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Elle Fanning Spooky Fucking Cleavage of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elle Fanning terrifies me….. This girl should only be in horror movies, playing the thing that lives under your bed, or that crawls out of your closet and eats your fucking soul. I don’t know if it’s her white as fuck vampire skin, or the fact that she is the back-up actor from the weird Fanning Stage parent family, who leveraged her sister’s name and career to have a career of her own, because Hollywood likes dealing with one set of parents who sell the kids off to the pedophile ring of excess fame and fortune shit….they want it that bad… Maybe it’s her face that I don’t like, those dead eyes from years of being cultivated to be the talent that she is today… I don’t have the answers…but she does have cleavage and we like that…don’t we…you fucking perverts. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elle Fanning Spooky Fucking Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Britney Spears Slutty Bikini Selfies of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Earlier today, probably 10 minutes ago, I wrote a post on Christina Aguilera ….how I was a firm believer that Christina with her more talent and better body that Britney…and with her earlier to adopt slutty behavior, unless you consider 16 year old Britney School Girl Humping in her first video slutty, was a better fuck and more interesting than Britney.. But X-Tina got fat, Britney went crazy, got adopted by her parents and put to work, while having no access to her money..and LOOK at her now… Hot as fuck for an old bitch in a bikini…..because Britney may not be the better singer in her Disney Kid Rivalry…but as it turns out…she’s genetically better to look at…and that alone is what we care about… So I’ll leave you with Britney…in bikini…Looking amazing…even for an old bitch…the way I like my Southern medicated dancing and singing whores… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Britney Spears Slutty Bikini Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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#DoTheLilo bothers me of the Day

Posted on September 9, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The fact that #dothelilo is a meme – and all the lame kids who listen to EDM are doing it – is offensive to me.. But when I saw her drop that dance and the meme accounts pick it up on instagram.. I knew the retard train was rolling…coming our way…and that Lohan would love it because she is finally relevant and being talked about again… Not in a good way, but she doesn’t five a fuck about that….she just wants people talking about her and her daughter of a Rockette turned cocaine huffing partner stage mom…it is what Disney bred her to do..all while looking like an ex pornstar in her 40s addicted to pills. Hot hot….but that’s because I’ve been a Lohan fan for a long fucking time and she can do no wrong…the rest of yall though…can go fuck yourselves… Dancing monkey bitch…the best kind of bitch….but all you internet people are ruining the pure beauty and making it about your damn selves…fuckers. The post #DoTheLilo bothers me of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rich as Fuck Fake Titty Cowboy Kaley Cuoco’s Ass in Riding Pants of the Day

Posted on September 9, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You Equestrian loving fucking perverts…with your riding pant fetish…or Kaley Cuoco fetish….here’s some soon to be out of work – rich as fuck – for playing the hot chick on the Nerd show – after killing John Ritter on her last show – Kaley Cuoco…. She made something like 100 million dollars on the last 4 seasons of Big Bang Theory, the dumbest show, everyone – especially nerds – because it speaks to them – fucking love… I mean there is a reason they threw that money at these idiots, it was the only show that worked and now TV can officially die with Cuoco like they were John Ritter. I said John Ritter twice in this post, because like Burt Reynolds, his death spoke to my soul…. I don’t know if her booty looks good, maybe it’s more a celebration of fabric tech giving booty lifts on old ladies…hormones in the food…girls have fat asses in tight pants everywhere…just yesterday I saw a mom with a huge ass in a romper..like she was J.Lo when J.Lo was hot not a mom…fucking perverts. You all make me sick. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rich as Fuck Fake Titty Cowboy Kaley Cuoco’s Ass in Riding Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Mimi Elashiry Lame Nude Shoot of the Day

Posted on September 9, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some girl trying to be a model named Mimi Elashiry getting naked…. I hate how obnoxious and pretentious these millennials are with their “Art” that they truly think is art, innovating, thought provoking, intellectual maybe, spun as some feminist down with the Patriarchy riduculousness… But I love that any excuse to get naked is a good one…lame art, body painting, whatever it may be….bring the young hip tits. I know nothing about Mimi Elashiry but I have stared at her tits a long time, which is as intimate as we really need to get on this one… Too many girls out there, the internet is an endless titty pit, the constant titty feed, always new tits, we can’t keep up…years and years of titty to go through…not time to get intimate and into personal details about said tits..if we do that we’ll miss out on all the other fresh tits being posted today. The post Mimi Elashiry Lame Nude Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Charlotte McKinney Looking Naked of the Day

Posted on September 9, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why Charlotte McKinney is naked….it must be an old photoshoot or girl is in the mood to be seen, rememebered, noticed…looking for that viral post that gets tons of likes to jack her stats up…or whatever. I just know I am mad at this pic… Because if you’re pantyless but positioned so that I can’t see your pussy slit / lips / clit if you’re built that way on the Outty Pussy spectrum….you’re just out there cockteasing…and that HURTS me What have I ever done to you to deserve this HATE…oh right…calling everyone a whore… The post Charlotte McKinney Looking Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Barbara Palvin’s Braless of the Day

Posted on September 9, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Barbara Palvin is outside the Victoria’s Secret office, because these sluts are already generating publicity hype around their bullshit infomercial the rednecks who still have cable still watch because they are people of God who don’t frequent the porn sites, but still like to see prime time pre-holiday tits to remind them that their penis still works, hot chicks still exist on TV and aren’t all LENA Dunham and maybe if they buy their fat diabetic wife some VS, they’ll be able to fuck again. It’s garbage….but it requires casting…and getting people going in and out of the building in various states of undress…for the paparazzi they hired. Definitely not a magical anything, she started out as a VS promo girl before they dropped her cuz she got fat, now skinny again, still famous based on their investment…so of course they’ll bring her back….tits out. These are the Bieber fucking Hungarian titties – still big….it’s all marketing…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Barbara Palvin’s Braless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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That Dude Lea Michele Tits Out of the Day

Posted on September 6, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lea Michele, who I assume is a man – based on her man face, but who lives like a woman because that’s the era we live in, a genderless confused one, that I guess she was an innovator or early adopter of, because she knew she would have a better career, a lasting career, being a woman. She puts out bikini pics, she is engaged to a man of questionable sexuality, and she tries to sexualize herself as often as she can to reaffirm that she is in fact a woman…and I guess for all intents and purposes she is all woman…and by intents and purpsoes I mean for you to jerk off to your Glee fetish without me ruining for you – like she wants you to… But the real issue here is woman or not…she looks like a pile of shit, if she was a muppet…here’s her tube top bikini though! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post That Dude Lea Michele Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lena Dunham Bikini Shot by Em Rat Cow of the Day

Posted on September 6, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In a terrible and offensive to all viral stunt…Clickbait famewhore Em Rat Cow and her bikini line have decided to continue with the clickbait in the worst viral stunt in the history of viral stunts…that include Lena Dunham as her bikini model…because it attaches her to people more famous than her, who may be working on TV shows and movies that Rat Cow wants to be cast in, and this is some aggressive dick sucking, that she knows far too well… Or maybe this is just her art, making a monster looking bitch look like a monster that she is, but in a bathing suit…rather than her regular nude, which is on another level of offensive…so if anything we should be giving Rat Cow a thanks and asking her “but why aren’t your tits in this shit”… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lena Dunham Bikini Shot by Em Rat Cow of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Josie Canseco Hot and Half Naked for Galore of the Day

Posted on September 6, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Josie Canseco has a classic whore look, which makes me think that her mom was a stripper that her dad came inside during one of his off days from steroids, you know when his dick was functional and his balls not upside himself as steroids do…. If you look close enough, when she’s not all done up, she’s got a little too much Jose in her face, mainly in her eyes, making her look semi-retarded or asian.. That doesn’t stop the social media system to celebrate her all because her dad was a star Baseball player, like Gretzky’s daughter before her…in this era of young rich girls wanting to be models… The hair is big, the body is banging, the half nakedness relevant..so here she is modeling for the people at Galore …who I guess are still putting out magazines of pop culture to the young people…who don’t buy magazines…doing solid glamour shoots like they were MAXIM with these young eager to be model girls…and it’s all quite magical…if you don’t actually believe in magic…and realize this is what happens when your dad is a rich jock with too much money to spoil his baby girl with… At least she’s fit doing this hustle and not a fat pig….respect. READ THE ARTICLE AND SEE MORE PICS GALORE The post Josie Canseco Hot and Half Naked for Galore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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