Do you recognize the curly headed jawn rockin’ the lil shorts??? Solange Knowles Spotted Rocking Short Shorts Leaving Beyoncé’s Home It’s Auntie Solo leaving Beyoncé’s crib after a visit with Blue Ivy. Hit the flip for more pics and a look at Solo’s ensemble for the Tribeca Ball in NYC Monday night.
Here’s some 21 year old, chubby, main character on a show called Pretty Little Liars who was once in “Bring It On: In It to Win It”..or as I like to call it the “Bring it On” that went straight to DVD and no one saw….. Her name is Ashley Benson, she looks like she got some short shorts on….and that’s the end of that story…I know fascinating…I should put it in my diary…or even my memoir… Who cares about any of these twats…That’s what it comes donw to… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here’s Selena Gomez giving us a good look at her cute little cleavage while she stares at the ground for some reason. Not only is she giving us a good look at the cleavage, but one of her perky little boobies fell out as well. It’s a good day here at Hollywoodtuna . It’s about time she gives us a little something more usable, she’s normally so boring and wholesome looking she makes me want to go to church, this is more like it. Tits out in a pair of short shorts should be every hottie motto. Well done.
Obviously this Anne Vyalitsyna tall drink of water is one of this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue beauties, women like this don’t just walk around without posing for a photographer once and a while, so I thought I should introduce her to you guys. I really don’t know a whole lot about her, but she’s wearing a dress that barely covers those nice little supermodel breasts so she seems like a nice lady to me. Hit me up on Twitter sometime.
Earlier I had pictures of Taylor Momsen in her sexy classy dress, which was pretty confusing if you ask me, and now I’ve got these shots of Stacy Keibler wearing pretty much the exact same thing. I don’t know who wore it best, I think both dresses would look great balled up my bedroom floor. Yes! A classic cheeseball joke, but a good one. You’re welcome.
I never understood the obsession nerds (that means you) have with Emma Watson , but she does look cute in that little red dress. I thought I should post them for you so that you can put on your best Harry Potter costume and do whatever it is that wizards do to their neglected wands. Enjoy.
Now that Stacy Keibler is secure in her position as official George Clooney arm candy, it looks like she’s got herself a little work on the side. Here she is hosting some sort of douche party over the weekend. I’m proud of her. I don’t know what her duties consist of, but I like the fact that she wore a short skirt so we can see those amazing long legs of hers. Yes please.
Gina Carano is an ex MMA fighter….turned actress who I’ve never heard of…mainly because I don’t like MMA, expecially not women in the MMA, shit is too weird and violent….and most importantly gay…especially when the people in the cage live their lives as women….see cuz I thought half naked men rubbing up on each other in booty shorts was homo porn foreplay…but that was until today…because manly bitches who can kick your ass fghting and half naked…is a far gayer…it represents repressed homosexual fantasy…from someone too scared to take it up the ass like the fag he is….Seriously…a wise taxi driver in Vegas once told me 4 days ago…that you can never trust a straight looking man in normal clothes coming out of the tranny bar….and I am feelng the same way about men who watch FEMALE MMA… That said, she got half naked and fighting for GQ…and these are the pics for you weirdos…she’s like a fucking dude with tits….that can’t be normal?! Here’s the video
I think Vanessa Pudgens has this cry for attention thing all wrong…I mean it’s pretty fucking obvious that she’s posing for the paparazzi pretty intense, like this is some low grade swimsuit calendar and she’s making sexy face for all the boys to buy into the shit… Now you may be wondering why I said she’s got this cry for attention thing all wrong, provided you bothered reading what I wrote, which I’m gonna doubt, but assume you did anyway, cuz how else would I make my point….that bitch already leaked nude fucking pictures of herself to the internet…she set the fucking bar that we want that or more going forward….preferably more….because she was 17 at the time…and we all need evolution in our publicity stunts…while being in a bikini is alright but not up to my expectations….and my expectattions are what matter…
I love the horny black dude screaming “Hey Ashley I love the short shorts…You Rock and Roll…Oh Ashley You are spectacular, I love the new hairdo”…you know that guy is on welfare and just does this for masturbation material that he brings home to his computer to love later that day….who knows maybe he doesn’t even have a camera and is just in it for the experience…but real alarming thing in all this is that this is my second Ashley Tisdale post and as a guy who hates Ashley Tisdale’s face…that’s two posts too many……