Last week, my friends at VIDHUNTR met up with Claudia Romani and convinced her to walk around on the strip in a bikini…because she’s a bikini model…it is Vegas…and you’re supposed to act a little wild and crazy…. I POSTED THE VIDEO …but here are the rest of the pics…of her hot ass looking hot…which is what you should be focusing on…because hot ass is just so hard to come by in this high fructose fast food nation we live in….we have to go to the fields of Italy to find booty unscathed by genetically modified, factory made, crap…. She looks amazing….and like a lot of fun!
Last week, my friends at VIDHUNTR met up with Claudia Romani and convinced her to walk around on the strip in a bikini…because she’s a bikini model…it is Vegas…and you’re supposed to act a little wild and crazy…. I POSTED THE VIDEO …but here are the rest of the pics…of her hot ass looking hot…which is what you should be focusing on…because hot ass is just so hard to come by in this high fructose fast food nation we live in….we have to go to the fields of Italy to find booty unscathed by genetically modified, factory made, crap…. She looks amazing….and like a lot of fun!
Here’s a little medicated Britney half naked with a horrible fucking song and another one of her comeback videos because obviously her handlers want to make some more money to buy themselves all their fancy things…. If you’ve made it through the first 15 seconds of the song, you will learn the valuable lessons that Britney’s dad has been shoving down her throat since she was five – You better work bitch….you know the message that he’s’ been brain washing her with….because leaving in their Louisiana trailer park when you make a girl of Britney’s fuckable stature, even at 35, as a mom of two, only means one thing to hicks, sell her for cattle feed… It’s some shitty electronic garbage….like real deal shit…but watch it on mute and appreciate the hard work…..this silly bitch is putting in…when she could just retire…cuz she’s still hot….
Here’s a ridiculous video that proves everything is better, or worth watching, when you involve girls, hot or not, real titties or not, half naked….cuz guys will watch girls, hot or not, do anything half naked…from sweeping, to gardening, to picking their nose….to the least erotic thing….because guys are fucking perverts and I would not have it any other way…cuz I like looking at half naked girls under any and all circumstances…and the reality is that girls like it when we look…it is some animal instinct shit…. TO SEE THE VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK
I already posted the CR FASHION BOOK photoshoot with Kate Upton that is obviously mocking fashion shoots for being fake high concept shit that is really just shit…but that people buy into….you know some satire with some “throw in kids, puppies, men dressed like unicorns”….let’s be as ironic and as possible…and that is the high concept everyone will buy into..kinda thing…and I find it hilarious…but maybe I am just smitten that Kate Upton didn’t eat one of the puppies cuz she got hungry on set….she’s that kind of pig….with a fat ass just waiting to explode on the fucking scene…to match her big tits she’s not exploiting enough here…..there are
Paris Hilton is the fucking devil, swine, garbage, filthy shit filled shell of a human and I am not just saying that because I feel I need to defend the gay man….because for the longest time I thought Paris Hilton was a gay man. Truth be told, I have made similar jokes about gay people, but I am a horrible person…. Just this morning I was regretting a drunken hot tub session with 2 dudes in a loft in the gay village, because I figure and googled to see if AIDS virus can live in the petri dish that is a hot tub petri…. But then again I like laughing at stereotypes like gay guys having AIDS….and luckily cares about what I say or listen to what I say…. And every gay guy I know is fucking horny….a sexual deviant, but that is just because every guy I have every met would be a sexual deviant, if the girls we fuck allowed us to be….It’s like gay sex has no referee or police or moody bitch who has PMS and emotions to get in the way of hardcore ass fucking or some shit…. I can still say with confidence, that we are all God’s Children, some of my best friends are gay and I love everyone equally, or that I am indifferent about everyone equally, except maybe Paris Hilton, who I actually hate….. The irony in all this is that she is probably the one with AIDS, because like the gays, she’s a horny, damaged, rich girl who should be fucking shot for her public hate crimes…who made porn even though she didn’t have to…unprotected and who is known for having herpes…always a sign of a clean girl…. They conveniently recorded the conversaition cuz it is an inside job and she remains the fucking worst… TO HEAR THE AUDIO – FOLLOW THIS LINK
I just want to sing love songs to Candice Swanepoel….you know climb to the top of a mountain and scream her name to the heavens hoping it gets back to her…I want to carry her luggage at airports…I want to rub her feet after a long day of shopping…I want to be her co-star in the next great American love story…she is a delicate flower and I want to be the seed that helps her reproduce…She’s amazing…and her half naked body brings me great joy and hope of a better tomorrow…. Candice Swanepoel…I want to know what love is…I want you to show me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Kristen Stewart is in some photoshoot for some German Glamour magazine and I feel as though they didn’t really represent her cheating whore personality well, if anything they made her look like a rape victim, hours after said rape, crying and sad….questioning all that went wrong and whether it was all her fault….which is always an awesome look for a fashion shoot with a red neck inbred chick who has no sex appeal and shouldn’t be famous in the first place…. This needs a lot more pouty faces looking over her shoulder while grabbing her ankles….if you know what I mean.
I’d like to say that whenever I am feeling down and out with no where to go and nothing to do…with no sites to look up….and no videos to masturbate to….you know when all my facebook friends, twitter friends, instagram friends, AIM friends who I have never met in real life and who are not my actual friends but who I share my deep dark secrets with…are uninteresting, uninspiring, boring….I turn to Coco becuase I know she’ll consistently whore herself, post pics of herseelf whoring herself, and that it will entertain and make me laugh and feel warm and wholesome…grounded and appreciative of what I have….but I’d be lying…cuz Coco only comes to my mind when her bottom feeding, starved for attention, stripper trash is emailed to me….no matter how trashy, tacky or pathetic her pic may be… Here is something she posted to day…to impact your life in no way whatsoever…
Kaley Cuoco thinks she’s so hot cuz she thinks her hot ass in tight pants is what killed Jon Ritter on set of 8 Simple Rules of Dating Your Daughter…..where rule number one is don’t let your wife find out…and rule number two is don’t let the authorities or her school find out….but the truth is his congenital heart disease is what killed him…and that ego she’s developed thinkin’ her looks could kill are all just hype….but she hasn’t figure that out yet since they cast her on a nerd show playing the hot chicks the nerds love….when everyone knows the hot chicks nerds actually love and can talk to without throwing up are generally fat and horrible…I went to comicon this weekend…I know how it is….but maybe I am wrong abotu her….maybe she realizes she’s not amazing and that’s why she simulates giving blowjobs for twitter…and attention…something that works for me.
