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Miley Cyrus Legs in Leather Shorts of the Day

Posted on March 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus showed off her legs in leather shorts…and no one cared because she turned 18 almost a year ago and that makes her slutty outfits obsolete…cuz at 17, slutty outfits get noticed and perverts get excited but once you’re legal, you gotta whole new level of expectation to live up to, and it usually starts with topless pics and pussy flashes and usually ends with snuff films and everything in between is acceptable…while these pics, possibly hot but I am unable to process them, cuz they didn’t quite make the cut and aren’t quite dirty enough for any 18 year old smut…but I guess if I think hard enough about her incest, slutting out as a youth and giving Disney execs blowjobs, I can make these work for me, but that’s just way too much work for something so insignificant…

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Kelly Osbourne Actually Looks Half Decent

Posted on September 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kelly Osbourne Actually Looks Half Decent

I have to say that I think I’d like to bang Kelly Osbourne … Now I’ve done it, my penis has retreated into my pelvic cavity in anger and disgust. I don’t blame him considering what I just said, but if he’d just take a moment to look at these shots of her new skinny body in a tight dress leaving the E Studios after appearing on Chelsea Handler he might sing a different tune. She’s like a three pinter now, that’s big pints of beer, still not bad considering what she had to work with.

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Ashley Greene And Her Stupid Boyfriend

Posted on September 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Ashley Greene And Her Stupid Boyfriend

I can’t believe hottie Ashley Greene has fallen under the spell of one of the friggin’ Jonas Brothers . What the hell? The guy must be rich and famous or something. Anyhow, Ashley looks amazing as usual and she’s giving us a nice little peek at her booty while she walks away in her shorts so I think I can overlook the fact that she’s cheating on me with this kid. I guess pimples are all the rage these days.

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Blake Lively’s Incredible Bikini Hotness

Posted on May 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m so happy this day has come, it’s like Chanukah in May, finally someone has decided to exploit Blake Lively’s incredible hotness for their own personal gain. Here’s the Gossip Girls hottie in the pages of Vogue magazine wearing various sexy little outfits ranging from bikinis to rubber short shorts. Yes, rubber short shorts! Can you believe it? After spending the last thirteen minutes looking at these pictures I wish my shorts were rubber. Gross.

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Fergie’s Futuristic Cleavage

Posted on April 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Fergie showing off her cleavage and booty in her futuristic outfit. All I know is if girls are going to be dressed like this in the year 3000, freeze my body now and thaw me later.

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Kourtney Sports Some Shorts

Posted on April 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We know you’re a mom, but that doesn’t mean you have to dress like one. Kourtney Kardashian was spotted in

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Rachel Bilson Pumps Gas of the Day

Posted on April 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have a feeling that part of Rachel Bilson wants to turn that gas pump on herself, shove in it her pussy and light the shit on fire as a punishment for commiting herself to that loser from Star Wars who has kidnapped and brainwashed her, forcing her to have no fun and in turn the scars would force him to have no fun, cuz a wife with a burnt up pussy is a wife who doesn’t like getting fucked…. I have a feeling she’s breaking free from his wrath and is slowly giving into her slut instinct by trying to wear hoisery….she just needs to loose the stupid shorts… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Beyonce Shows Off Her Ugly Legs of the Day

Posted on April 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jay-Z goes to be at night knowing that he is Jay-Z, one of the biggest and most successful people in rap music, but yet he still wakes up next to Beyonce, a bitch he must have married on a whim, cuz he thought she was this talented, super famous black chick who wasn’t using him for his money, before realizing he was involved with a cunt princess diva who can’t wipe her own ass, when he could have just ended up with a groupie bitch who was far hotter, far more loyal, and willing to do anything and everything he wants her too, because no only is she hooked on him, but also hooked onto the lifestyle he provides and won’t fuck that up for anything. He’d have a hell of a lot less headaches….but since I don’t trust anything in entertainment, I can only assume their relationship is strictly for PR. Hollywood is all lies….. But what isn’t a lie, is that I hate Beyonce. She looks like a cunt and she has a cunt I am not into wanting to fuck and seeing her in her little shorts reminds me of how she’s got nothing hot about her…probably the same reason all her fans are girls or homos…. Pics via Bauer

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Christina Aguilera is a Cocktease in Shorts of the Day

Posted on March 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christina Aguilera is a cocktease. Not only did she get married young and have a baby young, killing our fantasies early on, before she got old and tired and we had no choice by to kill our fantasies ourselves, in some kind of jerking off suicide…but also in releasing her new single…from her new album…. On Her Website she was advertising a new song was going to drop and there was a countdown…when the countdown hit zero…they released the lyrics to the fucking song…and no song…that’s some bait and switch shit if I’ve ever seen one…What the fuck can you do with lyrics..but I guess it involves her fans spending the next 20 hours trying to figure out the melody of the song on their own or some shit and posting it on youtube or some shit… Now, I’m not a fan of much other than her tits and the fact that I thought I’d bang her at least once before I die, but that marketing lie would seriously piss me off…If I was sitting here at the computer waiting for the, you can’t fucking trick me like that…It reminds me of when girls promise me nudes and send me a pic of a naked old lady after I invest hours in making them feel pretty…and that makes me fucking angry…. Here are some pics of her with stupid hair and a stupid outfit showing off some leg….and in 20 hours we can all cry masturbating to her angelic voice in shitty pop song format again…good times… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Jessica Alba in Some Shorts of the Day

Posted on March 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba has the ablility to make short demin shorts boring as fuck because making things boring seems to be her mission in life. It’s like we all want to see the bitch naked, even after her pregnancy, but we can’t manage sitting through the shitty movies, or go through the shitty pictures that make up her life….she always looks miserable and I guess it all stems from being the “hot chick” who doesn’t want to be the “hot chick” until she realizes she has no fucking money and has to go back to work and will be forced to realize that her only talent she has is that her mexican pussy can trap men, and she’ll be thrown back into a fuckin’ bikini where she was meant to be before she went of course thanks the love… Pics via Fame

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