Christina Aguilera looking like an old hollywood tranny or drag queen…just the way you like her cuz you know she wasn’t actually born with a dick…there was a time when she was a hot skinny chick…and not an old hag of a mom….still vain and done up…just not vain enough to stop the fucking chowdown….fatty. I am not sure she’s properly executing this comeback tour after years of being invisible on her pile of money…but at least she’s making moves in the right naked direction… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!
You may not know who Kimberley Garner is, but I do. She’s an aging girl from the UK who was on some rich person reality show, and has since moved to America to make it in America…since that’s the dream anyone on TV has…especially when they are marketed as the hot chick and is used to being followed by a camera…. I do not think she’s that famous, interesting or compelling, but she exists and is trying to exist even more by showing off her ass she’s been either working on, or doing ass implants or injections like all the girls are doing…and the fact of the matter is that famous or not…that’s a fun looking ass that deserves more attention even though no one seems to care since there are many great asses on the internet and in life….hard to just fixate on one internet ass…especially when it’s a boring one….but at least she’s trying. Not naked enough, sure…but are they ever really naked enough? Even when spread eagled they aren’t naked enough…but this is a step in the right direction…eventually all the thirsty for fame women get naked for fame….so now is as good a time as any I figure…. Here she is in her wet bikini JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!
Lili Reinhart, who you may not know of, but who you probably have seen around, thanks to her being on one of the most over hyped garbage shows, that have probably some the worst writers on TV, in what was likely an experiment that they were only prepared to have one season, thanks to the kid behind it being one of Steven Spielberg’s production partners kid….people throw money at people like that… Anyway, this Lili Reinhart is the Betty from Betty and Veronica Fame, despite looking like she ate Veronica…it’s the 2018s people…fat chicks are people too…just don’t try to compare her to her comic counterpart, because her comic counterpart had a waistline… This is some bold posing, arms up, gut hanging out…pretty arrogant behavior if you ask me, and you did ask me, thanks to clicking on the URL that brought you to this site. We call this “One Too Many Milkshakes at Pops”….the instagram whoring edition…which is like an Archie Double Digest…but it looks like she hasn’t digested yet….get it..cuz she’s fat…maybe bloated..it could be IBS…or a lactose allergy…maybe she’s pregnant….so many options….if you can get past that one set of broad strong shoulders….if acting doesn’t work out for her when Riverdale trash is cancelled..she get get into moving furniture. It’s lucrative business….especially when you’re the only “Bikini Moving Company”
Dude… Here’s some Katy Perry showing off her fat cellulite ridden ass…because in the event you didn’t know…Katy Perry has a disgusting fucking body and has always had a disgusting body and the older she gets…the more it looks like it has always looked to me…. I’m like a Clarevoyant, a Miss Clio, I fucking saw MIDDLE AGED MOM body when she first started and her big sloppy tits didn’t divert me from that…. Not once have I said “Katy Perry is a Babe”…in any way….ever…she’s not… But you’re lucky, because she’s out on a trip bending over with what looks like her balls totally exposed…. Noting says hot 40 year old with Cankles like a pussy that looks like a set of inflated balls… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I have never heard of Nikki Valentina Rose….but now I have… She’s got the body of someone with some really fucked up body dysmorphia…trying to fill some kind of void….looking really fucking disgusting but thinking she looks awesome…because that is how crazy works…when the implants get to be this size for attention and to get noticed…they are nothing short of amazing. This is severe body modification….like some real fucking deep rooted issues exist in each of these implants and I find that all so much amazing….because broken women who live their lives like this…trying to accomplish whatever they can by having stupid fucking implants…on another level of stupid fucking implants…that make you wonder if she thought this one through at all…and she probably didn’t…making it even better.. Nikki Valentina for President… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Sarah Hyland and her double Kidney Transplant…has embraced life in all it’s Glory…where instead of having any reservations or insecurities or anger issues…she’s decided to really live…cuz life is short…so fucking live….and she does that the way all the other girls on the social media are doing that and that is by getting half naked and slutty….it’s this grey area porno where people are posting shit that is as close to NSFW as it can get….while being quirky weirdo mainstream celebs…making it far less pornographic than it is…. The whole thing is very weird….
Salma Hayek may be old as fuck…but her tits are still big and that’s what people care about when it comes to Mexican imports who are stealing their jobs. You know all that build the wall concept of fuck immigrants who sneak in and stay, who cost the governement 20 billion dollars a year, when a wall would be a one time payment of 5 billion and would keep the bad people and their drugs out….that whole propaganda machine around illegals killing and raping citizens of the country…even though they are often times illegals who flew in via airplane and not walking across any wall….like the recent one of the Jamaican illegal who did some shit…dude didn’t cross any walls to get to America…. All this to say, none of this applies to tits…cuz we’re all like “BRING IN MORE TITS FROM ANYWHERE YOU CAN CUZ WE DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TITS HERE”….since we all love tits…so all that ILLEGALS shit only applies to the uglies…the way it is meant to be. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!
Sailor Cook Brinkley is in Turks and Caicos, where her family has some mansion in the same resort as Keith Richards and other really rich as fuck famous people… They get to vacation together….and be rich together..while their daughters take slutty selfies in expensive places to remind their followers that they are better than they are….and thus you should be interested in them… Right. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!
Sometimes I think that I am the only person who remembers Tea Leoni…a little Dharma and Greg….when’s that revival happening? As it turns out…I am the only person who remembers Tea Leoni….I mean except this paparazzi who is hoping for his big payout for these super exclusive who the fuck is Tea Leoni pics… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!
It’s not a selfie unless you throw your pussy into it…innit… It is the holidays, I am on dodgy internet in a fucking igloo in Canada… Trying to break down this pussy in panties for social media shamelessness doesn’t matter when we can all just enjoy how ugly people troll the world and become the Kardashian family of billionaires… All these people are idiots, but a 21 year old skinny chick who gets lipo from her stomach to inject that fat in her ass…is always entertaining… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!
