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Hilary Duff’s Engaged and Wearing Little Shorts of the Day

Engaged, Fatter, loser with stupid hair, who dresses like the good days of team initiation aka the sexual peak of his life, where broom’s in his ass were reality and not just something he jerks off to. I don’t really keep up on Hilary Duff news, since I cancelled my membership to her fan club when she turned 18, or as I like to call it, irrelevant. I do know that she’s a little fatter, a lot more used up and apparently engaged to be married to some asshole hockey player that has turned her into the puck slut that gets passed around the locker room that she always wanted to be. Hey, this is team sports and nothing gets between the team, unless it’s a willing slut who doesn’t mind a dick in her mouth, ass and hands, while the rest of the guys are jerking off to the performance, but that’s all for team building and you know what, Hilary Duff was born for this…… Either way, her future husband’s a fucking joke with stupid hair who I guess is ready to claim her as his own, since the good days of team initiation, also knows as his sexual peak, where brooms in his ass were reality and not just something he jerks off to, is over and it’s time to settle the fuck down…. I’m diggin’ her little shorts and swollen, possibly pregnant or just on her period, or just wearing a good bra tits. Pics via Bauer

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Choosing the Right Bicycle Seat

When you are picking out a new bike seat, it's a smart idea to choose a color that won't make it look like you've got a boner hanging out of your shorts.

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Pixie Lott Showing Off Leg in Some Gay Biker Shorts of the Day

I don’t know who Pixie Lott is but apparently she’s got legs and wears leather shorts like some kind of gay biker ready to rape me in a back alley when I accidentally walk into the wrong bar in the wrong part of town….not that gay bikers really find me all that pretty…but if you get a gay biker on a bad day…it doesn’t really matter how unattractive you are…they just have the taste for ass no matter who that ass belongs to…it’s really a lot like prison….so I guess Pixie Lott brings out a lot of dark memories for me and I should hate her for that…which I guess I do…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Amber Valetta Crawling in Short Shorts for Gamer of the Day

I have no idea what this raver shit is because I don’t really go out of my way to watch a movies called Gamer, especially when they aren’t in theaters yet, but in one of those never judge a book by its cover, shit looks fucking hysterical…..Amber Valetta is some model I’ve never heard of but who has a nice ass and this bitch is wearing a pair of little silver underwear and getting her pussy grabbed by some dude wearing a pig nose, then she’s walking around in a pair of serious ass exposing boy shorts where she crawls around on all fours before a motherfucker starts humping her leg and the whole thing is genius…..and that’s all I have to say about that….

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Wrangler Really Tiny Jean Shorts

Wrangler Really Tiny Jean Shorts 1:37 Brett Favre for Real, Comfortable, Really Tiny Jean Shorts. Submitted by: themidnightshow) Kinda Cute Keywords: football commercial nfl packers vikings jets parody ucb brett favre wrangler jeans shorts midnight show impression impersonation Views: 3,305 Continue reading

George Clooney Pussy in Shorts of the Day

Sometimes it feels good to jerk off to other people’s women. You know hitting facebook and hunting down your friends’ wives and girlfriends in their bikinis, wondering why you are all alone, but they scored this hot piece of ass, making you feel like a loser, usually after you’ve already cum and the guilt sets in, making you unable to look either of them in the eyes next time they invite you over for a dinner party or whatever the fuck you and your friends do. That satisfaction and shame is not as exhilerating when the bitch belongs to some celebrity named most eligible bachelor, but I don’t have any friends who have wives or girlfriends and even if I did, they’d probably get mad if I posted the nude pics they send me secretly cuz I know the right way to ask, but George Clooney on the other hand appreciates the publicity because the only reason he is dating her is becuase he owns her and believes that her acting career will make him a lot of money and this whole dating shit is just a front to get her in the tabloids.

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Wheelbarrow Race Champions

Wheelbarrow Race Champions 0:21 After practicing all summer, they finally won the most important championship in the world. Submitted by: thathappened) Kinda Cute Keywords: wheelbarrow race wheelbarrow race championship high school gym Views: 152 Continue reading

Hanging up the phone

Hanging up the phone 2:27 This is how real men hang up the phone. None of this pushing a button and putting it back in your pocket nonsense Continue reading

Shenae Grimes Emotionally Eats Cuz She’s a Nobody of the Day

Shenae Grimes is the kind of girl who leaves her small town Canada town behind when she got her first big American job, you know who basically gives everyone she knows the big fuck you, I’ll see you at the Oscars cuz these producers of the shittiest show on TV think I’m fucking awesome, and never talks to any of her old friends again. She lets the “fame” get to her head, the ego get inflated and the delusions that this is just going to pave the way to an long lasting career in life changing movies, when in reality, she’s just got a well paying shitty fucking gig that will lead to a drug addiction when she crawls back to Canada and all her old friends after spending all her money and realizing she is unable to land another paying job without sucking dick on camera…. I have a feeling the tough times are on their way, because here she is emotionally eating like most failures do to get thru the hard times and she doesn’t even look hot in her fall from her peak….

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Audrina Patridge Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

Audrina was out showing off her stalky whore legs and everyone danced in excitement and by everyone, I mean no one, because even her biggest fans think she’s a waste of fucking space nobody and her only fans are her parents. That’s why they gave her breast implants, because they figured it may open up some doors for her that otherwise would never open, like a career stripping or high class escorting, cuz they couldn’t support her forever. so technically they don’t even count… Pics via Fame

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