I think it’s fair to say that Elsa Hosk is my favorite model. She’s consistently hot in every photo she posts and her body is so rocking that little Tuna keeps on knockin’. There he goes again trying to escape my zipper door. Can’t he let me finish work for crying out loud.
Personally, I think Jessica Lowndes is kinda average-looking for a wannabe Insta-hottie. But I know some of you out there dig her, and besides, she posts bikini videos and booty shots on a semi-regular basis, and that’s pretty much all you need to get featured on this site. So let’s all just enjoy Jessica’s 15 minutes of fame while they last. Because I don’t know how much longer she’s got left. You’ve seen the competition out there.