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Amberleigh West is Naked of the Day

Amberleigh West is very important…so important she’s got 582,000 fake followers on Instagram that make her feel important every time she buys likes to get the illusion that she’s an influencer…because everyday 100 new girls decide they want to get naked to become instagram famous…and those 100 new girls google “how to buy followers”…. She’s also got a PATREON…where she posts all her nude travel pics to for 10 dollars a month, which is a reasonable price in whoring if you ask me, which is why 474 people play her that every month, making her close to 5,000 dollars a month that she can reinvest into traveling places to get half naked in….5,000 can go a long way if you have rich guys paying your bills and hotels giving you free stays because they think your followers are real… I am not complaining about this modern sex work disguised as sexy art nudism – it’s great that every girls knows how to scam perverts out of 10 bucks a month…you know FEMINISM… I just remember when it wasn’t socially accepted and girls would get mad when you offer to buy their panties online…and I find it interesting to see how the general rules have changed where that if they aren’t fucking on camera and most will or have…they aren’t being gutter or shameless… POINT being…I love that all these girls are naked….trying to matter while not mattering in the same fucking photoshoot they all do with a different set of tits.. And dudes pay them…way better than working as a waitress…because they aren’t even that hot!! I mean you’ve never even heard of this girl, yet she’s got huge following and 500 pervert fans…think of all the pussy out there. It’s the wild wild west of pussy. Pussy everywhere…from all directions…too much pussy for us to consume pics of it all…..cuz everyone is easily offended and everyone is showing their pussy on the internet.. Everyone and their slutty self promotion. What happened to people who thought they were fucking shit at everything and had no confidence…where did those people go? The post Amberleigh West is Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Hadid Makes Anorexia Great Again of the Day

Bella Hadid put on a pair of bicycle shorts, because that’s the style now, you know shameless people need to find the most revealing outfits possible, so they channel the 50+ orthodontist group that meets on saturday afternoons when their wives are volunteering at the Jewish Hospital…you know keeping things spicy….being gayer than bicycle shorts…which is a way I used to describe people many fucking years ago – you can google the archive to see the way I used this brilliant expression – using the SEARCH TAB up there on the right… That said, Bella Hadid, the ugly one in the family, who thinks she’s hot cuz she’s spoiled and entitled and people, even at a young age sucked up to her cuz she’s rich…and is now sucked up to by the world who give her fat checks…rocking this pair of bike shorts for the world to see both her battered pussy from all the sex with The Weekend, who cheated on her the first time around with a girl I know, and she said he broke her in half….girls and their love for the black cock…but mainly when it’s rich and famous black cock…you’re never seeing the ghetto black dude on his bike pulling hot chicks with a hip hop fetish…you just see them with the fat white chicks no one wants…because girls of all levels are into money and fame and status.. She’s a groupie – that’s what I am trying to say and dude’s got some famous model all about his dick and he can do whatever he wants…cuz she’s broken and knows she’s a monster and that he’s got better options… POINT BEING…UGLY HADID and her rebuilt face so hard she’s not even the same person, but is getting paid to be this repica human, has been starving herself, not starving herself enough, because she’s not hospitalized…or dead in her attempt to be pretty while the world just uses her for her instagram presence…. MadamMeow the god of the FORUM said that she liked that she starves herself because hopefully she starves herself to death… Where as I’m darker and just hope she suffers…organ failure…you know in the name of skinny…death is just so permanent while permanent damage is more painful….or that she is just too weak to run from predators…. I’m joking….I don’t care enough for an ugly scam to die or suffer….disappear sure…get so skinny you can’t see her when she stands sideways……. But I am actually hopeful in that I hope it leads to influencing other girls starving themselves, cuz she’s an influencer, so do something good for once because I’m tired of all the fat girls getting press, when skinny is wonderful….eating disorders the way it is supposed to be…how it always was….before America get so off course and decided Anorexia was wrong… So here’s Bella Hadid making ANorexia Great Again…use influencers to influence the right way…. How the fuck is this ugly bitch even a thing….I don’t get it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Hadid Makes Anorexia Great Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Lopez Getting Slutty for a Magazine of the Day

Here’s J.Lo in some magazine wearing the silliest of dresses because it is more of a cape…as it doesn’t really cover 25-50 percent of her…allowing her to show off her fitness and thickness in it’s 50s like she was still in her 20s because a huge amount of money goes into her trying to look as good as she can for as long as she can thanks to being rich and being vain. This is the kind of photo people will celebrate, they will call fierce and daring and inspiring, partially because the media is fake and sucks up to all these people all the fucking time….I’ve seen it for my entire existence as a blogger…like no one wants to call out an old whore for being an old whore…but instead want to pretend this shamelessness and exhibitionism is empowering… I remember when I first saw publicist spin stories many years ago and I laughed because the media ran the spun story because they didn’t want to be ousted by the celebrity, network, or whoever else was behind the publicist….they didn’t want to lose advertisers…so they just gave into the powers that be… Now, I don’t midn this J.Lo in a cape, not all cape wearers are heroes bullshit, but it is a little fucking shameless and attention seeking, like the old lady at the night club showing everyone her pussy to get noticed or entice someone to fuck her…because they are too busy looking at young hot chicks dance…you know what I mean…it’s a Look at me, I’ve sucked mad dick and can do things to you a young girl doesn’t even know exists, only she doesn’t realize that young girls grew up on porn and are WELL aware of what they need to do to get things done… Here’s a celebration of having a chef, trainer, all the beauty products, strategic cosmetic surgery….and all the other shit J.Lo puts into looking her best at 50….and ideally it acts as inspiration for all girls to wear dresses like this out in public…from Prom to Bar Mitzvahs to Weddings and funerals….integrate this look… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Lopez Getting Slutty for a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Hadid With the Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day

Here’s some Bella Hadid holding hands with Naomi Campbell because I guess they are dykes…despite all the coverage Bella Hadid has been giving to The Weeknd lately, probably because he’s their MERKIN…you know because Naomi Campbell and Bella Hadid don’t want to let the world know they are dykes….because I learned this week that a MERKIN is a male beard….you know the dude used to distract people from a background lesbian relationship…in a “she can’t be dyke, she dates the Weeknd, not not the actual weekend, yes I know we all love the weekend it’s the best time of the week but only a few of us actually fuck the weekend she fucks The Weeknd…he’s a songstress from Canada”… Not that it matters, the world is filled with dykes, it’s a trend now to be in a lesbian relationship you know…. So her spreading her pussy in a deep pussy stretch could be her recovering from that big black cock she’s into (BBC in the porn world)…or it could be her prepping to be fisted because she’s been banged out by BBC is the past and fists are the appropriate size to get the same feeling of fullness…the pussy version of an afternoon at the all you can eat buffet…or maybe none of this matters because she’s some overrated, ugly looking, plastic faced, muppet who only exists cuz she’s a rich bratty whining spoiled girl who has a father who puts importance on models…even low level models he pays the rent for in LA. I know she’s got fans who find her hot, queer fucks like tranny porn too don’t you? So this is for you.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Hadid With the Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Ass for the Party of Five Revival of the Day

I was reading over at EVILBEETGOSSIP that Party of Five was making a comeback….which I guess means Jennifer Love Hewitt feels the need to make a comeback too…so she called the paparazzi to take advantage of the hype the show that originally got dudes jerking off to her big tits on a small frame….that made her famous and in all the movies and by all the movies I mean “I know what you did last summer”…and the one where she wore a blue tank top…you know the one…you’re old like me…grey chest hair level old… That said…the number one lesson we can learn from Jennifer Love Hewitt about big tits on a small frame is that nature is working against us on this oddity…and that nature wants the rest of her to be fat…and often times nature wins….unless girl gets into the whole starving herself and working out just the right amount to not lose her tits everyone likes while maintaining a normal body weight… So this girl, after fame, basically exploded and has been struggling with her weight since…this fat ass in leggings is her old ass body looking better than it has in the past but never as good as it did when she was a meme before memes…. And the real question in all this is where’s Nev Campbell…oh right the new Party of Five is about Mexican kids surviving after their parents get deported not white parents who died in a car accident….my god…but logical for the state of the nation and clickbait pandering to everyone and focused on exploiting inclusion and diversity…while pretty much being racist, obvious and exploitative in your cashing in….but the world ignores that and just celebrates the steps in the right direction using Mexican talent since America is 50 percent Mexican…see ya later white people….they should hire me to write it since my mom was a Mexican whore before she died of AIDS and I ended up in Canada an orphan…. At least the pandering story isn’t that the parents are TWO TRANS, you know those stories where the mom is the dad and the dad is the mom, who get killed in some TRANS rights protest by Trump Supports….but that doesn’t mean they won’t introduce the Mexican parents on a Christmas trip they all take to Cabo for their Christmas special, unless these Mexicans are actually Muslim Jews, because Christmas is wrong…it’s called HOLIDAY SPECIAL NOT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL JESUS….but that doesn’t mean they won’t introduce the Mexican parents as Trans and Black and pansexuals who will fuck anything during their feminist protests…. because there are black people in Mexico…you racists who think there aren’t black mexicans are the problem…. The good news is that the news brought out some JLH fat ass, I mean if that’s even good news…it’s dimply. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Ass for the Party of Five Revival of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hailee Steinfeld Did Cosmo of the Day

So here is Hailee Steinfeld posing next to caption: Quick & Hot Sex Tips….and 15 ways to make sex Hella Romantic….and the Secret Plot to Kill your Sex Life….which is a reminder that even for Cosmo…a magazine for the modern woman…that is likely only read by 15 year olds…is only selling copies because you’re all a bunch of fucking perverts…yet their practical list form approach to sex is advertising friendly because it’s what women need to know…because it’s written by other women…. Even though it’s likely primarily read by perverts like you who want to jerk off fantasizing about what young girls read for sex advice in what is clearly a sex magazine, that is ad friendly, cuz they are running a scam…but no different than a porn mag…because everyone’s a fucking pervert… But unfortunately, unlikely a porn mag, they don’t have Hailee Steinfeld showing her pink….the labia that got Larry Flynt in so much trouble, which is a sign of Feminism in and of itself..celebrated your labia no matter how mutated and weird it is…hasn’t quite made it’s way into this issue of Cosmo yet….but when it does…sales will surge…cuz we like labia with our nonsense sex advice… Seriously…how is Cosmo still a thing…it’s called google and porn site girls… The post Hailee Steinfeld Did Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Metisha Shaefer Little Wet Bikini of the Day

According to the internet or instagram Metisha Shaefer is a “German Ethnic Model and Acress” and according to her bio she “Speak 5 languages” but doesn’t really know how to spell speaks 5 languages in English…because she missed an S…which isn’t a big deal…I write bullshit all day and make mistakes all day and I only know how to speak English…but if I was writing a post on how good I am at English…I’d make sure to google translate a little harder and better. She’s in a bikini, her nipple is out, I figure why not post a Zombie looking bitch, like the Zombie looking bitch I saw in her sweatsuit leaving a MEDI SPA earlier today…her face all swollen and disgusting….her fake ass visible from the way her pants fit from the front…and I just said…how do these people think they look good… THey are fucking monsters…legit monsters all on the CAT LADY hustle…here are the tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Metisha Shaefer Little Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Olivia Culpo Nude Bikini Snake Charmer of the Day

Olivia Culpo has the life goal is to be a football wife….and she has leveraged social media to get there…. She didn’t want to just be some interchangeable blow up doll that athletes typically use, she wanted to have a name or career of her own….so she started posting slutty fashion pics to her instagram and followers racked up….enough to get her to the right parties or to DM the athletes she wants to fuck…to fuck….her insta is now like a higher end dating site where she is the only girl…and her followers and her paid gigs make her seem like less a mooch while still a mooch… This is her maintaining her important position while her NFL boyfriends cheat on her as Athletes do, boys being boys….when they are rich. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Olivia Culpo Nude Bikini Snake Charmer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Caroline Vreeland Not Great Bikini Body of the Day

The tragedy with big tits is that they don’t really last, especially if they are natural, not only because of enemy of the state – breast cancer – but because time has an affect on things…and time can do wrong to things…and eventually the big tits sag, they always do..and the fat cells that made the big tits thanks to hormone imbalances and whatever else makes big tits…I am not a scientist…end up elsewhere… So a skinny bitch with sloppy tits, eventually ends up sloppy, because her big tits in the first place are so anti-fitness, just globules of fat…. Caroline Vreeland is not important, she tries to be relevant, she has been for a while and luckily for her, the world embraces fat girls like they embrace fat tits so maybe by 40 she’ll have that celebrity she’s been chasing all these years…good luck…in the meantime, lay off the carbs on your MEATLESS MONDAYS bitch. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Caroline Vreeland Not Great Bikini Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emma Roberts Tits in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why I think Emma Roberts is great, but I do and have for a long time. It could be because she’s skinny. It could be because she’s a rich kid who was pretty much set for life just being named a Roberts. It could be because her dad is Eric Roberts who you know threw away his career after his Oscar win, and thus probably wasn’t a solid dad, at least not a solid influence…leading to Daddy issues, which are erotic to anyone who has ever had sex with a girl with daddy issues…it’s wonderful how they take out their pain on your dick…until you fall for them and they are onto the next old fuck to satisfy their emptiness… It could just be that she’s hot…sometimes you don’t need a reason to stare at a skinny famous chick in a bikini…you just need to stare. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emma Roberts Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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