I hate Shakira.
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Shakira on Dancing with the Stars of the Day
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Tagged been-forgotten, bollywood, columbia, dancing-with-the-stars, english, india, shakira, the-english, tribal-chant
As musical guest Shakira reminded us tonight—hips don’t lie. And it was those wiggly little body parts that helped usher lambada dancers Joanna Krupa and Mya to safety within…
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Another Celeb Squashed on Dancing With the Stars
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Tagged body parts, dimitri, dimitri-chaplin, hips-don, joanna, joanna-krupa, lambada, musical-guest, shakira, stars, usher-lambada, wiggly-little
I’m not fashion expert, but I am a pervert, and Audrina without heels looks like some short legged stalky piece of shit with a long torso I’d definitely still fuck despite her shortcomings, but I’d be sure to let her know how inadequate she is by pointing out all the girls around her who have proportionate bodies, so that her ego doesn’t get out of hand and her self-esteem non-existant where it belongs, cuz this whole success from The Hills shit has made her a little delusional, cuz any normal short legged girl would never have the confidence or arrogance to step out of the house dressed like this, because it is disgusting….
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Audrina Should Really Wear Heels of the Day
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Tagged beer, birthday, Bitch, cheated-on-him, college, confidence, finding-out-she, Hollywood, knows-as-being, legged-stalky, not-fashion, pointing-out, shakira, some-short, una healy
Here is some singer/songwriter and guitarist aslo knows as being the fifth girl in the band The Saturdays.
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Una Healy is a Drunk Piece of Shit of the Day
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Tagged beer, birthday, Bitch, cheated-on-him, college, conclusion, finding-out-she, guitarist-aslo, Hollywood, knows-as-being, piven, shakira, una healy
Not that Jeremy Piven is actually famous, but it is to say that this bitch, and probably a lot of her bitch friends are willing to fuck anyone they see on TV. I am not sure if it is for personal gain, like maybe it will get them ahead, or if it is just for bragging rights that they were the cunt a celebrity stuck his dirty celebrity dick inside so that all her college friends get jealous and her college boyfriend either gets seriously upset she cheated on him or really excited because he’s a Jeremy Piven fan and now he has bragging rights by default cuz his girl is really just a fucking useless whore.
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Walletfucking Groupie Ladder Climbin Whore of the Day
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Tagged actually-famous, better-looking, Bitch, bragging-rights, celebrity-dick, cheated-on-him, college, dead, girl, jeremy-piven, more-successful, myself-safe, piven, really-excited, shakira
The thing people don’t realizing about Shauna Sand is that she’s just a really committed person to having the best Halloween costume, so committed that she got the right surgery, wears the right clothes and starves her haggard self the right amount to pull off the dead stripper who came back from the dead to eat your brains and by brains I mean a fat baggy of cocaine. So thanks to the condition of Shauna Sands body everyday is fuckin’ halloween for her kids and although I assume that will fuck them up, at least one day a year their mom seems normal and the good thing about that for you is that dead strippers corpse is your fetish because let’s face it, you’re a necrophiliac… Pics via PacificCoastNews
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Shauna Sand Takes Her Corpse Body to the Pumpkin Patch of the Day
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Tagged breasts, condition, dead, halloween, having-blind, having-the-best, jesus, myself-safe, right-clothes, self-the-right, shakira, shauna-sands, wears-the-right
People seem to love Shakira now more than ever because of her comeback in that video everyone jerks off to, so some fashion magazine got her in some photoshoot where they dressed her in some fetish gear and I guess the whole thing is not worth complaining about, but I was always disgusted by girls in their 30s, so to me, Shakira died 2 years ago and no matter what she does will come across as trying too hard to hold onto a time when I was jerking off to her breasts that were small and humble, in a time before her hips didn’t lie….
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Shakira in Fetish Gear for i-D Magazine of the Day
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Tagged actually-help, breasts, guess-people, hard-enough, having-blind, Hollywood, jesus, myself-safe, shakira, stop-being, their-problems, time-before
I don’t do this very often, but I know that some of my readers are into some freaky shit, so I thought I’d give them some pictures of a transsexual in her/his lingerie for i-D Magazine . It’s not exactly my cup of tea, but I’m not judging you
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Shakira Is Sexy In i-D Magazine?
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Tagged gente-magazine, holly-valance, lingerie, magazine, not-exactly, not-judging, Pictures, Sex, shakira, shakira-pictures, some-pictures, topless-tease
Everyone is freaking the fuck out about Shakira’s body because she’s done her latin dance proper enough to lose the extra weight on her small titted backside, but all I see is a bitch with uncomfortably short legs. I’m talking bitch strugglin’ walking up stairs or getting into cars, or doin’ regular everyday Columbian things, like running from the police or drug sniffing dogs, and I don’t mean to be picky, cuz this bitch looks hotter than most, has more flavor than most and has the weirdest dance moves that would feel good on my penis at least based on her music video, bit seeing her in this ridiculous shoes is straight up Halloweening….yes, I just invented a word
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Shakira Has Short Legs of the Day
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Tagged from-the-police, halloweening, Legs, like-running, lose-the-extra, police, proper-enough, shakira, talking-bitch, titted-backside, weirdest, weirdest-dance
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