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Stacy Keibler Is Slumming It

Hmmm, I’m not sure Clooney would approve of this. Here’s Stacy Keibler out the other day in her fat girl on her period costume looking kind of…. Not good. This kind of thing was fine back when she was just some chick who used to wrestle other chicks, the good old days, but she’s moved up in the world and should know better than to wear this crap. A sports bra and some leggings on the other hand would work just fine. Just a heads up.

Ellen Hollman Deserves My Attention

I don’t know who this Ellen Hollman chick is, I’m guessing she’s an actress, but she certainly knows how to make a good first impression. Here she is at the premiere of Spartacus: Vengeance looking absolutely gorgeous in her tight golden dress. How do you do? I think I’m going to have to keep my eye on this one, she’s a hot little number and if she’s in this Spartacus stuff she’s probably going to have some nude scenes. I’m in.

Maria Fowler Motorboats Her Friend

People ask me all the time why I keep posting pictures of all these busty British chicks that nobody over here knows anything about…. Hmm, let me think, they like to wear tight revealing outfits, got to parties, booze and behave inappropriately. Here’s Maria Fowler motorboating on of her trashy friends, making out with another one and drinking vodka straight from the bottle. Awesome! This chick is marriage material.

Elizabeth Olsen Tries Dropping Some Cleavage

It’s pretty clear to anyone who knows me that I’m not into fashion, I’ve been known to wear pregnancy jeans out for a big night of drinking, but I don’t really understand this dress. Here’s the new hot Olsen sister, Elizabeth Olsen , wearing some sort of weird upside down cleavage dress. I don’t know what it is, my erection is very confused. It looks like she should be showing off a whole lot of inside boobage, but all we seem to be getting is some decent chest bone shots. Not cool.

Stacy Keibler White Hot Goodness

I’m not sure if I’m getting sick of seeing pictures of Stacy Keibler , I can’t believe I just said that, but now that she’s attached to that douche from ER she’s become a little too classy for my taste. She’s alway all dressed up in fancy pants evening gowns on the red carpet for some premiere or gala or something. It’s alright I guess, but I miss the Stacy who used to wrestle women in a thong. Now that was classy.

Amanda Harrington Has Talent

Look, I know I’ve said this about a thousand times before, but I mean it this time, I really haven’t got a clue who the hell this Amanda Harrington woman is. I’m serious. Anyone? The good news is she’s got some pretty decent hair extensions, she seems to like to wear outfits that don’t fit all that well and she’s got some awesome breasts falling out of said outfit. Three things I look for in a future ex-wife. Call me.

Maria Menounos Is Still Kinda In A Bikini

As far as Maria Menounos bikini pictures go these are pretty tame. Here she is all covered up in a decent pair of short shorts and bikini top looking hot but subdued. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still really hot, but she’s been flaunting her tight body all over South Beach for the last few days that I was expecting something a little more racy. Like one of those tiny Brazilian bikinis I hear so much about. Next time.

Stacy Keibler Works Her Booty

I’ve always wondered how Stacy Keibler kept her body looking so good, I just assumed it was through hard work, exercise and a balanced healthy diet, but apparently I was wrong. According to this video all it takes is a some quality time shaking your booty while playing a fitness game on Xbox 360 Kinnect . Good to know. You got that fatties? No more excuses.

Stacy Keibler’s Luscious Long Legs

Here is Stacy Keibler at yet another event over the weekend, the Clooney bump has really been helping this chick, looking as sexy as ever. I’ve had a crush on those luscious long legs of hers for years now, I can’t believe that old man gets those things wrapped around him what? Three times a week? Four? You’re killing me! I would like to dip those things in butter and soak it up with a nice baguette… That’s french for penis right?

Chanel Iman See Through Dress Introduction

I’m not sure if I’ve ever had this supermodel hottie Chanel Iman on the site before, I don’t know why, but it just seemed to have worked out that way. So I’m making it up to her by giving her a post completely dedicated to her and her hotness. I like it. Those legs seem to go on for ever. All I’m asking in return are some personalized Twitter pictures sent to me as soon as possible. Seems reasonable to me.