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Elsa Hosk is Hot of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Hosk is living the California dream with her hot – near 30 – but still hot because she was a Swedish Athlete for the early part of her life and those Swedes eat really healthy, at least based on my Swedish restaurant experience, that took place at Ikea for Breakfast once. I was there buying a mattress because the wife shat the bed and pissed herself a few too many times that I couldn’t sleep through the smells…but alas the price was too expensive and I was forced to suck it up and lay in the filth…but I got some 3 dollar bacon and eggs and it was wonderful… I guess what I am saying is that the Swedish design on this model of Victoria’s Secret is as good as a volvo, but with more vulva, half naked…rockin. If you are a celeb or rich person, this is the sex worker you should try to buy… Here she is slutty for Victorias Secret TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elsa Hosk is Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alexis Ren Still in a Thong of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alexis Ren Still in a Thong…because when you get to do important things like Dancing with the Stars….it’s hard to find the time to whore down on the beach in a slutty bikini for the paparazzi either you or your agent hired for you. You know that busy schedule from being a TV star who doesn’t do anything all day gets draining…so we’re so lucky to have access to this rare moment in Alexis Ren existence, since you know…she’s never in a bikini, and her whole feed isn’t her in a fucking bikini, like some kind of bikini model with a half retard face…giving Nina Agdal’s half retard face a run for the money….because retards with hot bodies need love too. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alexis Ren Still in a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Harley Quinn Smith Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Harley Quinn Smith is Kevin Smith’s daughter, who you’d expect to look like this, because her dad is Kevin Smith…. He may be a survivor of Heart Attacks from Obesity…but he’s not the genetically enhanced sperm you’d expect to make a hot girl…. But luckily thanks to technology, the nerd icon, with all his super hero virgin weirdness…and catalog of TERRIBLE fucking movies you all probably like cuz you’re 50 and can relate to him….rich girls don’t need to be hot to get into a bikini…they can all do it, they can use apps to make themselves look hot, or they can use daddy’s credit card, whether a legit daddy or just a dad they met on some dating app…to buy a new face..tits….and clearly not Liposcution from the midsection from this one….because I guess she gets it from her daddy…and likes to show off what being a Smith is all about… The good news for her is that virgin loser nerds will like her cuz she has a vagina…and that rich nerds who are inspired by her dad’s content will like her cuz of who her dad is…so she doesn’t need my validation to say “maybe body positivity isn’t the best thing to put into a bikini”….let’s keep the pants on until we reach our New Year New Me fitness goals…it’s only fair. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Guy Attacks Woman Outside Club and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

News Anchor Fail Man Mad at Pregnant Whore UPS Delivers Package to Homeless Man Heavy Man on a Horse Tranny Bum – of the Day Robber vs Clerk

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Chanel West Coast Shakes Her Ass of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I would write a poem for Chanel West Coast….because I am a poet and not a rapper like her..you know culturally appropriating the black folks and their culture while being some white Southern California bullshit girl who was on an MTV show where she played the secretary, a job she probably should have kept, a career she probably should have focused on, filing paperwork, rather than single-filing men into her cunt to get a music career that still hasn’t happened 10 years after being first introduced to us…I mean being on MTV in 2008 was a solid way to be more than what Chanel West Coast has become…but at least she’s still a whore. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Bebe Rexha Big Albanian Tits of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

First Poll of 2019. Do you like fat 30 year old tits that were behind the scenes in the music industry before taking life by the balls and deciding that they were self absorbed egos who wanted the glory that comes with celebrity…even if they aren’t that hot, but in the era of the fat chick, cross referenced with Adele’s celebrity, why write hits for others, when you can do it for your damn self…plus you got tits, and people like tits…. I guess that’s not really a poll…but it is an ALBANIAN… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Adriana Lima Weird Swimsuit Erotica of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought Adriana Lima expired / retired from Victoria’s Secret after dragging that shit on and on and on and on for years after years after years…in the never ending cycle of bullshit promo modeling that made her lots of millions of dollars…who was either too narcissistic to realize how ugly she had got to care about how ugly she got….or just didn’t realize she aging badly….even though all women realize they are aged the way a sandwich in your lunchbox ages….not a good kind of aging…even if he has some probiotics to help your gut health….it can probably poison you…or maybe it was a so exposed all these years, whatever, fuck you pay me, situation….some people can’t handle seeing pics of themselves, while others are totally into shitty pics of themselves….especially when millions of dollars come with it…like “I don’t want to see myself, but if you do and you’ll pay me, ok”….it’s just sex work on another level really… Either way….LIMA is still in a bathing suit…even when she’s announced that she’ll stop….because that’s the kind of person she is…a LIAR!. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Nina Agdal is Naked of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Agdal has Downs Syndrome, so hating on her is like bullying the handicapped guy on a work program at your local grocery store, you know because it makes you feel better about yourself knowing that you may be a retard but you’re not that retarded…. She’s the March of Times bikini model….back when Sports Illustrated was featuring skinny models, trying to avoid the fat models, they’ve ended up hiring now, they felt their venture into inclusivity was using handicapped women with hot bodies… Well, she’s taken that to fuck a few wallets, no stress when you’re worth a fuck, even if fucking handicapped women is a weird fetish, rich guys seem into it…. And here she is continuing her self promotion, naked at her boyfriend’s mom’s house. Rich people… Here are some videos of her in a bikini sucking on a cheese string JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Kylie Jenner Black Face Tits of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What the world needs less of is Kylie Jenner. I mean all Kardashians, but Kylie Jenner the most…only because they’ve managed to make her into this billionaire Kardashian, which may or may not be bullshit, but her cosmetic company sells billions of bullshit product..and it is all your fault for buying…whoever you are who looks at this trash and thinks “her dad must have cut his own dick off”…. The fact that she pushes cosmetics, when her whole fucking face is rebuilt from surgery…she’s a white girl who looks like she’s about to release a rap album…her excess and luxury items cuz she’s rich…disgusting…and the message she leaves the world with her zero personality…pretty fucking negative, evil, empty and useless… But she’s got some mom tits out…and her liposuctioned waist to hip ration and if that doesn’t excite you….let’s hope it inspires you to eliminate this from society in 2019…if you know what I mean… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Kristin Cavallari Got Them Anti Vaxxer Titties On of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just because you’re an anit-vaxxer idiot from a reality show that was on TV 20 years ago..before you followed your dreams of marrying a pro athlete to breed with and live that epic life with…. Doesn’t mean you can’t still show off your 30 something year old tits in some bullshit pose because you’re back and ready to take on the media / entertainment industry now that the kids you produced for a paycheck are old enough…. The great news is that if her pro athlete ever leaves her, she can get a solid 20k or more a month from him, and you can get a nanny for 4,000 a month..that’s at least 17k in profit…enough to live off of…. So if you’re gonna get knocked up women, do it with rich guys. It pays. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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