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Maria Sharapova In A Short Dress

I thought I’d put up a few pictures of Maria Sharapova because I’ve played tennis once, sure I pulled a hammy, but I feel like because of my time on the courts she and I are now somehow connected. Anyhow, here she is trying to sell some sort of slutty tennis gear for chicks to look good in while they walk around the tennis club while I have to practice against the wall behind the high-school for under privileged kids. Not fair, those kids are mean. Where was I? Maria’s looking hot as usual. Good enough.

Melanie Oudin

SPORTS BUZZ : Melanie Oudin is a 17-year-old superstar American tennis player who's tearing up the US Open. She's beaten all the Russian bigshots so far, but more importantly, she is cute as a fucking button. Her pink shoes!! I want to hug her every time she hits the court.

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Melanie Oudin