This Motorboating for breast cancer is a funny concept, especially when starring harmless nerds, but a fail on my end..because I should be the one doing this shit in a mask….cuz masking perversion with Charity is pretty much how the entire world works…and something I should take part in… Because from Corporate world to pretty much anything, the big money offices are filled with fucking perverts, who know how to play their pervert shit so much smarter than me…and make real stupid money with it…Make it work for you motherfuckers…smart hustle…
If questions asked by attention seeking fat girls pretending to be hot by doing a cheap halloween Barbie costume everyday of her trashy, tacky, attention seeking life…rocking too much make-up…busting out of their shirt…with fake hair, fake tans and probably a belly…to go with her big stupid tits…inspires you…and makes you think “Hmmmmm…I never looked at the world from that perspective, maybe this is some higher level shit”….even though I think it’s all strategic performance for views…like a character for the internet she invented to mock real idiots…because real idiots don’t know how to make youtube pages or get followers…this is all lies…
If questions asked by attention seeking fat girls pretending to be hot by doing a cheap halloween Barbie costume everyday of her trashy, tacky, attention seeking life…rocking too much make-up…busting out of their shirt…with fake hair, fake tans and probably a belly…to go with her big stupid tits…inspires you…and makes you think “Hmmmmm…I never looked at the world from that perspective, maybe this is some higher level shit”….even though I think it’s all strategic performance for views…like a character for the internet she invented to mock real idiots…because real idiots don’t know how to make youtube pages or get followers…this is all lies…
For those of you who don’t know…Chrissy Teigen doesn’t like me….She even took to her shitty food blog to WRITE ABOUT HOW IT FEELS BEING CALLED OUT FOR BEING A GOLD MINING FAME WHORE WHO DOESN”T GET WORK AND WHO SHOULD JUST GET KNOCKED UP SO WE CAN ALL FORGET ABOUT HER ….. And now she’s giving Brooklyn Decker Vagina Raspberries, or what Bill Cosby calls Zurberts…where you press your lips on a pussy, or really any flesh and blow… This would possibly be more exciting if these girls weren’t 100 year olds hanging onto the looks that made them money…even if those looks aren’t all that good…and more importantly…landed them dudes who make actual money…not Chrissy Teigen’s booking one job a month at 4k a day….money…. Either way…Vagina Raspberries look fun….even when has been garbage who has fallen off the rails participate…we call this “I’ll do anything for attention, just watch”….
For those of you who don’t know…Chrissy Teigen doesn’t like me….She even took to her shitty food blog to WRITE ABOUT HOW IT FEELS BEING CALLED OUT FOR BEING A GOLD MINING FAME WHORE WHO DOESN”T GET WORK AND WHO SHOULD JUST GET KNOCKED UP SO WE CAN ALL FORGET ABOUT HER ….. And now she’s giving Brooklyn Decker Vagina Raspberries, or what Bill Cosby calls Zurberts…where you press your lips on a pussy, or really any flesh and blow… This would possibly be more exciting if these girls weren’t 100 year olds hanging onto the looks that made them money…even if those looks aren’t all that good…and more importantly…landed them dudes who make actual money…not Chrissy Teigen’s booking one job a month at 4k a day….money…. Either way…Vagina Raspberries look fun….even when has been garbage who has fallen off the rails participate…we call this “I’ll do anything for attention, just watch”….
In case you’re not up on the stepGIRLS movement…you’re an idiot and I hate you…but more importantly, they are girls who are part of our extended family, all over 18, who we can’t get in trouble by their mom’s for falling in love with, like we were Woody Allen, because they aren’t legally bound to us, just emotionally… In case you’re not up on the DrunkenStepfather philosophy, it’s written at the top of the page..you see we like having fun with pretty girls and sometimes we take pictures…and sometimes that fun and those pictures are inspired by wrestling…and taken in front of a 3 million dollar Riopelle painting…because sometimes we like being classy even though my life is pretty much fucking homeless…all thanks to you not making me famous, They are wearing AMERICAN APPAREL …clothing I like to thank for making girls more open minded about no bras and nipples…and even under such violent conditions…these stepGIRLS look like an angels sent from heaven to ruin your life…because you’ll get addicted…and there is no rehab for this kind of love… These were shot by the always amazing Monsieur Coms Enjoy… GET HOT CLOTHES FOR HOT GIRLS TO MODEL FOR YOU HERE
In case you’re not up on the stepGIRLS movement…you’re an idiot and I hate you…but more importantly, they are girls who are part of our extended family, all over 18, who we can’t get in trouble by their mom’s for falling in love with, like we were Woody Allen, because they aren’t legally bound to us, just emotionally… In case you’re not up on the DrunkenStepfather philosophy, it’s written at the top of the page..you see we like having fun with pretty girls and sometimes we take pictures…and sometimes that fun and those pictures are inspired by wrestling…and taken in front of a 3 million dollar Riopelle painting…because sometimes we like being classy even though my life is pretty much fucking homeless…all thanks to you not making me famous, They are wearing AMERICAN APPAREL …clothing I like to thank for making girls more open minded about no bras and nipples…and even under such violent conditions…these stepGIRLS look like an angels sent from heaven to ruin your life…because you’ll get addicted…and there is no rehab for this kind of love… These were shot by the always amazing Monsieur Coms Enjoy… GET HOT CLOTHES FOR HOT GIRLS TO MODEL FOR YOU HERE
This LUI Magazine is really dominating….it is out of France and being out of France, they get a whole lot of models topless, because that’s like being clothed in France…or more importantly it is like being clothed in the fashion industry…. We saw CLEMENCE POSEY TOPLESS , and Edita Topless and they also did a shoot with Georgia May Jagger only she wasn’t topless….but she was shot by Terry Richardson and this may be some of his more tame work….and not his hipster porn but it is still hot, because she is hot… I am all for rockstar/model kids becoming models thanks to nepotism and making me want to make kids inside them and their trust fund, especially when they look like this…she’s good…if you don’t imagine her dad’s face when staring at her mouth…
A few weeks ago…I said that I was tired of Candice Swanepoel…that her amazing Victoria’s Secret body was boring, and repetitive, and that she was old and over exposed…that Victoria’s Secret shoved her down our throats too many times…and that I was done with her and ready to move my obsessive compulsive disorder onto new models…but then today, I went to her instagram…and I learned to love again, she’s so solid…that her body should be what all girls look like…you know the mainstream average measurements…instead of all the genetically modified shit you see every time you leave your house…it would be a far better world to live in…. Here’s another video…. She is amazing…
This hot pocket campaign with Snoop and Kate Upton would make sense if Kate Upton wasn’t an awkwardly shaped fat girl in training….a model who despite all her fame and success is plus sized…because seeing her have sex with her hot pocket…hits way too close to home…it reminds me of when she’s alone in her apartment and no one is watching all eating her feelings…and the worst thing in all this is that Upton actually begged for the gig and offered to do it for a lifetime supply of the pizza treat…no money…just cheesy meaty goodness…because you know this is how she actually gets off..right? .
