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Top 10 Tits from the American Music Awards of the Day

My wife told me the AMAs were on, because otherwise I would have no idea. They are the most insignificant of award shows, especially now that Dick Clark is living in his host body and no longer there to be the Robot host…. So, I did what any self respecting blogger would do and I decided to Live Tweet the AMAs… I lasted a few minutes….The highlight of my live Tweeting the AMAs was that not one person retweeted me….because like the AMAs and Dick Clark, I am old, tired and dead but I can’t accept it. Like Ghost, I don’t know I’m dead. That said, what I did see was that everything seems so low quality…now that getting famous is so easy…getting a lot of views on the internet – doesn’t mean you’re good…but the labels think you are and the fans who don’t know better because they need to be told by the labels who spend millions on marketing what is good…so the fame continues, perputates, snowballs, mushroom clouds, I don’t know the expression I am looking for..oh right…GOES VIRAL… I know a lot of terrible shit that has no talent that gets a lot of views…like this site…3,000,000 people come through here a month…they visit 4 pages each visit…yet I can’t make a dollar….because I’m just not that good…Views…don’t mean give them a deal… These 50 year olds performing songs like they were 20….J.Lo…really creeps me out, she’s so delusional and self involved that she doesn’t see how embarrassing what she does is, she just counts the fucking money….so boring… Or Taylor Swift and her entourage winning awards because they made a deal to show up if she won, which is not news….or the fact that 3-4 people are nominated in each category…and it’s all the same people in each category….it amazes me to think the people putting millions of dollars into producing the show actually think that this will be the year it finally breaks records…as more and more people don’t watch TV and can just watch Social Media for the highlight reel… They had Diana Ross’ white as fuck rich entitled daughter who was never told she can’t host it to be diverse….Ashlee Simpson was there…who wasn’t even relevant when she was relevant….It wasn’t even the kind of trainwreck you get sucked into…It was abusive…but I guess I survived… The only good that came from this is it reminded me that I fucking hate pop culture…and it is worse now than when I first started hating it in the 80s and devoted a site to hate it in the early 2000s… My highlight tweets while I was tweeter were: “Where is the @dickclarkprod hologram?” because I care about seeing Dick Clark when watching his legacy. “Slutty @taylorswift13 in her stripper outfit rubbed that pregnant belly as a tribute to all the abortions she’s had” after she rubbed her friend’s pregnant belly….because Taylor Swift as fucked and been fucked. It’s her whole career’s foundation…. One of J.Lo’s lyrics was you can’t open her door….so I tweeted “I think @MarcAnthony opened @jlo’s doors…twice.” “I do believe @taylorswift13 is wearing a diaper….because her bowels have been banged out with all the dudes she’s fucked for song inspiration #AMAs” “I think @BusyPhilipps weighs more than James Franco and had an unfair advantage when they wrestled for @JuddApatow that pervert” because Busy Philips has just accused James Franco of beating her up on set… “GUNT of the #AMAs award goes to @taylorswift13 upper pussy….” “I think @taylorswift13 is hiding Dick Clark in her leotard…#amas” because I care about seeing Dick Clark when watching his legacy. The highlight tits were: VANESSA HUDGENS – WELL TRAINED DISNEY GIRL J.LO CAN RETIRE BUT HER TITTIES CANT TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE SLUTTY COUNTRY TAYLOR SWIFT RITA ORA- COVERED UP HER METH SCABS TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE HEIDI KLUM AND HER EUGENICS BODY DUA LIPA – GOT A LIL SLUTTY TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE CHANTEL JEFFRIES – WHY IS SHE THERE? FAT CARRIE UNDERWOOD FULL OF SPERM TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE CAMILLA CABELLO – Taylor Swift’s sidekick BEBE REXHA AND HER FAT ASS TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Top 10 Tits from the American Music Awards of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Toni Collette Nude of the Day

Ever since Trans America, the story of a trans mom going on a road trip with her gay sun across America…you’ve wanted to see Toni Collette nude…haven’t you…oh maybe that was someone else….who was a woman playing a man dressed like a woman, instead of just casting a real trans..how dare you America…how dare you Hollywood…hiring a woman to play a trans man…so inconsiderate when there are trans people everywhere, mainly in porno, ready to act…. That said, this Toni Collette is from United States of Tara….these tits are from her new show you probably don’t watch…she’s 45, making this tits vintage, old, as expired as Bruce Willis was in the Sixth Sense…but tits get hits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Toni Collette Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Shantel VanSanten Nude in the Bathtub for Instagram of the day

Shantel VanSanten has BEEN slutty…but that’s not saying much, we live in a world where women, who only 100 years ago weren’t allowed to vote, possibly for a reason, have now been giving phones and computers and jobs and money and the ability to earn and work freely, taking them out of their kitchen and homemaker role, even though being a homemaker is a great and rewarding job, raising a family is the real life purpose, but capitalism has destracted people from that, except maybe the instagram sluts like Shantel VanSanten, who realize if they get enough followers, they’ll never need to work like women of the last decades trying to prove themselves, they cna just find a rich daddy to care for them, so their irrational brains start snapping off nudes for social media since it’s trendy and gets them followers and rich boyfriends and we all get to benefit from it…like the winners we clearly aren’t… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Shantel VanSanten Nude in the Bathtub for Instagram of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nadine Velazquez Slutty Bikini Shot of the Day

Nadine Velazquez is at it again …. I once said: Nadine Velazquez is pushing 40, she knows she’s expiring, and has a few hours left of sex appeal… something that we can assume she used to get an acting career in the first place…it’s a rough world out there for a slut trying to stand out amongst the other sluts… She’s probably 40 by now, but still out there putting out this half naked content for attention, followers, to express herself like the performer that she is…all to keep the momentum of her career going. I can’t place this Nadine girl for any of the acting she’s done, I am bad at recognizing celebrities, I just assume she’s fighting for the same hispanic roles, in a inclusive Hollywood, so that they won’t hire a Puerto Rican to play a Mexican or Vice Versa, and they won’t hire a white dude who puts on a hispanic accent to play a general hispanic person – like they did in the past…that’s racist… So people need the Hispanic they are familiar with and what better way to familiarize us than with slutty selfies… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nadine Velazquez Slutty Bikini Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Inbar Lavi Nudity of the Day

Inbar Lavi is an Israeli actress we’re posted before Inbar Lavi is some older Isreali actress, she’s over 30, which to most men of any age, too old to be someone we want to jerk off to…. Along with killing Palestinians, she’s also killing it in Hollywood….if you consider being on a show called IMPOSTERS and is now on a show called LUCIFER where she plays EVE. EVE as in the first woman on earth, placed by god, to have sex with her offspring and create the human race, like some backwoods family trying to keep the species alive… I assume EVE is Jewish, because she was pre-Jesus, when everyone was Jewish, but I am not a Theologian. I am just a pervert who looks at all women with equal pervert eye…whether they are from Israel, or Palestine, or Africa, or America….doesn’t matter to me, I’m more into just watching their half nakedness as they navigate the hard and complicated world that is trying to be famous… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Inbar Lavi Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Aubrey O’Day Underboob and Fake Booty of the Day

Your girl Aubrey O’Day is back at it. Some Diddy Fucking, Don Jr Fucking. Big Fake Reality TV tits, that morphed into a fat chick, and morphed back into big fake everything….and she’s putting out a new Music Album, despite being in her 30s and too old, she’s figured she can get all the injections the other bitches are getting and end up looking like a Russian Sex Doll, with big old lips, a smooth injected face, and a smooth fat fake ass, that she knows how to pose proper… Aubrey O’Day is good, I am a fan and I support her next Album and Tour because I support girls who don’t give up, who keep on trying, but realize that focus on looking like something black dudes like to fuck, and things will work out for you, unless they are a Kardashian, in which case things work out for them, but I hate every second of it, and I think they should all be taken out back and shot….while Aubrey O’Day needs to be worshipped…all soaking her pussy to get it nice and clean for you…probably not possible after fucking DIDDY…but maybe the minnows eat off the calluses JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Aubrey O’Day Underboob and Fake Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Got Them Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

At this point in her career – Alessandra Ambrosio is an OG. She’s been doing this for over 20 fucking years. She’s old as fuck, a mom of a bunch of kids, and is still at it. She started modeling at 12 years old, that’s when she decided she was tall and hot and ready to get half naked, by 14 she was already working, by 19 she was working for Victoria’s Secret and now at 37, she’s still working for Victoria’s Secret…a lifer, like the old lady you see at Sears pre-bankruptcy, who had been there for 50 fucking years, two years until she’s all pensioned out, only Ambrosio doesn’t need a pension, she’s made stupid money longer than most models because they retire at 30, those slackers and she just keeps on fucking going… I don’t really care if she stops or not, I kind of like that she sets the bar for lazy fat women who are over 30 years old, you know the kind that turn to a blob of shit after their first kid, who you may or may not be married to. It’s nice to say “Oh really, you can’t drop your 50 pounds of pure fat from donuts, and be a hot tight body like Ambrosio”….she clearly needs to work at it hard because nature isn’t designed like this, and sure she’s got budget, but really…fat ladies out there…there’s no excuse for your fatness…just look at this old hag…still hotter that most. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alessandra Ambrosio Got Them Tits Out for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Adelaide Kane Australian Tits of the Day

Adelaide Kane is a set of Australian tits Adelaide Kane is someone I’ve never posted on, therefor I’ve never heard of her, and even if I had posted on her, I probably would not know who she is, because all this shit overlaps and becomes one giant post on slutty overpaid women you can’t afford. Thanks to WIKIPEDIA, I can learn all there is to know about Adelaide Kane, like that she’s 28, from Australia, a Suburb of Perth where Heath Ledger is from….she was on an Australian Soap Opera that every Australian has been on called Neighbors, before moving the America to be in Teen Wolf….and now a show called Once Upon a Time…that sounds garbage… She began performing at age three, so you know her mom is some kind of pimp…..by six she was pro..getting paid and her mom taking her cut…. She’s out there doing PR, Publicity, Promoting of herself, with her tits in Mesh to remind us that we all love Australian women, because despite their trashy accents, are often times hot, down to earth, ready for a good time, and most important drunk messes who act very slutty…. Australians are a good place to look for herpes…they travel the world, getting blackout and fucked…the Tara Reid if Tara Reid was a country. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Adelaide Kane Australian Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lele Pons Erotic Nudity for a Mens Magazine of the Day

Lele Pons is a youtuber Lele Pons is doing the very important GQ Mexico, because she’s 22 and froM Venezuela and those Spanish Speaking countries all support each other like that, especially when it comes to infiltrating American pop culture… She was the set of tits used on VINE, where she connected with a bunch of the lame as fuck VINE comedians you all hate, who made too much fucking money and are all now rich as fuck for being what I guess would be considered the modern day DIY Disney Kid… Then she turned to YOUTUBE when VINE shut down, in a great day for America, I wish that happened to Instagram… And now she’s out there working it, pushing it, making music, acting in movies and TV, and doing all she can to leverage the brand she built the LELE PONS brand she built to cash the fuck in harder than she already has. It’s amazing what American will make rich and obnoxious really… She’s not even hot…which would upset me if I sat and thought about it…you know…if we’re going to let a Do it yourself celebrity be famous, at least make sure she’s hot… We also know that poor Miami Hispanic trash turned LA celebrity in her own circles thanks to social media makes for a real fucking garbage human…so think of that whilst looking at tht tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lele Pons Erotic Nudity for a Mens Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Szohr Sniffing Nina Dobrev’s Ass of the Day

Jessica Szohr rhymes with whore, or sore, which would be what you’d expect to find on the genitals of both Nina Dobrev and herself, because they are both washed up starts from yesteryear… One was on Gossip Girl, a show no one remembers except maybe Blake Lively…and the other on Vampire Diaries…both at the top of the charts getting paid to act which I guess was a big deal…10 fucking years ago…but who now are just normal 30 year olds out at the party sniffing each other’s asses for a picture… Jessica Szohr rhymes with whore looking like she’s put on some weight…Nina Dobrev short shorts never too short….both to girls living, at a festival maybe, I know seeing 33 year olds acting like 20 year olds is all over social media, so why wouldn’t these actors who were famous pre social media, jump on that, since they’ve had a taste of the fame and love the attention….sniffing each other’s asses like a pack of dogs fighting over attention like it was a piece of raw meat in the junkyard… The post Jessica Szohr Sniffing Nina Dobrev’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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