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Stacy Keibler Because She’s Awesome

Posted on May 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I just had to post these pictures of Stacy Keibler’s incredible long legs at some event the other night, I’ve admired them for so long that I couldn’t let them go unnoticed. I’ve said it before that if I were ever to be murdered I’d like to be crushed/smothered to death by Stacy’s legs. Actually, this should be a service she provides to horny terminally ill males. I’m going to put that in my living will, just in case. All kidding aside, those things are spectacular. Her face ain’t bad either.

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LeAnn Rimes in some Short Shorts of the Day

Posted on May 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

LeAnn Rimes is fucking ugly but I am using her as a example of what’s to come this summer….and that’s short jean shorts. I am already seeing them everywhere. I’m talking the shortest fucking shorts with half of a bitch’s ass hanging out of the shit. It’s on young teen girls, it’s on everyone, and it is always fucking good even when on garbage bodies like LeAnn Rimes…. I don’t know how she homewrecked her new boyfriend’s house, I don’t know why he’d leave his wife and kids for the motherfucker, but I think it’s safe to assume it was for money, cuz she’s fucking ugly…but at least she’s wearing shorts…. Pics via Bauer

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Pamela Anderson Sure Can Wear A Tight T-Shirt

Posted on May 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anytime I get pictures of Pamela Anderson on the beach, they always bring back good Baywatch memories, so posting these pics of her in her little short shorts was a no brainer for me. The fact that she stuffed her delicious front meat in to a tight t-shirt doesn’t hurt either. I don’t know what she’s doing, but her t-shirt says something about not abusing animals, which I would never do because I’m a good human being. I would however like to abuse those big fake boobies…. With my face.

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Holly Madison’s Latest Career Move

Posted on April 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Hayden Panettiere’s Little Person Short Shorts

Posted on April 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently this weird relationship between little person Hayden Panettiere and the giant is still going on. Here they are walking down the street together standing out more than that giant mole on 80’s R&B singer Aaron Neville’s forehead. I know that’s an obscure reference, but it works so I’m keeping it. Anyhow, Hayden looks good in her little short shorts and booties. I bet Klitschko hangs those things from his rearview mirror when she’s not wearing them. Get it? Because she’s so small… They’re like baby shoes… Alright.

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Anna Friel in Some Little Shorts of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am down with short shorts – I am not so down with weird looking faces – but I can see past that when the bitch with the weird looking face is in short shorts. Just last night I was dying of a hangover on a park bench and this group of young, long legged girls who decided to start working on their bikini bodies in short shorts walked by, I have no idea what their faces looked like, or even if they had an upper body, but I could sketch every line and curve of their asses. I don’t know who this bitch is, but the shorts made her good enough for me…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Lindsay Lohan’s Leg Show

Posted on April 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan’s party girl reputation seems to be alive and well these days, here she is doing her thing a hiked up pair of short shorts and weird heels. I’m not sure I’m down with this style of wearing the short shorts, I may be a traditionalist, but I personally prefer them to be riding bellow the bellybutton and just above the spot where pubic hair would start if women had pubic hair these days…. Which, thanks to those clever Brazilians, most of them don’t. I’m just waiting for this train wreck to crash… All over my sweaty naked body.

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Lindsay Lohan Flashes Her Belly

Posted on April 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that Lindsay Lohan is looking a little ragged, she’s a hot mess after all. Here she is going to or leaving some party flashing her drunk chick belly. So hot. I want to cover it in moisturizer and rub it all over my naked body. That’s not an abnormal thing to say, you should always keep your skin moisturized, especially during the change of season. See that? You’ve learned something today. You’re welcome.

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Cameron Diaz Back To Reality

Posted on March 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After yesterday’s amazing shots of Cameron Diaz on the set of her new movie in a pair of tiny little denim short shorts , showing off her legs and making last nights’ dreams a whole lot more interesting, I have to say that I’m very disappointed in today’s pictures. Here she is with her smoke dangling from her lip like a career stripper who’s been around the block a few dozen times and who’s now been demoted to bartender. Disgusting. I know she’s in her late thirties so I shouldn’t be surprised that every picture isn’t a winner, but come on… The short shorts … Remember? It seems like so long ago now.

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Amber Rose Walks The Streets In Her Short Shorts

Posted on March 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure why I post pictures of Kanye’s weird girlfriend Amber Rose , maybe it’s her healthy blond roots, obviously it’s because she likes to wear her silly futuristic stripper outfits and I like the idea of futuristic strippers. Lady humanoids walking the streets turning space age tricks. Hot stuff. Anyhow, here’s Amber in her little short shorts and 80’s rocker chick jacket strutting her stuff. Where does NASA stand on the humanoid hookers? They better not be keeping that sh#t to themselves.

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