Jada Pinkett-Smith is in a thong bikini and I guess that makes sense now that she’s broken up with Will Smith because when you’re trapped in a relationship with a gay man, even when you cheat on him in open relationships, you don’t get the male attention you crave, even if you’re 100 fucking years old.. The good news is that with her decent genetics, that is when you don’t look at her balding head or teen white girl on a cruise hair style, or even her menopausal hips her ass is still ok… To see more of the pics CLICK HERE
BC SMOKE SHOP is our second day of Christmas gift idea in our amazing VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE CALENDAR … Why? Because we should all smoke weed everyday…especially during the holidays…because let’s face it, dealing with family is pretty shitty, and if you don’t have family, well that’s pretty shitty too, because the holidays can be pretty shitty, so why not do whatever you can do to make it better… So get this for your granny, your sister, your neighbor or yourself, Vape your way into the future or at least every day and night for the rest of your life… TO GET YOUR WEED SHOPPING STARTED CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PHOTOSHOOT CLICK HERE
Miley Cyrus is fantastic…in all that she does, even if it is annoying to 90 percent of the population, they are just haters…and even if her sex appeal is really almost non existent as her flat skinny girl ass tries to twerk like it is hip hop and pretty much just fails…but we have to look at what is important and that is her legacy or influence and ability to trick these young girls into trying twerking for themselves…and that revolution is happening and it’s great to watch…especially in clubs… I LOVE LOVE’s HOLIDAY Advent Calendar…Last year… THEY DID THIS WITH EVERY TOP MODEL AND IT WAS GENIUS Miley isn’t quite as good by still funny to watch
This is an inspiring Thanksgiving video to ring in the Holiday season and bring in the holiday spirit of goodwill towards men and the black Friday sales…where you can save up to 50 dollars on a TV if you’re lucky… Where a group of civilians jump into icy waters to save an elderly woman who is stuck in the overturned car… Only for the cop, the trained professional to stand on the sidelines and watch, because it looked under control, as he chatted on his cellphone and the people handled the rescue as untrained professionals… I guess he didn’t want to get wet, he doesn’t get paid enough for that. What a jok, but in his defence aren’t all cops useless in their own right?
Rosie Huntington-Whitely was out doing some grocery shopping and it turned out that even when she does menial housewife tasks that she should be doing instead of making millions of dollars getting naked or half naked in front of the camera…you know because of her vagina…she still looks pretty fucking good…like that she’s having her own personal fashion show…because I guess she’s one of those high maintenance girls who knows her looks are important, they pay the bills, so she’s not about to leave the house looking unkempt, because of a fear it will ruin everything, without realizing that even if she left the house with a diaper on, covered in shit, after a night of gang rape role playing she’d still be a fucking dime. Either way, lets look at her ass doing chores…even if we can google her ass and see her ass. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
This is one of the dumbest thing to hit my Facebook feed since…every single girl posts her relationship issues, her health issues, her baby issues, her “life is great” motivational statuses, or statues announcing new jobs, vacations, moves, new houses…there’s just so much on Facebook to hate…including these people who got one of their friends, who I am going to assume is a dude, in a turkey costume, twerking, for Thanksgiving…this is some thematic photo op shit I’d expect from Courtney Stodden…done by normals..and it’s stupid as fuck…and since I hate you, I’m gonna share it with you..
A try hard LA rich kid has to learn authentic shit for rip off for her own personal gain somewhere…I mean it’s not like they teach twerking at Disneyland…or in Beverly Hills at her expensive dinners…hair salons…etc. I am not against disconnected rich kids…I just prefer when they know they are disconnected rich kids…but exploring the dark world of twerk events is ok…Miley reminds me of a bar mitzvah DJs….just easy to digest pop music filled good time for everyone…of all ages In more interesting news. Apparently….Chatroulette Still Exists…and some dude is doing the Miley on it… If you don’t like any of that…here she is rapping in a New Will.I.AM video… Here are some pics of her in COSMO
There was a time when I used to live-blog these events. I’d make fun of every live award show, even the low grade ones that don’t matter, like the American Music Awards…which to date have been the only award show what have invited me to attend…something you’d think would make me like them, but reminds me of how desperate they are. You see I like my award show like I like my women…no, not locked in my basement or on all fours…but rather thinking they are too good for me, and not giving me the time of day… Things that happened that you’d care about…Rihanna dressed like an Emoji, Taylor Swift is just 23 and wins a lot in her tight dress and 80s hair, J.Lo sang in Spanish because the Hispanic market is huge and still buy her records, even when she wears panties, clearly a Crime on Catholicism….Miley sang with a lip syncing cat, in what was genius creative direction – seriously – I loved it and Lady Gaga showed up on a try hard pony and pretended to be Marilyn Monroe while R.Kelly shoulda been peeing on her…and Christina Aguilera he been cyber bullied into not being fat…Good times…not really…awards shows are shit and this one should have died with Dick Clark… Here’s a round up from instagram…to give you a sense of what I hope you missed, because you’re a grown ass man and don’t need to watch this shit… Here’s the Miley Performance… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE A WHOLE FUCKING LOT OF AMA PICS
If Adam Levine’s publicists and the people at The Voice, who probably always own People Magazine, in what is the biggest lie of a publication since Million Little Pieces, because everything they write about is fed to them by Publicists…have made him the “Sexiest Man Alive”…something most Jewish midgets don’t get awarded… Does that make his Fiance, imported model Behati, the sexiest women alive?…I’m gonna go with no, but she still is good enough for Victoria’s Secret and I guess with that stamp of approval, she’s good enough for me…you see they’ve marketed her so hard I have her in my head…and think that just because they say she’s a “bad bitch”…she actually is one…and in her defence, she’s half naked…making huge money which is two criteria I look for in girls…making her pretty alright to me… TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
This is a good way to sell purses…or shoes…or purses and shoes…because the naked Victoria’s Secret model doesn’t take away from the products she’s being paid to peddle like she was a hooker, whoring, and it allows us to focus on the craftsmanship…of who the fuck cares there’s a naked babe model naked for money like she was a stripper but way more luxurious, and any excuse to get any girl naked…is an excuse that we collectively celebrate by hating the purse and shoes for getting in the way of the spread eagle shots…
