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Rachel Uchitel Bikini Pictures

I still can’t believe this Rachel Uchitel chick was one of the Tiger mistresses, no wonder his game has gone down the crapper, he’s embarrassed that we all know he banged this lady. Here she is on the beach in her bikini scaring wildlife back into the ocean. She is by no means an attractive woman, that being said, her boobs look alright… Even if they are a little lower than I’m used to seeing them.

Miss Universe Jimena Navarrete

I know you’ve all been on the edge of your seats waiting to finally find out who the new Miss Universe was going to be. Well wait no longer, last night Miss Mexico Jimena Navarrete was named the hottest woman in the universe according to Donald Trump. I’m not really seeing it, she’s hot and all, but she looks a little like a Mexican Tina Fey . But what do I know, I just deal with hotties all day every day. Anyhow, now you can order your commemorative plates or TV tables or whatever other Miss Universe memorabilia it that you collect…. Pageant people are weird. more pictures of Jimena Navarrete here

Anna Paquin In Her Shorty Shorts

I’ve never really understood the appeal of Anna Paquin , in True Blood she’s just too damn annoying, but I do like to see her little boobies pop up every other episode or so. Here she is out walking the streets in her little shorty shorts. They’re not exactly nude scenes but for a good clean site like this one they’ll do just fine… For now. Actually, these are pretty much the equivalent of Anna Paquin bikini pictures . I still have no idea why she swims in a t-shirt .

Blake Lively’s Cute Butt In Fancy Short Shorts

Leave it to a high end hottie like Blake Lively to even make short shorts look classy. Here she is on the set of her girlie TV show giving us a nice little look at just one of her many talents. I would have liked the short shorts to be a little shorter, these look like they could be bermuda shorts compared to some of the crap I see the chicks wearing these days, but I’ll take it. Besides, it’s Blake Lively and we’re in love… We are! She’s just too focused on her career right now to spend any time with me. more pictures of Blake Lively here

Jayde Nicole Because I like Playboy Chicks

I don’t have any good reason for posting these pictures of Playboy hottie Jayde Nicole other than the fact that she used to be in Playboy and one day I hope to stick my penis inside someone who used to be in Playboy so I thought that maybe somehow giving her a little attention on my site might speed things along. Anything? I’m on

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Jayde Nicole Because I like Playboy Chicks

Sophie Monk Flashes Some Shoulder?

I always bug Sophie Monk about not having a job or never getting invited to anything, but it looks like I’m going to have to eat my words. Here she is at some sort of event the other day looking pretty good. It’s weird though, I think I’ve become so accustomed to seeing her half naked in her little workout gear or short shorts that she seems a little over dressed to me. I guess there’s no satisfying The Tuna. A bikini could go a long way to remedying that.

Stacy Keibler Legs And Boobs Battle It Out

We all know that Stacy Keibler and short shorts go together almost as well as Gin and Tonic, but we often overlook the fact that her boobs are pretty damn awesome and deserve some attention. Here they are out the other day in a nice little tank top doing their best to steal the spotlight from those delicious long legs. It’s working, sort of, now I’ve got Stacy Keibler legs and boobs threesome fantasies floating through my mind.

Ashley Greene’s Short Shorts Will Do For Now

These are by no means as hot as yesterday’s Ashley Greene bikini pictures , but at least she’s not wearing her workout gear. Besides, if you’re not going to wear a bikini, short shorts aren’t a bad alternative. Sadly she was with one of those little Jonas Brothers characters, what the hell? I had to crop him out for my own sanity because the thought of her bumping uglies with one of those asswipes was too much for me to handle. Hopefully this has all been a misunderstanding.

Vanessa Hudgens’ Sexy Little Combinations

I haven’t got a clue what these pictures of Vanessa Hudgens are for, they could be K Mart catalogue shots for all know, but she’s kind of cute and I’m sure there are some teenagers out there extremely interested in everything she does. I like the thigh high boots and short shorts combination, I can think of a few women closer to my age who should probably try this look out. Like the girl who works at the at the wine store around the corner… You know who you are.

Blake Lively Knows How To Tease A Man

This is more like it, Blake Lively knows how to tease a man. Here she is disrupting my perfectly good and somewhat productive blogging day by wearing some sexy ass short shorts and showing off some spectacular boobage. I love it, but I’d love it even more if it was slow motion video of her prancing around in her little heels while some cheesy 80’s hair band rock was playing in the background. I guess I should be happy with what I get. Call me, I’ll break out my boombox and videotape recorder and we can get this thing done.