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Elle Brittain by Cameron Hammond of the Day

Elle Brittain is amazing, and not just because she got mad at me for doing a post on her declaring my love for the world of low level instagram models…because it allows people like me to find gems like this…which I think was pretty nice of me..it’s saying “Hey check out Elle Brittain, she’s a fucking nobody, but she gets naked for free and may become a somebody, because she’s fucking hot”….right… I probably went into a bit more detail about how I wanted to taste her unshowered asshole, as I do…but I just see that as flirting…with no need to get mad…we’re all in this together and let’s do this together…you know a rat race where the odds are against us…or at least let me watch while you do it…because I’m lazy…. The point of the story is that I want to eat her unshowered ass, because she’s perfect, going places, the next Emrata, which isn’t saying much more than “she has good tits and really doesn’t need any talent beyond that…because the world likes good tits…”… I love Elle Brittain…and I don’t care how much she hates me….I want to be the Monkey on her Shoulder…or eating her ass while she’s sleeping…cuz that’s the only way I’ll really ever feel or find love… The post Elle Brittain by Cameron Hammond of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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AnnaSophia Robb Over the Shoulder Butt Shot of the Day

This isn’t an official AnnaSophia Robb over the shoulder butt shot, because she had a friend taking the pic, that’s cheating but it has the same effect, where that I can see how round her little acting ass is, but I already knew what her little acting ass looked like, thanks to playing a one armed surfer in some religious after school special that apparently had a theatrical run, but was pretty fucking low budget, but nothing wrong with low budget when Jack Nicholson’s daughter and this one, play bikini wearing surf sluts in bikinis… What this doesn’t explain is why her name is so fucking stupid…but what is in a name when looking at an ass in a bikini.. That said, to demonstrate how I feel about surf sluts -> Here’s Anastasia Ashley… A video posted by Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) on Aug 27, 2015 at 9:11pm PDT The post AnnaSophia Robb Over the Shoulder Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gia Marie Is An InstaBabe You Should Know

If today’s InstaBabe Gia Marie looks familiar, but you can’t seem to remember where you recognize her from (or you’re just pretending not to, because your boss or girlfriend is standing over your shoulder), here’s a quick reminder: she was Playboy’s Playmate of the Month back in November 2014. So until you can get home and officially refresh your memory, here’s something a little more SFW to tide you over for now. You’re welcome. » view all 16 photos

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Kylie Jenner Old Enough to be a Tranny Hooker Tit of the Day

I don’t think giving Kylie Jenner attention really contributes to her relevance or success… My site is too insignificant for that….it’s like in 11 years of doing it, three people I’ve ever spoken to have heard of it…depressing if you really think about how many posts I’ve done, but understandable when the posts are the drivel that doesn’t matter like this… I can’t take on a Jenner and make the world hate them, the world already hates them, but still follow and love their shit…and I am going to assume it is because most social media, at least Vine and Instagram is dominated by 12 year old girls and not adults with better shit to todo… So posting these idiots doesn’t matter, they aren’t that hot, but if they post a tit, or a side tit hours after being fucked by her big black dicked older boyfriend…like she was a gutter porn slut…who I assume takes it up the ass because it’s her only orifice…testicles aren’t a vagina…no matter what her dad and girl obsessed family tell her… Here’s Kendall Jenner’s Over the Shoulder Ass Shot…because where there is one Kylie, there’s another one close by to get the tail end of the media attention…. The post Kylie Jenner Old Enough to be a Tranny Hooker Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shawn Dillon Is A Hottie You Need To Know

This is the first I’m hearing of Shawn Dillon , but this bikini babe definitely knows how to make one hell of a first impression. According to my research, Shawn was Playboy ‘s Miss February 2013, and if I know my readers, that means at least a few of you perverts have seen her before. But in case your wife, girlfriend or boss is looking over your shoulder, feel free to pretend otherwise and enjoy.

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Shawn Dillon Is A Hottie You Need To Know

This is the first I’m hearing of Shawn Dillon , but this bikini babe definitely knows how to make one hell of a first impression. According to my research, Shawn was Playboy ‘s Miss February 2013, and if I know my readers, that means at least a few of you perverts have seen her before. But in case your wife, girlfriend or boss is looking over your shoulder, feel free to pretend otherwise and enjoy.

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When A Rich Ninja Wants Ya…. Leonardo DiCaprio Flies In 30 Beautiful Beckys To Party With Him In Brazil!

Must be very nice … Leonardo DiCaprio Flies In 30 Women To Party With Him In Brazil Leonardo DiCaprio was joined by 80 women for a party at Pacha nightclub in Buzios, Brazil. He’s only in Brazil as a spectator but Leonardo DiCaprio has scored – FIFTY times. The Hollywood playboy, partied with 50 women in Buzios. Thirty were flown in specially, put up in a swanky hotel and fed and watered all at his expense – how very generous. The other 20 live in the wealthy tourist resort which is 100 miles east of capital Rio. The single actor, 39 – who has been dating lingerie model Toni Garrn for a year – hired out Pacha nightclub for his lady-filled bash after checking out Brazil’s opening match against Croatia. Our source says: “Leo had bottles and bottles of Dom Perignon champagne going around. “He really had gone all out on it and spared no expense. It was a really lavish party. “Some of the girls taught him a dance to Valesca Popozuda’s hit Bejinho no Ombro – Little Kiss on the Shoulder – and he loved it so much he kept asking the DJ to play it again and again. “He didn’t really cosy up to any one girl in particular. He was really sociable and kept wandering from one woman to the next. “He seemed keen to have a good time with all of them. “At 4am he took some pals back to his borrowed £400million superyacht which was anchored nearby.” Leo’s luxury liner has eight floors, three pools and two helipads – just the two. Among guests were former Brazilian Big Brother star Marien Carretero and Playboy model Mari Silvestre. Leo has also been hanging out with Fugees rapper Pras Michel. The Wolf of the World Cup, then… Paramount Pictures/Lollipop

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Army Wives Canceled, Lifetime Announces Two-Hour Retrospective for 2014

Lifetime has pulled the plug on its longest-running series. The network announced today that Army Wives will not return with new episodes, canceling the drama after seven very successful seasons. A 120-minute retrospective will air some time in 2014. Said Rob Sharenow, Executive Vice President and General Manager of Lifetime, via statement: “There is no denying how special Army Wives has been to both Lifetime and the television landscape.  By taking on a very relevant and timely issue, it has brilliantly captured the challenges our military families endure and the bravery they and their loved ones display while serving our country. “It has been an honor to be the home of Army Wives.  We also want to thank Army Wives’ passionate legion of fans and everyone involved with the series: ABC Studios, Mark Gordon and Jeff Melvoin, Tanya Biank, every single cast member, as well as the crew and community of Charleston, South Carolina.  Without their dedication, effort and loyalty, Army Wives’ seven wonderful seasons would not have been possible; and for that we are very grateful.” The series received many accolades, during its run, including a pair of Gracie Awards from the Alliance for Women in Media, a Sentinel for Health Award from the USC Annenberg School for Communication and Journalism’s Norman Lear Center, as well as an NAACP Image Award, NAMIC Award and Prism Award nominations.

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Miley Cyrus Rolling Stone Tattoo: Awesome or Awful?

Miley Cyrus is topless in the latest issue of Rolling Stone , placing folded arms up over most of her breasts. But the singer has now exposed her bare feet bottoms on Twitter – and the result is even more shocking than this racy cover image: she has tattoos of the words “Rolling $tone” down there. For real! The 20-year old took magazine editor Josh Eells with her to get the ink done and tells the magazine that she got inspiration for the idea when trying to come up with something “fun” for the pair to do. “I thought about going to play laser tag,” she says. “But laser tag sucks. And we could have gone bowling, but what are we, 90?” And in case you find this odd, Miley has two words for you: Stephen Baldwin. “He said he was my biggest fan, and I told him my biggest fans have tattoos,” Cyrus says in the publication’s cover story. “So he got hm tattooed on his shoulder. People do f–ked-up shit.” It’s true. Like swinging around naked on a wrecking ball . What do you think of Miley’s latest tattoo?   Awesome! Awful! Just… why?!? View Poll »

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Jaclyn Swedberg Belongs In A Bikini

Here’s former 2012 Playboy Playmate of the Year and up-and-coming model Jaclyn Swedberg in her second straight awesome bikini photoshoot . I know it might be weird for some of you to be seeing Jaclyn wearing so much clothing, but in case your girlfriend or boss is reading over your shoulder, stop nodding like an idiot and start pretending that this is the first you’re ever hearing of her. And hopefully it won’t be the last. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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