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Willa Holland in Panties of the Day

Posted on June 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is some Willa Holland demonstrating how good social media is…because girls can take sexy pics, and they do take selfie pics, not just when they are famous or catering to their fans, but because they are girls and girls love being sexy…it’s a fucking fact that stems from their uteruses wanting to be filled on a physiological level… That is why if you were to go onto instagram at any given time – you will see half naked girls. Some will have 100,000 followers, some 1,000,000, others have 2,000 and still get naked on the shit…pretty much leveling the playing field and making it fair game for anyone to be jerked off to…and you don’t need to be Brian De Palma’s stepdaughter, or Steve Spielberg’s goddaughter, to be relevant thanks to panty pics…every last one of you is relevant or can be relevant thanks to panty pics…and thank god for that… The post Willa Holland in Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Hyland Tits in a Tank Top of the Day

Posted on June 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you let your daughter get raised on set because you are a stage parent and just happy she’s on set…as it is the perfect babysitter thanks to legal obligations for child actors…all while paying you a lot of fucking money as their guardian so that you can spend those days doing what rich cunts living off their stage parent money they think is rightfully theirs since they worked so hard whoring their kid for it…you know pimp mentality… Don’t let her hang with the surrogate hispanic hooker with huge tits who managed to trick everyone due to sex with the producers…because producers like big tits…to be the hisanic mom figure…unless you want your daughter to really grasp the importance of showing off her tits…which I guess you don’t care because she has turned 18 and you’ve made your money off her…and figure let her do what she wants…we done here.. Unless you like tits being shown and you are still involved in managemnt…because tits get hits and is just an extension of whoring… I guess what I am trying to say here is that they grow up so fast, even if they still look 12… The post Sarah Hyland Tits in a Tank Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Abbie Cornish Underwear Selfie of the Day

Posted on June 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Abbie Cornish is Australian….and I like Australians….because Australian women, for some magical reason I assume is being far fucking removed from America, are cool as fuck, while being hot as fuck, because like California, they like health and fitness and good food and like Florida they like bikinis….on a perpetual spring break party…only far more hip and stylish, than the ghetto shit you’re used to… So you have this nation of hot girls with hot bodies half naked and ready to get drunk as fuck…and if that doesn’t sound like heaven…I don’t know what is.. But then again, I’ve never been to Australia…I’ve never really experienced the backwoods, toothless, fat white trash Australian…so let me live this fantasy…a fantasy that is Abbie Cornish…a girl you remember as “SWEAT PEA” in Sucker Punch…or…no you don’t…because not everyone is like me…and goes to Sucker Punch to hang with tweens… Here she is in an Abbie Cornish spanx selfie…I call being Over 30…. The post Abbie Cornish Underwear Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga is the Pig on Miley’s Magazine Cover of the Day

Posted on June 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lady Gaga is a chubby little pig that we can assume was in the cover of the Miley Cyrus Paper Magazine cover they tried to break the internet with – even though we’ve all seen Miley’s tits…and pubic hair painted pink…at least in our fantasies… People tend to forget that Gaga pretty much paved the way for girls like Miley to embrace “weird” and scandal, without having any level of autheticity… Whether one was a rich kid or a Disney kid…they both had a team of people advising them on “Gay is a good market, do gay, and kids these days on tumblr love having double lives where they get naked and think they are feminists”…virtually the same candy coated bullshit scammer manipulated a generation that doesn’t dig beneath the surface… All this to say, I’d dig beneath Gaga’s surface and into her anus…thanks to having a rally fun ass that I grabbed before she was famous, pretty much Father’s day in 2009…and I remember…because I was like for such a gross face and seemingly gross body…this ass is firm as fuck…true story…that ends with my peak…and have since thrown in the towel..but to be honest..the towel was already thrown in then… Here she is being disgusting and crying for attention somewhere. The post Lady Gaga is the Pig on Miley’s Magazine Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Magdalena Frackowiak for Porter No. 9 Magazine of the Day

Posted on June 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Magdalena Frackowiak is an Eastern Eruopean model who I’ve heard is terrible, but she’s in this shoot with David Bellemere who is one of my favorite photographers, for something called Porter No.9, and she’s fucking lovely and I don’t hold her communist, probably poor, being sold off to American modeling agencies against her, I mean why the fuck wouldn’t she work for evil corporations making more in a day than her family makes in a fucking year, and why wouldn’t she be an absolute cunt about it, these communists have no souls…it’s not news people… Here are the pics. Here’s Andreea Diaconu…also in Porter Magazine but in shitty pics…maybe one day she’ll get a post of her own… The post Magdalena Frackowiak for Porter No. 9 Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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13 Minutes of Girls on Trampolines of the Day

Posted on June 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I would assume that this video is not about to win any film festival awards for genius, but I will argue that the storyline and execution is probably better than most of the smut coming out of Hollywood, and I’m not just saying that because I am a bitter man, or because I am a frat boy half retard who likes girls jumping in slow motion on trampolines, and that is enough of a story for me to really commit to the cause for the 13 minutes they want from me…actually..it is… The simplicity of producing shit like this, or girls skipping, or girls doing push ups, or girls just sitting around doing nothing while showing off ass or tits…is one of the last pure things in this world that reminds us that we are half retards…and this is all it takes. The post 13 Minutes of Girls on Trampolines of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beth Behrs and the Worst Kind of Panty Flash of the Day

Posted on June 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing ruins a potential panty upskirt like a pair of SPANX… I am all for shape shifting underwear to make a girl look better than she does thanks to the aging process, bad diet, laziness…if those shape shifting underwear are never seen, but rather just a took to cover up a girl’s laziness.. I am not for shape shifting underwear in my porn, in my sex, or on girls I want to bang….or get back to my house to bang…because it is a lie that perpetuates a lie and it is too affordable and accessible…like the push up bra…anyone can get one..when fake tits used to be something that involved more commitment..and not just slippng into bike shorts like a suasage… This Beth Behrs chick is from 2 Broke Girls…but not broke at all..but I guess not overly secure with her body…trying to tighten up shop…instead of just doing squats…rich people..so lazy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Beth Behrs and the Worst Kind of Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Niykee Heaton Does Snapchat of the Day

Posted on June 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Niykee Heaton. She’s a youtube Bieber style cover song singing bottom feeder who got signed to Timberlake’s label early on when he say his gay best friend Usher make 100 millions off Bieber and figured like MTV did with Tila Tequila – that this was the way to go….something she was probably stoked on…but that she quickly realized required extra marketing efforts and use of her tits and ass like all girls these days, especially the feminist ones do…and has turned on the instagram…and now the snapchat for things like this…porny…and amazing…keep up the good work… I can’t wait to see the music videos…I’m sure all your daughters need this in a pop leader…you know the more porny Rihanna…who is already porny enough… The world may be doomed, but at least girls are slutty. The post Niykee Heaton Does Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney’s Ass Crack of the Day

Posted on June 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When Charlotte McKinney’s done with her premature TV Stint…up on some Emrata replacement tits…in a world where you need very little to be famous..or at least “known”…but a lot to be sustainable, since people lose interest fast as there is always another vapid busty cunt who fucked the right people to take your place… I mean she did Guess once thanks to meeting the Guess photographer in Florida…then she booked one Superbowl commercial as a reminder of who she was to the 10 people who knew who she was after doing Guess…and I’m not counting the instagram followers since all that shit is just that…shit…only to get on TV, on a huge show, a mainstream show, that may not be a good show…but still something trash everywhere love…a show she didn’t really qualify being on…as she is not a star, not even low level..at least Joanna Krupa had modeled 10 years for FHM and Maxim before her bottom feeding on TV happened….. Not that it matters, but I guess what does matter is that she’s going to events, trying to make noise with ass crack, because there’s no where else really for her to go…she’s peaked…it’ll be a sex tape too many months too late in a year or two…a rich husband…forgotten… And the real amazing is that she’s made it this far…being average at best..but more importantly, where are her tits…those are what matter…what’s this boost of confidence that they do TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney’s Ass Crack of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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When Charlotte McKinney’s done with her premature TV Stint…up on some Emrata replacement tits…in a world where you need very little to be famous..or at least “known”…but a lot to be sustainable, since people lose interest fast as there is always another vapid busty cunt who fucked the right people to take your place… I mean she did Guess once thanks to meeting the Guess photographer in Florida…then she booked one Superbowl commercial as a reminder of who she was to the 10 people who knew who she was after doing Guess…and I’m not counting the instagram followers since all that shit is just that…shit…only to get on TV, on a huge show, a mainstream show, that may not be a good show…but still something trash everywhere love…a show she didn’t really qualify being on…as she is not a star, not even low level..at least Joanna Krupa had modeled 10 years for FHM and Maxim before her bottom feeding on TV happened….. Not that it matters, but I guess what does matter is that she’s going to events, trying to make noise with ass crack, because there’s no where else really for her to go…she’s peaked…it’ll be a sex tape too many months too late in a year or two…a rich husband…forgotten… And the real amazing is that she’s made it this far…being average at best..but more importantly, where are her tits…those are what matter…what’s this boost of confidence that they do TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney’s Ass Crack of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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