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Emmy Rossum TIts out for Shape Magazine of the Day

Posted on January 10, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why…but I hate Emmy Rossum… So seeing her in Shape. Trying to figure out her career now that she’s done with Shameless after whining about how much she got paid….like an ungrateful brat who wanted to use the power of the media to feel sorry for her, putting the heat on the producers, when bitch was already getting paid well and was just being greedy and unreasonable considering no one watches TV anymore anyway… I have seen her naked, and so have you, in her Shameless show, which is properly titled since bitch is Shameless..and I am good with that, into that, I believe in that…and support that…but anything beyond that…when it comes to this average at best actress…is irrelevant…and really so is she…fading away finally…because she just doesn’t have star power…even if she thinks she does….she’s old, boring, and overrated…..but here she is anyway… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emmy Rossum TIts out for Shape Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rita Ora is Naked Again of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2019 by admin2| Leave a comment

Rita Ora just bought a 4 million dollar house in the UK, which I will assume she paid for with her own money, and not Spiderman’s money, which is amazing to me because I don’t think she’s worth much more than 10 dollars a song… I get that she’s fucked the right people, got a record deal, and that these front holes on the frontlines of pop culture shit get paid…especially when they put as much effort as Rita Ora puts into it…. I remember being in the same room as her once, and having no idea until the college girl I was trying to finger bang let me finger bang her without permission thanks to being distracted by Rita Ora’s presence in the bar……I just assumed she was Kelly Osborne….cuz that’s what she looked like…but I guess with better tits… Point being, she’s nothing special…but thinks she’s special and is paid like she’s special…and that’s special. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rita Ora is Naked Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp in a Bra of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lily Rose Depp is the single most important entitled celebrity rich kid who is riding her parent’s fame in both continents that they are from…because Lily Rose Depp is hot and I am not a Johnny Depp or whoever the fuck her mom is fan…I just like what I am looking at…and believe that if anyone can ride a last name, it’s Lily Rose, since acting really requires zero fucking talent or skill, you just need to show up on set and read off one line at a time… I don’t expect much out of her hipster, edgy, art scene ways….she’s still a coddled, sheltered idiot….but I do expect it to look good, so long as she cover up her cankles…those I’m not too keen on…..but that’s just cuz I’m not a body positive kind of guy….I believe imperfections should be circled and corrected if you choose to become famous that’s your duty…otherwise you give kids looking on false hope that anyone can be someone when really it takes luck, or your dad being Johnny Depp… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lily Rose Depp in a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Salma Hayek Beached Tits of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I watched a sad video of a guy trying to save a beached Dolphin, that was struggling to stay alive, like it was working at Sea World, or really any resort in th Caribbean for fat white people lathered in sunscreen to rub up on them….and it was sad….because I love dolphins… Then I saw this Salma Hayek laying on the beach, doing the exact same thing…..and it is not sad because she’s Salma Hayek and has her massive, now old as fuck, tits, that seem to be bolted on, keeping her afloat….some built in life preserver shit…you can’t drown with these fucking things latched on…erotica for the perverts into 40 something year old actresses they probably jerked off to when jerking off to mainstream movies was a thing….before that whole porn thing took over. The post Salma Hayek Beached Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Behati Prinsloo Pussy Print of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Behati Prinsloo is the pussy that Adam Levine managed to manipulate into marrying his fat wallet…and having kids with his fat wallet..because she was an immigrant, from who the fuck knows where, and she figured that he was a big star in America…without realizing how embarrassing he is for America….it’s not her fault, she was thrown into the Victoria’s Secret model life and had to land a millionaire, billionaire, famous person, whatever and he was on TV with his Hit Show…and on the radio with his hit band…to an outsider…he definitely didn’t seem like the fucking worst…yet he is…the fucking worst… Here she is in bikini bottoms…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Behati Prinsloo Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Isla Fisher Got Them Tits Out of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…because it’s about as good as I can get when it comes to Isla Fisher…maybe this should even be her WIKIPEDIA page description: Her name is Isla Fisher. She’s 40. She’s Australian. She’s ginger….which means that her pubic hair, assuming she has pubic hair, because most ginger’s think their orange pubic hair is a flaw, and when I was 15, I would agree with them, not because I don’t like bush, I’ve always loved bush, I just found it creepy when it glowed in the dark, was neon as fuck, but then I grew up and realized, I should have taken advantage of all the GINGERS who were alienated like it was the era of killing your ginger baby because you thought it was a demon from hell – that you’d be forced to exile…I’ve seen Willow. I know how it works. THAT SAID…She’s the vagina that Sacha Baron Cohen has made babies with since 2008 – 6 years after they first connected – she was born in Oman…so don’t let her GINGER pussy make you think she’s not a terrorist…even if she converted to Jewish to be with Sacha Baron Cohen….and spent 3 years doing it…jews….am I right… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Isla Fisher Got Them Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Penelope Cruz Still Hot of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Penelope Cruz has some see through pants on….it’s like a tribute to the early days in Spain when she just started out and not wearing pants was a great mechanism to get hired. It was Europe and the early 90s….being pantsless is a cultural thing and part of the reason I used to rent foreign films to jerk off to back when my video store wouldn’t rent me porn anymore cuz I’d never bring it back….so I’d go the high brow, bush filled, summer on the Mediterranean….topless as fuck…. Penelope Cruz and her nose never really excited me, but I did once bang a girl who used to say she looked like Penelope Cruz because she had a big nose and I’d always get a kick out that…you know whilst fucking I’d tell her to speak to me in Spanish…I’d pander to her fucking delusions and try to make her think I was only into her because she looked like Penelope Cruz for my Penelope Cruz fetish…despite her being 300 pounds…see I’m not all bad…I am supportive to those who help me reach orgasm with their genitals… I don’t know what this shoot is for…but it happened. The post Penelope Cruz Still Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ireland Baldwin’s New Face Won’t Save Her of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

LOL….. Nothing says broken rich girl who failed on all fronts like Ireland Baldwin’s new face…. I don’t even think the girl is in 25 year, but her face is so jacked up se looks 45…. I guess she doesn’t realize that the new face isn’t going to change her chances at making it as a model, she had a window of opportunity when she was first on instagram in the early days of instagram, when she was dating a pro paddle surfer, and posting bikini and beach pics…her big tits on her big body were proportionate…but then she lost her mind, got prison tattoos, went to rehab…and started doing shoots for real low level, almost embarrassing brands…probably to piss off her dad, as if he even notices her, but an attempt to get him to notice her…only to not notice her…so instead she took her Christmas money and tried to do what she could to offset that Baldwin Jaw…you know to make a little more Bassigner out of her..only to look older than Bassigner… It’s pretty hilarious that all these people are compelled to become fucking muppets…and Ireland Baldwin, despite irrelevance, is still got her finger on what works, she’s just failing at it on a public forum…. The only sad thing in all this is that there is no reason for her to not bow down, close her social media accounts, and live a great life volunteering at the dog rescue…she’s rich, has money and access, but is so committed to The post Ireland Baldwin’s New Face Won’t Save Her of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Doutzen Kroes Erotica of the Day

Posted on January 7, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Doutzen Kroes is what I guess the foundation of the MILF movement in porn was inspired by. Not her specifically, but the occasional slutty mom, who has had a kid rip through her vagina at least once, because sluts don’t use condoms and like being cummed inside, it’s really nature’s way, and also a great way to secure the right person to always send you a check provided things don’t work out, as they rarely work out….. Only Doutzen, who was fired from Victoria’s Secret is a MILF who does ecommerce catalog pics half naked, to try to keep her DJ husband she polices into her pussy, even though we all know DJs and even those married to Fired Victoria’s Secret models, fuck new young groupie pussy when in Ibiza for your residency. MILFs….something more and more common now that women don’t let themselves turn into traditional moms with traditional mom bodies after desecrating their bodies…. Doutzen Kroes…old…but still employable as a star in the catalog smut you grew up jacking off to. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Doutzen Kroes Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nina Agdal Still Topless of the Day

Posted on January 7, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Agdal is living the dream. Not bad for an affirmative action waterheaded retard with a hot body. The girl who Sports Illustrated went inclusive with, but luckily it was an era where inclusivity wasn’t every fat bitch with access to a triple XL bikini….when inclusivity meant “use the retard with the fit body and tits”….you know because her body had to adapt to her retardation and give her fitness and strength in what otherwise would have meant not standing a chance…plus if you pretend she’s from some immigrant company, people will just think her retard twang with her retard speak is an accent and not a retardation…. She’s managed to take that retard head and hot body to Leo DiCaprio’s homosexual cock, cuz these rich people who have fucked everything, need to fuck weird things to see what it’s like… Now she’s fucking some rich kid, also weird and into retards, who’s mom is Christie Brinkley, so he’s used to the fake model life and the circles they sex work in….so it’s a match made in heaven, she’s on her best behavior, cuz she’s 30 and even retards know “Put baby in belly by rich man to continue living this life”…. And that concludes today’s Nina Agdal clickbait pic for attention post. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nina Agdal Still Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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