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Carrie Underwood’s Hot Legs In Short Shorts

Now that Carrie Underwood is married to that hockey douche, I thought I would completely lose interest in her, but I like hockey and I like hot chicks in short shorts even more so here she is showing off her wedding ring hot legs in a sweet pair of cut offs at the airport the other day. I don’t know, she looks like she could be a security threat, we should probably get her into that machine that can see through clothing…. Just in case.

Blake Lively Gets Me Going… Down There

Blake Lively and I must have something really special going on because I’m willing to put pictures of her up on my site even when she’s not really doing anything and she’s willing to look hot. Here she is on the set of Gossip Girl standing around doing nothing but look sexy and give me strange and wonderful feelings in my no-no spot. Although, it doesn’t really take much to get those feelings going, a nice pair of short shorts or a bumpy ride on the bus have pretty much the same effect on me. It can be quite awkward. Enjoy.

Hayden Panettiere Takes Her Giant For A Walk

Here’s hot little person Hayden Panettiere taking her pet giant for a walk the other day, I’d hate to see the size of the pooper scooper she’s going to need for this monster. Anyhow, I’m not sure I’m sold on her short little haircut, luckily she’s wearing a nice pair of short shorts so I don’t really have to think too much about it. the girl is just cute, there’s no two ways about it, so now that her show has been tanked hopefully she’ll be able to find some work. There are always after school specials to fall back on. more pictures of Hayden Panettiere here

Christina Aguilera’s Sexy Clown Costume

These pictures of Christina Aguilera performing the other day are a little more like it, she still looks kinda like an older Celine Dion , but at least she’s wearing some slutty booty shorts to offset all the clown make up. I’m not a big fan of the pantyhose under the short shorts though, it just seems like a waste of time and energy to me. Don’t be shy princess, let it all hang out. She really needs to change her look, she’s getting a little haggard. Don’t ask me where, but I’ve seen trannys who wear less makeup than this chick. more pictures of Christina Aguilera here

Amanda Seyfried In Her Tiny Short Shorts

Here’s one of my new favorite hotties Amanda Seyfried showing off her sickly pale legs in a pair of little short shorts the other day. She’s been in Hollywood for a little while now, she should know that short shorts are supposed to be worn with high heels and a slutty top not sneakers and a ratty t-shirt. This is just unacceptable. I know that might be a little harsh considering the amount of skin she’s showing, but I expect more from my internet girlfriends. more pictures of Amanda Seyfried here

Carrie Underwood Has Perfect Form

I don’t know about you guys, but when I think of a chick playing softball Carrie Underwood in short shorts isn’t the image that first pops into my head, but that’s exactly what’s happening in these pictures. Obviously this is just some sort of celebrity softball game, but if women’s softball had more hotties like Carrie on the teams it might not have been dumped from the Summer Olympics . I’m not a big fan of the sport, but from what I see here, Carries form is absolutely perfect. more pictures of Carrie Underwood here

Hayden Panettiere’s Disappointing Hotness

I’m not very pleased with Hayden Panettiere’s little boy haircut, she’s four foot nothing, it makes her actually look like a little boy. Not cool. If she’s filming a movie about ladies softball I’ll let it slide this time, but if not there’s no reason for a chick her age to cut her hair this short. Maybe if she was wearing a bikini or a frilly pink dress it wouldn’t be so easy to get this confused. Just a thought.

A Stacy Keibler Reality Show?

I haven’t seen Stacy Keibler in a while and now I hear that she may be filming a reality show. Hopefully these aren’t scenes from that reality show because they’re pretty damn lame. Who’s going to watch this crap if she’s not going to show off her long legs in a pair of booty shorts? Anyhow, hopefully there will be a few scenes that somehow involve a bikini and/or a pillow fight with her hot friends. Fingers crossed.

Vanessa Hudgens Works Her Short Shorts

I wouldn’t say that these are the best pictures I’ve ever seen of a celebrity in short shorts, unless you’re into grainy pictures shot from a distance of a hottie jogging, In which case you’re going to love these. Here’s Vanessa Hugdens out for a jog the other day in her little booty shorts. Sadly we don’t ever get a shot of the little booty so you’ll all have to use your imagination. I’m using mine right now and that thing is spectacular. I don’t know why Audrina Patridge is there oiling it up, but I like it.

Holly Madison Has Perfect Form

I don’t watch a whole lot of bowling unless I’m hungover and need a nap, so I don’t really know the proper technique, but I’m pretty sure that Playboy playmate Holly Madison’s form is absolutely perfect. The arch of her back, the position of her legs and the roundness of her impressive bowling balls just look right to me. It doesn’t hurt that she’s wearing a hot little pair of short shorts and knee high gym socks. I’d like to nail a seven ten split. That was supposed to sound sexual. Enjoy. more pictures of Holly Madison here