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Maitland Ward Erotica of the Day

THIS JUST IN…. Maitland Ward is still fucking disgusting…old and expired….But she’s getting paid…by perverts everywhere who like her…because perverts are everywhere and I guess they are given access to their credit cards despite being full retards…and perverts are easy to manipulate and actually don’t like hot chicks because hot chicks are too out of their league and prefer something more attainable like Maitland Ward who looks like a mom….not hot to me…but I’m not the masses… Who cares about Oscar Nominees when you have people like this being shat out of the anus of Hollywood…once on TV…promising…now someone who looks like a Yeast Infection….and probably smells like one too. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Maitland Ward Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Martha Hunt Topless of the Day

Martha Hunt was one of Taylor Swift’s paid partners, or friends, because even a cunt popstar who disgusts me on all levels needs to give the perception to the world that she’s tolerable and likeable and someone who people want to be around for more than just the press that came with being friends with Taylor Swift…. Martha Hunt is not an Oscar Nominee, but based on the people they nominate, she may one day be a nominee, provided that she has enough social media presence…that’s the world we live in…hire whoever can best market the shit to their feed because no one cares…. She’s also one of the last American women who isn’t 300 pounds, pre diabetic or diabetic, working as a model who the people can relate to because they are all fat too…..thanks to the sedentary life, processed food, sugar in everything…we are all fucking disgusting… This is some Martha Hunt clickbait that isn’t actually clickbait, since Martha Hunt drives zero traffic to anything. But at least she tries. Just not hard enough. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Martha Hunt Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alexis Ren Still Slutty of the Day

Alexis Ren is still dancing to the stars after using her social presence to convince idiotic TV people that her audience that do not give a fuck about her in any way beyond staring at her half nakedness on instagram…cuz she’s slutty… There is no way these young kids who only watch Netflix and Youtube are going to their grandma’s house to sit and watch her on TV…and her impact on their ratings was nothing, shit, bullshit…fact… But mainstream TV, old school media…don’t fucking get it and they never have…so Ren gets a stamp of “The mainstream like me”…and the old people get a taste of young slut moving sexually cuz she’s a slut….and the world goes on…life continues…her half naked bikini pics don’t stop..won’t stop…next step…porn career. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alexis Ren Still Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Christa B Allen Naked of the Day

Christa B Allen is naked. She’s some actress no one has ever heard of…from Australia I think…and she posts nude pics on her instagram so people who know who she is from her acting get excited….and then it comes across my desk, and by desk I mean cardboard box that I use as a coffee table, which is totally inefficient at it’s job as a coffee table…because like a paper straw…the second it gets wet it melts…and when with me…it’s always wet…not because of my sexy speak…or good looks…but my alcoholism and knocking drinks over….. Point being, I see her nude pics from her IG on the blogs and I figure to stay relevant I should post them, because she may be a huge star…or may become a huge star, thanks to her hustle…good hustle. Here she is talking about something warm and creamy with her hard nipples… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Christa B Allen Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Karlie Kloss Panty Flash of the Day

Karlie Kloss is at Coachella 4 months early. I guess she just can’t wait to see Ariana Grande now that her and Taylor Swift have broken up or their contract expired or Karlie could follow her dreams of marrying a rich Orthodox Jewish real estate family you know so that she could be the sister in Law to Ivanka Trump and Jared….every massively tall model who I never quite understood why she was a Victoria’s Secret model dream…. Here’s her married ass in panties in public like a good Orthodox Jewish woman…except without the whole shaved head and fucking through a hole in your sheet cuz it’s romantic thing. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Karlie Kloss Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Garner Ripped Panties of the Day

There’s a terrible Jennifer Garner panty pic that is going viral, all because she decided to draw more attention to it, because I guess it was her playing up the 10 year challenge, because in the event you didn’t know, Jennifer Garner is more than just a muppet, complicit woman married to Ben Affleck, who stuck with him through cheating and drugs because she was brain washed, weak or their relationship was all for show….she’s also a mom, who wears comfy mom panties that are ripped apart, at least she did 10 years ago, when this type of thing would be shocking to see, but that is now encouraged so that people think celebs are relatable…”they are just like us”…no motehrfucker, they make a lot of money and they are professional liars, who are playing someone relatable in their public persona…they are actually fucking shit. That said, Jennifer Garner decided to make this go viral by posting it on her social media and people, like with R.Kelly, felt the need to relive that past and make a thing of it… As far as I’m concerned, based on Jennifer Garner sex appeal…these are exactly the underwear I’d imagine her wearing in my jerk off fantasies of Jennifer Garner …that haven’t happened…but she’s still out there…so it could…I doubt it…but it could… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Garner Ripped Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Peyton R List in a Bra of the Day

Peyton Roi List is some 20 year old. Posting her bra pics that she’s promoting herself with is my attempt to stay relevant and target the younger generation…because this is the celebrity they grew up watching on Diary of a Wimpy Kid..so it’d be natural that now that they are older and sexual beings…they’d want to jack off to her in a bra…. The truth is that her generation are fucking at the age of 7, I saw it on Oprah, so them seeing her in anything but a gangbang….is probably uninteresting to them….porn generation you know…so that this is unfortunately for old perverts who subscribe to Disney Channel or whatever the Diary of a Wimpy Kid was on, who have been sexualizing her before she was sexualizing herself…tragic really….that the internet is masked as some dot com boom, full of billion dollar properties that live in virtual space and that people advertise on….but it’s really just one big meet and greet for fucking degenerate perverts who think they are being anonymous…when they aren’t… Fucked up place for fucked up people…but luckily for Zuckerberg he can monetize it. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Peyton R List in a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Iggy Azalea Bondage Bodysuit of the Day

Iggy Azalea disgusts me. She’s just some bullshit plastic surgery ridden monster who had the right connections to exist..she has managed to make a lot of money that I feel is undeserved for doing whatever it is that she does..but I am not the authority on the subject and if she’s bringing in the money to the powerful people who pay her…I guess she’s deserving of her cut…you can’t not give an AVON Lady her commission or the whole infrastructure will crash… SO if she was able to take what seems like a low level career based on her low level talent to the mainstream…power to her, good hustle…it’s just unfortunate people aren’t more demanding of quality…but it is the fast food world we live in….buy crap in volume and make that crap rich… This outfit she’s wearing is unfortunately not her going to War like she was Gal Gadot in the IDF fighting ARABS for the Israelis…. Because I’d think IGGY would be best utilized if she died a hero in war….you know redeem her for being a slut. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Iggy Azalea Bondage Bodysuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne Got Her Tits Out of the Day

Bella Thorne Takes her Tits to Vegas Club Openings of the Day Bella Thorne brought her tits to Vegas where she is getting paid to promote the opening of some new bar or club because that’s what her young audience seems to need to be marketed… You know pay the bitch 50k or more for her and her friends to go get wasted for free….when 95 percent of her Audience is 12….or perverts like you with an Equine fetish. An Equine fetish is man who jerks off to horses, which I think Bella Thorne’s face is best suited for… I don’t find her hot, interesting, but rather everything wrong with entertainment. Encouraged to be a vapid twat to sell shit and it works, but it definitely lowers the audience’s overall expectations of themselves – and that’s tragic… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Got Her Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Gwyneth Paltrow Fishnets of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow has never been hot…so seeing her in Fishnets at 50 trying to remain hot is not hot…unless you are a Gwyneth Paltrow fan, it which case you are a sick fuck…. I guess seeing her in Fishnets makes total sense as she looks like some kind of sea creature, and I am not talking about her steamed vagina, but her face as a whole…always had a goldfish in a bowl look to me… I feel like her encouraging old bitches to not be fat, to hose down their cunts, to try weird health and lifestyle tactics to better themselves, as silly and obnoxious or pretentious as it is..isn’t that bad. I mean if you’re going to be old you should have a leader or influencer to turn to…but that doesn’t mean we need to jack off to it…even though I know you are. Weirdo. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gwyneth Paltrow Fishnets of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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