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Chloe Kim Olympic Ass of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chloe Kim like Bruce Jenner…is an American Olympic hero… Like all Olympic Hero’s before her, she’s out there in her bikini, showing off her strong Asian ass and she’s 18 now, so it’s less perverted to jerk off to it than it was when she won all those Snowboarding awards…. She’s a gymnast who never was, because her family raised her in Socal and she had to be cool by choosing board sports…and with most snowboarding chicks, she doesn’t really have the hottest of bodies, hardly the Asian ass you’d want…a little too strong, it keeps her competitive…but you’re all patriots here so do it all for your country…. At least she’s not fat…like the rest of your country…so we should all encourage one of the last generations of not morbidly obese like the 75% of the rest of the country who watch her win. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Chloe Kim Olympic Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Hangs Out with some Big Asses of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if this is some kind of meme, or Alessandra Ambrosio just showing off her old tired ass in a way that does the opposite of showing it off, because the girls she’s next to have these big round asses….because maybe they are trannies, maybe that’s what asses look like now, maybe to stay skinny Ambrosio can’t workout it makes her too hungry, so she does the starving herself look, maybe this is just what an old mom ass looks like.. I don’t know, but I’m embarassed for her, but at least she can go home and look at her bank account and know she doesn’t need to have an ass…she’s Alessandra Ambrosio….whatever the fuck that means. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio Hangs Out with some Big Asses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paris Jackson TIts Out for Fashion of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Jackson, who gets the benefit of getting Michael Jackson’s inheritance, which is a lot of fucking money, he’s fucking Michael Jackson – the king of pop…without having any of that child molester genetics….unless she is actually his kid…I don’t know or have the answers. In case you forget, Michael Jackson was one of the first people accused of being a child rapist in Hollywood, they spun it as him being innocent and had no idea what he was doing because his childhood was robbed of him….even though the majority of child molesters, even the half retard ones know that it’s wrong to diddle with prepubescents…. We weren’t there, we’ll have to ask Corey Feldman and McCauley Culkin…who don’t seem to bring it up…but we know that when MJ died…the world forgot and now the world embraces all things Jackson…including Paris….whether he genetically created it or not…or whether he was guilty or not… Not that any of that really matters, I think hipster lesbian model Paris Jackson with her pile of money, being out there having fun, showing tits as the girls do braless for fashion, is a good use of her inheritance…what the fuck else is she supposed to do…sing and dance? Why bother….when you can just nipple. We live in a world where the Star Search is unnecessary. Just show your tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Paris Jackson TIts Out for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lucy Hale Cleavage of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lucy Hale is very very important because she was on a show called Pretty Little Liars, that got her a huge fanbase of 14 year old girls on social media, and those 14 year olds who still follow her are now 20 and prime clients to market to. So the brands jerk off to her, throw money at her and give her roles and make her exist…. So she’s still out there, she’s still working, she’s on a new show, she’s got her tits out….barely, but enough to remind you that she’s here, she’s ready and that the guys who follow her to jerk off to her are going to need to stretch the imagination because she’s not out there topless like the other whores….we haven’t seen her nipples but sometimes, like in the 80s and 90s, or when working in an office and you try to keep everything professional and cleavage has to do… Lucy Hale…keeping it professional…because someone has to in this world of everyone a whore. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lucy Hale Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Aubrey O’Day Ass in Chaps of the Day

Posted on September 14, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have been ignoring these Aubrey O’Day comeback tour pics for the week…. That doesn’t mean that I don’t appreciate Aubrey O’Day or her bringing back Danity Kane in an era of comebacks…because young people are morons and need remixes of things that were, rather than creating new…. I don’t know one Danity Kane song….but I guess people do and for that reason alone…they need a new album..like the Spice Girls if the Spice Girls never quite made it… I do remember it being a Diddy Show on MTV, who are struggling, where Aubrey fucked Diddy, and made a name for herself….before fucking a Don Jr Trump while doing the Apprentice…back when she was fat, before realizing how easy it is to troll instagram with angles, fillers, and being as hot as Aubrey O’Day is into her post Jersey Shore fucking revival… I’m a fan. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Aubrey O’Day Ass in Chaps of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rita Ora and Her Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 14, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora posted up some bikini pics, because that’s what you’re supposed to do when you have an instagram account, I mean what else are you going to post, pics of your meal or your pet? I guess you can post things where you are at exclusive events and when you’re in concert to show the world that you are finally important….because Rita Ora is finally important…from Zero to Hero and it only took a decade…from being the replacement Rihanna…to being the girlfriend of Kardashians, DJs and Producers….just working it… Where the one thing that mattered….and that was consistent…was rockin’ tits…so here’s she is rocking the rockin’ tits…what I call her real legacy and value. The post Rita Ora and Her Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kristin Cavallari Bikini Erotica of the Day

Posted on September 13, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kristin Cavallari was on vacation the other day – and she wore a bikini – and I am not sure anyone cares because Kristin Cavallari was a reality star on a show many fucking years ago…who was cocky and bit by the fame big – thinking anything was possible for her EGO….and in the end her career dwindled but her access from her celebrity brought her to rich athlete cock…who she has had a bunch of kids with and is now just an Orange County slutty mom…which I guess is all these Orange County girl want in life…a pro athlete to buy them the house, the pool, the G-Wagon…so they can spend their days at the mall, at the spa…at lunch…talking shit on each other… Suburban…in a bikini….looking alright cuz she’s vain and can’t be fat. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kristin Cavallari Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emma Watson as Wonder Woman of the Day

Posted on September 13, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder how many autistic seizures this has just caused… It’s a Harry Potter character, now legal to jerk off to, wearing a Wonder Woman Costume, next to a Star Wars Character, like the nerd multiverse has just giving you the best thing ever to ejaculate to, only it’s a selfie and not a leaked sex tape featuring her asshole, that her lawyers kindly ask me to remove like they did with her other leaked pics that included her not naked, but trying clothing on, something you perverts clearly appreciated but not as much as this Cosplay shit… I may have a blog and that may in and of itself be autistic and nerd shit…but I do not understand sci/fi, comic book, comicon, or any of that other fetish shit you can’t grow out of…. I do it for the tits, and there’s clearly a serious lack of tits here, but that doesn’t matter to any of you, that’s just how weird you are. The post Emma Watson as Wonder Woman of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nicki Minaj Big Fake Ghetto Tits for Wonderland of the Day

Posted on September 13, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nicki Minaj is disgusting…She’s the equivalent of White Privilege but the black version. She came to America, lived a middle class life, went to a middle class school, went to acting school because she loved to perform, created this bullshit character that is Nicki Minaj…and now she’s ripped off Lil Kim for the kids who don’t remember Lil Kim and has been getting away with it for a long time… From fat, unappealing trash…to whatever the fuck this sexualized, jacked up, face injected, fake tits are…. I don’t get the hype, I mean obviously, she’s making a lot of executives richer than he’s making herself and they push her to do this shit…but the fact she has fans is so strange to me….but not as strange as her bringing her diabetic ass to the fucking magazines for you to jerk off to because you’re into jerking off to gutter pop culture trash… I mean what is this bullshit…speaking of Bullshit her fight with Cardi B was some WWE style promotional nonsense for both of them…they are all in this scamming together…if Cardi B was as hood of a stripper as she pretends…Nicki Minaj would be shot dead…. None of this matters… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nicki Minaj Big Fake Ghetto Tits for Wonderland of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Demi Rose Mawby Erotica of the Day

Posted on September 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Demi Rose Mawby is pretty fucking disgusting to me, but I learned at a young age when at a strip club, that the woman with the most insane huge fake tits was the one getting all the dances, because everyone was fascinated by the freakshow and wanted to touch the contraption, like when someone gets a new puppy, everyone just needs to pet it, even if they don’t like dogs that much…. So despite being some bootleg sex working Kim Kardashian monster, people are into her, they pay her well, she lives the good life, all while the rational thinker thinks she looks like some weird sex doll no one wants to fuck, even if it’s been hosed down with soap and water really well after the last guy, but that they pay to fuck because they are swept in by the smoke and mirrors of instagram followers and weird plastic surgery body dismorphia bodies. I don’t get her, but the UK has always had a thing for weird looking Glamour model trash…so here she is. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Demi Rose Mawby Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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