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Jessica Lowndes Big Tits of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Lowndes who isn’t famous – but is more famous than you….which isn’t saying much, but you’ve been trying with all your selfies and MEMES on facebook, I mean I’ve been reading your status updates and if you’re not trying to be the funny guy in your friend group, I don’t know what else you’d be doing, or how you can justify that kind of behavior other than attention seeking. I blame a lack of breast feeding… Lowndes, who hasn’t acted since 90210….a Canadian who was once on Degrassi and made the move to the USA to steal your jobs with Nina Dobrev…has managed to stack up some fake tits and now trying to be an influencer as all the sluts, and apparently you…and your memes and status updates prove…. She’s got big fake tits and if you’re going to be a half rate celebrity….have big fake tits. The most interesting thing about her is that her dad ran across Canada as a teen, from one Igloo to the fucking Rest…. The rumor is she is also Nelly Furtado’s sister…those Eskimos are crazy….while I think she may be Nelly Furtado as I’ve never seen them in the same room…. Canada…drunk on maple syrup shit. Here is some foot fetish shit JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jessica Lowndes Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Drunk Girl in Russia Loses Pants and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lolly Sucking… Moped Chase…. Dick Drawing… Fail of the Day…. Man and Machete…. Robbing Woman in her 70s… Condom in the Soup… The post Drunk Girl in Russia Loses Pants and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Fucking Snyder Bikini Slut of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sarah Fucking Snyder is an instagram thing….who Jaden Smith used to fuck before he became a woman… She is some hipster “it girl” who is loved by all the pervert dudes I know into Street Wear, who are all in their mid 30s and early 40s, because I guess they still think like 16 year old boys and are confused by rap music, overpriced t-shirt and sneaker collecting they can afford…. pretty much the worst fucking hobby ever…like grow the fuck up you fucking hypebeast reading loser…we get it Supreme makes limited edition stuff that you need to buy when it comes out to sell for more money down the line or for people at the cheesy club you’re too old to be at to think you’re down now that you can afford to buy 100 dollar t-shirts cuz you have a career and are not still working at the movie theatre… What I am saying is that Sarah Snyder is a thing, she exists, people like her, I find her creepy The post Sarah Fucking Snyder Bikini Slut of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Genevieve Morton Topless for Eats Channel of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Genevieve Morton is topless for Eats Channel….you can see her nipple, which is nothing new as she struggled to find a life after Sports Illustrated sympathy swimsuit model that they didn’t have the heart to fire because I assume they feared she would kill herself, and what’s the harm in giving some big tits from South Africa some titty time in a few pics every issue, before deciding to part ways with her….what I am saying is that Genevieve Morton turned her career around….since it wasn’t quite a career….selling self produced nude calendars to the die hard fans…because when you’re a set of tits…figure out what your audience will pay you for, and hopefully it makes you 50k a year so that you can afford your rent..or in Maitland Ward’s case 50k a month to be a sex worker on Patreon… Point being that Chris from EATS CHANNEL is a brilliant director, who produces th content we all grew up on, that was in Men’s Magazines and Carl’s Jr ads…and are now an Instagram Channel worth watching…. So whether he uses this DUD of a model with a shitty attitude or not…his content is good and for that we celebrate EATS CHANNEL JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Genevieve Morton Topless for Eats Channel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elsa Hosk Is Naked of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Hosk is taking a shit in her bathtub…at least that is what I think is going on here. The audience needs and expects bigger and more exciting content out of these sex workers, and getting naked in the tub is just not going to differentiate yourself from all the other promo models on instagram getting naked for attetion, you need to dive into your chest drawer of tricks, and bring out the ones the most highest paying Arab fan asked her to do for him and his friends in DUBAI on a luxury trip…because Victoria’s Secret promoted them right to the source of money for pussy….. Unless she isn’t shitting, and this is just a disappointing ass in the pool been done 100000000 times, by her and other whores, but I guess in this case, it’s Elsa Hosk…who I think is the hottest of the VS models….and for that…we celebrate her. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elsa Hosk Is Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne Latex Erotica of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Thorne put out some latex fetish silly video to remind you all that she’s a Diseny whore exploited by her parents and the Disney Execs capable of revolutionizing content for the porn generation by being as porny as she can while still maintaining mainstream success…since mainstream success pays… She gets the acting jobs, the social media campaigns, has launched her own shitty brand of make-up, her own record label of shit music, her own clothing brand of shit…..because she’s a candy coated fucking mainstream poptart trying to be edgy and the mainstream audience that is as lame as it has always been, is a bit more edgy than it used to be, because of internet porn…so the content that comes out of it is more enjoyable for the perverts out there like us…. This is for her make-up brand, that I guess she creative directed. The color is Fuck me firetruck, and I guess it’s taking Kylie’s lead on making a billion dollar brand since kids are loyal to assholes they see on social media and not the stuffy classic brands their mother’s wear….weird times. The highlight of this video for me is the FAO train that is on her ass…my wife knows I love Christmas and bought me that very same train set this Christmas for 100 dollars…I set it up, because I have always wanted a Christmas train, just not in a dumpy basement apartment, I always visualized a farm house in Vermont or Connecticut for my train..I’m nostalgic like that…but too broke for that…and when I set up the train set I thought “this was a dumb fucking purchase…I shoulda got 10 bottles of wine instead…you know we don’t have the room for this shit..and it’s fucking loud, I should have got a damn normal train set like a creepy old man…not this fucking clunky massive one”….not once did I think that three days after setting it up…Bella Thorne would have the VERY same train on her ass…..something I didn’t think would happen…even when I was setting up the train….not once did I think….I wish there was an asshole big enough to act as a tunnel for this Christmas train to run through….maybe I’m less of a pervert, maybe Christmas is sacred, maybe asses deserve more phallic and manageable sized objects of insertions….unless you’re Bella Thorne and you fucking bring that Disney training to the front lines…in a Sexy Christmas Miracle just in time for Orthodox Christmas….not that one that the Coca Cola company created…. Here is the video JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne Latex Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Cambrie Schroder Silver Spoons Nipple Slip of the Day

Posted on January 11, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you’re a 22 year old girl, with a dad who was on TV, even if he never did much after Silver Spoons, he was super fucking famous thanks to there only being 3 networks back then- so all of America would watch him…..it only makes sense that you want to be current on social media….you want to be on trend with your slutty outfits and poses…you want to be a fake model who stages instagram model shoots…you want to flash your tits cuz you don’t wear a bra…it all feeds back into the need for celebrity of your own for doing nothing…. This Cambrie girl actually has a bit of a better hustle than the other rich whores, she is out there promoting her own bikini line, and when you mix entrepreneurial hustle, with half naked whore hustle….I appreciate it more than just whore hustle…because they want to whore so bad…the created a business to be the excuse for such whoring…and that’s far more lucrative and impressive than just whoring and hoping rich men throw money at you for nudes, or your premium account, or to escort them to Cannes or some other even in Dubai where they shit on you…. clever. The post Cambrie Schroder Silver Spoons Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Taylor Hill Pussy Print of the Day

Posted on January 11, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Hill has the best Cameltoe of the week. I mean I can pretty much see her uterus, which is what I generally like about bikini bottoms that are one size too small that with the right amount of movement, or wetness,, allows us all to see her fucking soul… I mean this Cameltoe pussy definition is so pronounced, I feel like it has a mind of it’s own, like it’s trying to escape her body and shout “I’m here too”…because as of now, whenever I hear the name Taylor Hill, in all her Victoria’s Secret marketing glory, I will remember this day…the day we met her pussy filled with bikini like it was Ashley Graham at the buffet. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Taylor Hill Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Simpson’s Foot to Inspire Sweet Foot Fetish Dreams of the Day

Posted on January 10, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

That’s all I have to say about that. The post Jessica Simpson’s Foot to Inspire Sweet Foot Fetish Dreams of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Joan Smalls Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 10, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think she’s done Victoria’s Secret, you know as the “black enough” character they need to be relatable and not criticized by the media for being racists…..it was a while ago. Her name is Joan Smalls who is not actually not small….she’s a Puerto Rican model and if you’ve ever stood next to a model…especially one in heels…they freakishly look down at you as they talk and you’re not sure whether you want to climb them like they were a tree and you were 7 before falling and breaking your leg..or if you want to let them just peg the fuck out of you…because they are pretty broad, big and scary….but look good in pictures… You know that taking them down in a rape fetish would prove to be too hard for you to pull off…not that you have a rape fetish…I mean that would make you a predator..when we all know you’re just a nice guy…a misunderstood guy….plus these feminists are the ones with the rape fetishes…. Who cares, she’s in a bikini. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Joan Smalls Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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