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Shakira Performing Rockin’ The Mic of the Day

I think Shakira has lost her appeal in a big way, but that doesn’t mean she has. If you do a Youtube search, you’ll see that people still masturbate to her, at least I assume they do, because the only reason a video would get that many views is because a few motherfuckers spent at least a week goin back to that video for their orgasms. I know that Shakira is cheating in this outfit by sneaking a pair of gold American Apparel shorts on under her dress so that she’s not flashing the world her panty covered twat, and I find the whole thing a serious fucking disappointment

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Shakira Talks Lil Wayne, Hip-Hop Influences On She Wolf

‘I’m trying to incorporate them within my own music,’ singer says of hip-hop sounds. By Jocelyn Vena, with reporting by Jim Cantiello Shakira Photo: MTV News Shakira probably isn’t the first name that comes to mind when you think of hip-hop. But since the Colombian pop superstar enlisted the services of Pharrell and Lil Wayne on her latest album, She Wolf, that could change.

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Shakira vs. Sofia: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Who’d You Rather? Colombian goddesses Shakira and Sofia Vergara sizzled at last night’s American Music Awards.Question is … More Who’d You Rather Elvis vs.

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Shakira Ass in a Tight Dress at the AMA’s of the Day

The American Music awards are the biggest bottom feeding award show around. In the history of doing this site, Dick Clark, the founder of the show and his boyfriend/clone/successor Ryan Seacrest had their people send me invites at least once, before realizing I’m not American Music Award material because I hate American Music but like American Titties, but for some reason the only pussy I wanted to Investigate like I was CSI belonged to Shakira and not because she uses that pussy as her Columbian cocaine smuggling mule, but because she squeezed her South American ass in this black dress, which was tight enough to distract me from her stalky midget legs…and here are the pics…

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Shakira’s Booty Need Attention

I can honestly say that I find Shakira’s singing repulsive, she sounds like she constantly needs to be burped, her body on the other hand I could stare at for days. Here she is at the 2009 American Music Awards last night looking as hot as hell in her futuristic prostitute outfit. That booty just screams “Give me some attention!”

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Shakira’s She Wolf: Global Pop For The Wolf Inside Us All

For all the craziness surrounding it, Shakira’s latest is a straightforward, oddly personal record, in Bigger Than the Sound. By James Montgomery Shakira Photo: Ben Hider/ Getty Images Conventional wisdom states that you shouldn’t review a record after it’s already been in stores for more than a month (overseas, anyway), but when the record in question has been described as “endearingly bonkers” and “fantastically strange” and leads with an Italian-disco-indebted first single that features the word “lycanthropy,” well, sometimes you have to ignore conventional wisdom and just go for it. So, yes, this is my take on Shakira’s She Wolf (which hits stores here in the U.S

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Shakira’s ‘Give It Up To Me’ Video: Put A Ring On It!

Video shows some Beyonce influence, but Shakira, as always, puts her unique spin on things.

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Shakira: Braided and Beautiful?

For the record, Shakira would look gorgeous with a bald head. Seriously. Close your eyes, guys, imagine this Colombian cutie shaking her hips and ask yourself: does it even matter what’s on top of her head

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Shakira Yearns to Reproduce with Antonio de la Rua

Shakira is really ready to let herself go.

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Shakira’s Shakes Her Booty On SNL

I can’t imagine many people saw Shakira shaking her Colombian ass on Saturday Night Live this weekend, I’m a little surprised the show’s still on the air, so I thought the least I could do was post the pictures for my loyal readers. She’s got some pretty sweet moves. I don’t mean the ass shaking part, she’s Latina it’s part of her culture, I meant the lipsyncing

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