Alessandra Ambrosio may have a bunch of kids. She may be in her mid to late 30s. She may be a tall and lovely lingerie model…with small model implant tits…but one thing she’s not..is a Brazilian ass…winning any Brazilian ass contests…because based on these pics…of her in a bikini…which is what she gets paid millions for…she doesn’t have an ass…but I guess having an ass doesn’t matter, we have instagram for that. Asses everywhere…no need for them to be on some low quality mid range mall brand panty. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Has No Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Jun 3, 2015 at 2:37pm PDT When you’re dad comes out to the world as a woman in his big reveal…like this was Extreme Makeover before it became Extreme Home Makeover to mask how terrible the fucking show idea was…taking mom away from the kids to give her 3 months of extreme surgery turning her into another person…because the world is a vapid, superficial place, not that Bruce Jenner was ever really present for the kids, he was too busy cash grabbing and whoring them all out, because people love attention… You should always wear short enough jumpers to show the world your ass cheek…it’s not only today’s fashion, but encoded in your hooker DNA… I’m into this. The post Kendall Kylie Jenner Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nick Minaj….is in Cosmo this month…where she probably discusses a whole lot of bullshit, because Nicki Minaj is bullshit…she’s some acting school, casting couch, creation to reach a hole in the market Lady Gaga made, you know a circus clown weirdo….who eventually because Lil Kim…in a weird turn from bubble gum pop…to rapping about the quivering of her asshole while being eaten out…thanks to the world being sexed the fuck out… Well, throughout the whole thing, she went from fat chick to fat tits and fat ass….and I guess here are the vanilla and boring teeny bopper pics… When what I think is more interesting, is that according to her instagram it looks like Nicki Minaj is single…thanks to rappers fucking groupies and getting caught…not that I find Nicki Minaj’s sex life, love life, personal life, professional life, her music…or anything about her interesting… The post Nicki Minaj is Single for Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nick Minaj….is in Cosmo this month…where she probably discusses a whole lot of bullshit, because Nicki Minaj is bullshit…she’s some acting school, casting couch, creation to reach a hole in the market Lady Gaga made, you know a circus clown weirdo….who eventually because Lil Kim…in a weird turn from bubble gum pop…to rapping about the quivering of her asshole while being eaten out…thanks to the world being sexed the fuck out… Well, throughout the whole thing, she went from fat chick to fat tits and fat ass….and I guess here are the vanilla and boring teeny bopper pics… When what I think is more interesting, is that according to her instagram it looks like Nicki Minaj is single…thanks to rappers fucking groupies and getting caught…not that I find Nicki Minaj’s sex life, love life, personal life, professional life, her music…or anything about her interesting… The post Nicki Minaj is Single for Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Swift attaches herself to models. I don’t really know why, I am assuming it is because she wants to be a model, or is technically a model, or she wants you to see that she’s taller and skinnier than models, or maybe the models adopt her because they want the press of being Taylor Swift’s best friends….and ultimately who gives a fuck… I’m more interested in the Taylor Swift Cameltoe, because I fucking love cameltoe, especially when I know it is caused by a slutty vagina being slutty and having a mind of it’s own… The idea of these girls having pillow fights, just isn’t graphic enough for me to want to jerk off to, I just find it weird…. The post Taylor Swift With Gigi Hadid and Martha Hunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When dealing with a fat girl with fat tits for a make-up campaign that probably paid her over a million dollars to be part of…despite her being a fat chick…or maybe they signed her on before she was a fat chick…when she was the most important model around…. This is how you crop the images…so that you can maximize her maximum size…while featuring on the two things people like about her….face and tits…get rid of the other shit…like gut and dumpy everything…. The post Kate Upton in a Make-Up Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Heather Locklear wore a bikini… I can only assume it is because her daughter is getting a lot of attention for being in a bikini …. THAT YOU CAN SEE HERE And like all moms who were once hot as fuck, and really isn’t all that bad now, especailly for a 53 year old that has been destroyed by so many rockstars and actors in her LA stint… She’s got something to prove, a little squeeze into the daughter’s yoga pants and grocery shop, or strip down into a bikini to show us how it is done, cuz some babe moms channel it into their daughters…and others…compete with them for men…and male attention…and none of their motivations matter…as long as they are both in bikinis so that I can live out my mother daughter fetish…that I know you probably have too…because how could you not want to bang the mom and daughter if she’s of age…it’s the whole foundation of who I am and what I do…and the reason I can’t get corporate advertisers…in a “DrunkenStepfather, that’s so creepy, like a fetish site for dudes who want to fuck their wive’s daughters”….if you know what I mean.. The post Heather Locklear in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rihanna did a little self produced bikini photoshoot for social media…because Rihanna loves being half naked in pictures…it is a good kind of attention that must remind her of when she was prostituting herself in barbados at the Karaoke bars the rich British men went….before miraculously landing a record deal and becoming Rihanna…. There’s a back story here…I just don’t know what it is…but at least in the mean time she gives us glimspes into her core personality…that of a girl…who likes being watched….while half naked…and as a guy who likes to watch half naked….that works for me…unfortunately…Rihanna doesn’t…because if she did….I’d probably not be wasting time posting on her bikini pics for instagram…but instead spending all the money she makes me… The post Rihanna Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I like that 17 year old Kylie Jenner realizes that now is the peak time based on historical evidence, for her to make as much noise as fucking possible, because America loves girls when they are 17, about to turn 18, acting slutty…even though we were all 17 once and probably fucking slutty 17 year old girls who had been fucking older guys since they were 14…at least I was…It’s not like teens don’t jerk off or watch porn, especially in this era fuck…they’ve been watching porn since they were 5. Thanks Internet. But for some reason, a reason I call programming…the media loves saying “OMG THIS 17 YEAR OLD FUCKS”…or “WEARS STRIPPER BIKINIS”…or “HAS ASS IMPLANTS”….it’s like they forget that you can be a whore at all ages…especially when your mom forces it on you…and focus on a dated law that doesn’t reflect the fact that 17 and 18 is pretty much the same fucking thing…only this is illegal…and won’t be in a few months, even though it is being treated like it is not illegal, because the government can’t decide when a girl’s ready or not… Here’s some pics of her from instagram… Here’s a video of a girl doing the “#kyliejennerchallenge”….which is a tactic to suck on a jar to make your lips fuller…and it is amazing to see the positive impact she has on the youth: Here are some pics: The post Kylie Jenner and her Black Boyfriend in a Stripper Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus posted a picture of her smoking a bong, wearing pasties, probably not trying to be shocking, because this is the internet and the only thing shocking would be if the bong was shoved up her cunt and blowing smoke rings out of her ass… Which she’s not doing, becasue she’s boring… But she is still smoking a bong in fucking pasties…which for an old fucker like me is up on some “wtf”…and a little “that’s kinda fun and wild and crazy”…because when I was 20, the only bitches in pasties where girls at stripclubs that didn’t allow topless, trying to give as much topless, when topless really only is topless, with visible nipples… This just reminds me of an era when celebrities were not just pawns to their parents, but to the world, where they would pretend to be super human and not get naked, or do drugs…even though behind the scenes and closed doors they were ripping lines of coke out of hooker asshole… The public knew what was up, but these assholes that were seeking public acceptance, decided to not be honest and pretend…making a slip up kind of exciting when the paparazzi caught it… Now the paparazzi only captures what the celebs want captured, the scandals they want seeded…or they just post this shit on social media with a “WTF I’m Miley Fuck You” attitude… All this to say…things are changing for the better, because I remember posting “OMG Britney has coke on her nose” type posts… now the famous girls are in pasties smoking bongs, when not on Molly for all to see, because that’s what famous is supposed to be.. Here she is showing her pasties and her armpit hair because she’s that kind of hairy armpit feminist….which despite loving bush..and licking armpits…I don’t like when the two merge…I don’t really caring how hairy a bitch is…but hairy armpits disgusts me…I think I was traumatized as a child. Here she is in her pasties for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Joan Jett induction: HEre the awesome video The post Miley Cyrus Wins 420 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
