving team is so bad, they know they are bad, probably due to funding, and were like “let’s sign up, no one else is down, the rest of the country is working as cleaning ladies in Canada”…or some shit.. I guess what I am saying is that I like seeing a double fail at the interenational level of competition. It is funny. The post Filipino Diving Team Moment of Inspiration of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Margot Robbie has gotten fat, because I guess fat is the new skinny, and America is fat and like Rebel Wilson before her she’s trying to blend in as the tourist that she is….or maybe it has something tot do with her ice cream breaks for the paparazzi that are both erotic, look at that mouth, and sad…look at that ass.] That’s really all I have to say about this, I mean other than it is ice cream weather, so if you want to feel like a creeper go to your local dairy queen and watch the girls go at their soft serve like they were Margot Robbie, and try not to imagine they were doing that to a dick…it will be hard…and hopefully you won’t, because you’ll end up arrested and as much as I want perverts off the street, I need you here clicking my ads…I got beer to drink…as I cater to your creepy with the help of Margot Robbie types who know exactly what they are doing with their mouths…that’s how they got in this job in the first place.. The post Margot Robbie Fitness Program of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alena Blohm has ruined all the other girls for me…but more importantly…she has reminded my how shitty my reality is…in being a hot fucking German pile of amazing I want to stick my dick in like that time I stuck my dick in a pile of spaghetti noodles because a friend told me it felt better than sex…and it didn’t… Alena Blohm has made me want to break up with all my imaginary model girlfriends, who don’t know I exist, so that I can focus my love on her…..I feel like when you know you know…it’s like why bother with anyone else, when you’ve found all you’ve ever looked for.. Sure, I’m not about to delete tinder for this bitch, I mean it’s not like she’s sucking my dick every night and making me hate her, as girls do…she’s can’t expect more than I’m already giving, and I’m sure she’s not, you know…as she doesn’t know I exist.. It’s a general theme in my life… The post Alena Blohm for Free People of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s s Sprint and Beluga Vodka sponsored music video by some dude named Prince Royce who I assume is from Miami…and it is also featuring all things hispanic…Pitbull, who I heard is going to be responsible for the Florida vote in the next election….and that should terrify you and J.Lo in a bathing suit looking trashy as fuck singing in Spanish, even though she can barely speak Spanish…but Spanish like to think of her as a leader for their people…who made it…even though she’s 300 fucking years old…and I guess so is Pitbull…and that she shouldn’t be in a bikini, but Latino people don’t care, they just want to see one of their own doing it..and they will go to death for each other…and will support J.Lo…looking what they probably consider “Fierce”…well into J.Lo’s 90s…it’s just their way.. The post Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull Manipulate the Latino Crowds of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a girl I follow on Instagram named Bekka Gunther and one hour ago she posted these pics by Cameron Davis…and one hour ago…making these pretty fresh off the fucking press…if we actually used a printing press, but rather just upload t othe internet in an easy and affordable way…but more importnatly, one hour ago…was coincidentally the exact same time I fell in love with this babe and had to dig into the depths of the internet to find the shoot featuring at least one of her nipples because free the nipple has made everyone show their nipples…careers are built off nipples…and let’s hope Bekka Gunther’s career is a long one filled with me offering her money for sex. CameronsDiary The post Bekka Gunther Amazing for Cameron Davis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Selena Gomez has cleavage we can assume Bieber has cum all over…if he’s not the poofter Usher makes us believe he may be….you know that “fucked my way to the top” was based on him…starting as a bottom…now he’s cum here…yes…Selena Gomez and her new chunk tits make me think of Bieber…I am Canadian..that is our culture…keep the Mexicans in the gardens and hotel rooms…not that there are Mexicans here other than me..and I’m not even that Mexican…but I did go to Cancun once.. Remember when people cared whether she got implants or not, like it fucking mattered…and if she did, this is a total misuse of them…as cleavage selfie needs less clothes…she’s a business, she has fans, she’s got noise to make, and this isn’t cutting it…maybe in the 90s…when girls wore turtle necks this would work.. when cleavage was exciting….but today..this generation..if there is no nipples, it don’t matter…it’s not political enough..it’s just “what the fuck is the point of this boring ass pic”…. So let me post it…on my boring ass site… All this to say…where is the ass… The post Selena Gomez Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think the title of this post pretty much sums it all up… Let me repeat: Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots One more time: Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots Let me explain…this girl is a set of tits, on a hot fit body, with an average at best face, who is overrated and getting some work because she’s overrated, thanks to her set of tits, fit body…because it cancels out her bird face….and coupled with fucking producers and actors for movie roles, so that she can be like “Cara Delvingne” without the success…and transition from 200 dollar a day model to movie star…as the romantic comedy world needs babes who show their tits…all because she shows her tits…and those dudes get things they find hot to ride their dicks in real life… It’s a “hey who is that girl with the tits in that music video”….”Mr Afleck and David Fincher…her name is Emrata, she’s from Southern California and really wants to be famous”….”Ok, offer her a shitty part in our movie, but tell her she has to fuck us”….”Mr Afleck, that would be her dream”…situation… And I guess this Yu Tsai shoot.. really captures her cummed on hair….much better than the porn chicks I follow on snap chat… Anyway, unless she pulls off an Alba…she’s near the end….and this is one of her final shoots… The post Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
