Now that Maria Sharapova got banned for PEDs (and the Williams sisters still scare me), the world needs a new tennis hottie to drool over. And here’s Caroline Wozniacki shooting her way up the ranks with a hot new tennis-themed photoshoot for Esquire . I don’t know where this Danish hottie’s ranked in the sport, but she’s definitely the new #1 in my books after this. Enjoy. Continue reading →
The big news yesterday was that Maria Sharapova failed some drug test using some recently banned substance. We all know every single chick in sports uses crap, and I would bet my life that one of the Williams’ sisters is on some hard sh%t. Yes, you know who! The one that looks like a brother and not a sister. Anyway, at least Maria maintained her femininity all these years and I don’t think this wil hurt her image in the long run. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Maria Sharpova is known for being a tennis player people jerked off to…but now she can shit on her entire career, that I don’t even know whether it’s that impressive of a career, but for a Russian who’s not working as a sex worker or Olympic weight lifter / gymnast is pretty good… Because she’s a performance drug taker…The drug is called meldonium, she’s been on it of 10 years so her entire career and the drug became banned on January 1st of this year…she was taking it for “magnesium deficiency”…LOL…sure you were. I call it needing to make millions to send back to the family in Russia and to maintain the good life… “Meldonium was reported to elevate the concentrations of ?-butyrobetaine hydroxylase in testes tissues;[5] in addition, long term (90 days) administration of meldonium was reported to improve sexual performance, sperm motility and concentration of testosterone in boars, although further studies are needed to confirm the potential of using meldonium as a sperm motility and sperm quality-enhancing agent” I guess what I’m saying is that who cares, she’s old now, jacked with testosterone but here she is in some of her best work… I have a thing for women’s tennis called sexual grunts and panties…sweaty pussy filled panties…dripping…sweaty pussy… The post Maria Sharapova Drug Addict of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Want to know what would make these Maria Sharapova workout pics better….if she was half naked and taking fitness way less seriously. I get it, she’s on some Grand Slam Tennis winning streak that is making her a lot of money and proving that she’s the beast player that she’s always been, you know in “I still got it” kind of way…but I always found her hot, I have a thing for the skinny blonde tennis girls who grunt when they hit balls in the most sexual and even violent ways….but I would like her to take some workout tips from these instagram models…who pretend to be fitness girls…It’s like poke your booty out…grab your angles and hashtag #fit #fitspo #fitness #yogapants #booty #shorts #fitlife and whatever else these twats do to get famous, because their fitness pics are better than an actual athletes and that should change…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Good news! Now that Wimbledon’s over, it looks like Maria Sharapova can finally focus on the truly important stuff, you know, like hanging out in a bikini. And yeah, I know these shots aren’t the best quality, which is a little disappointing. But not nearly as disappointing as the fact that Maria didn’t invite me along instead of that other loser. I’ve always wanted to play doubles with her. And I’ve been practicing my game and everything. Solo, but still. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
So I’m guessing Maria Sharapova must’ve won the French Open or something, and this trophy ceremony isn’t just to celebrate the fact that Maria gave me the biggest pants fire I’ve had in months thanks to this leg show of hers. I mean, I know the pants thing is a pretty momentous occasion over here and all, but the big tip-off was that giant trophy. See, I was planning a ticker tape parade instead. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
Here are some pics of Maria Sharapova, pro tennis player who I don’t even know if she’s ever won, but I do know she has probably made tens of millions of dollars in the industry, showing off some working out hustle for Nike, something I find hot to look at…because fitness is sexy as fuck…but the weird thing about Maria Sharapova is she owns a high end candy line, which is sugar based and sweet as fuck and pretty much the whole reason we need fitness cuz sugar is the devil…so I guess she’s just a fucking lie…but I don’t mind watching her fake a workout for a Nike Campaign…because I am a pervert with a Locker Room Fetish….and before every Locker Room fetish…comes a workout…
We don’t see too much of Maria Sharapova anymore these days, probably because she’s too focused on stupid things like “practicing” and “training” and “winning Majors,” instead of bikini photoshoots. Man, do I miss Anna Kournikova . Anyway, Maria did show up to some charity dinner the other night wearing a see-through lace dress though. Normally, I’d dock her points for forgetting to forget to wear lingerie underneath it, but because we want to encourage more of this type of behavior from Maria, I’ll allow it. So go ahead and enjoy these pictures, just try to keep your loud grunting down. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
I don’t really know why, but Maria Sharapova just never panned out as the next Anna Kournikova . I guess it’s probably because she’s actually good at tennis instead of just looking hot in a bikini. Luckily though, Maria’s also pretty good at that too, and here she is in the latest issue of Esquire Mexico proving it. One of these days, I’d love to have Maria and Anna over for a game of doubles. I don’t have a court at my place, so we’ll have to move things into the bedroom instead.
I don’t really know why, but Maria Sharapova just never panned out as the next Anna Kournikova . I guess it’s probably because she’s actually good at tennis instead of just looking hot in a bikini. Luckily though, Maria’s also pretty good at that too, and here she is in the latest issue of Esquire Mexico proving it. One of these days, I’d love to have Maria and Anna over for a game of doubles. I don’t have a court at my place, so we’ll have to move things into the bedroom instead.
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