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Jessica Simpson Gets A New Hairdo

I thought Twitter was supposed to be a safe haven for attention seeking chicks who want to show off their boobs on the internet without doing porn, I guess it’s broken today because I don’t know what the hell is going on with this picture. Here’s Jessica Simpson getting some rotten clown hairdo I don’t understand, I guess I’m just not that fashion forward, but this crap looks like something you keep your pet guinea pig in. Show us your boobs and be done with it.

Friday Box Office: Harry Potter Rakes In The Holiday Cash

As turkeys across the country begin their slow exit from protective custody and millions of doughy housewives proudly show off their flatscreen TVs purchased for only $299, the holiday box office has a clear winner, a strong upstart, and then a couple of real turkeys. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1 continued its glorious reign at number one, while Tangled (gag me with that cruddy title) is making a strong go at number two. But if you were Cher, a boner pill-pushing Jake Gyllenhaal or the Rock, it was a Black Friday indeed for you. Your Friday box office is here.

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Nicole Richie’s Mom Nipple Cheating in a Bikini of the Day

I have a pretty deep rooted hatred for Good Charlotte sisters. I am really not sure where that problem started or why, because they hit the music scene long after I knew what a music scene was, cuz I was not a teenage girl – and I was nottrying to sleep with one….and even if I was, I would have avoided their mainstream smut as hard as I could…. For some reason, their suburban punk with their strategic tattoos, and the fact that I was convinced they used to fuck each other cuz they felt it was just next level twin masturbation, used to really irritate me….for no reason other than they fucking sucked… I also have a pretty deep rooted hatred for Nicole Richie. Not only is she a worthless unwanted baby of some groupie trash who pawned her off to live the good life with Lionel, but she’s also a rude little cunt. She killed DJ AM, she blocked me on twitter, she used to have no sense of humor when I’d prank call her, and she just fucking sucks….She’s a troll, she’s not hot, she’s not interesting, she does nothing with her privileged life but waste space….she just fucking sucks…. So when I heard she was in Mexico with a new man, I was happy, because it meant maybe Good Charlotte will kill himself for his failure as a dad….but then realized that I hate her equally and can only hope before Good Charlotte kills himself, he brings her down too…only to discover she’s with Sam Ronson, another crackhead who totally turned on me after she used to text me all the time for press and call me up to hang when she was in Montreal…..adding a third layer to this ugly, irrelevant, rich kids who don’t do anything important, love triangle, that I hope also ends in bloodshed….. But she was in her bikini, and I do see her mom nipple I doubt her kid sucked on….cuz that’s too much work for Nicole Richie’s laziness…these people are all fucking trash…I hate giving them attention that makes them feel relevant… To see more shitty pics of Nicole Richie’s shitty body in a shitty bikini cuz she’s shitty…Follow this link GO

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Eva Padberg Topless in German Cosmo’s Sex and Art Issue of the Day

Germans are pretty hard people….at least the German’s I have met…They are known for inventing scat and are leaders in Dominatrix, S & M and pretty much all things angry and fucked up in sex porn. Maybe it is because this is a nation of people who mass slaughtered millions of people just 65 years ago, making the fact that they like some violence in their fuck almost expected…no matter how hard you want to pretend shit was an accident, or didn’t happen, or isn’t representative of Germany…it is still enough proof for me to say that Germans are into some pretty fucked up shit… That said, German Cosmo did an S & M themed shoot and it was alright by me, not cuz I am into S&M, but I am into fashion turned into porn, mainly because I get to see bitches like this show off their tits….when they otherwise wouldn’t….

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Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Know I Love Them

Ever since I first laid eyes on Christina Hendricks’ massive breasts , I’ve had a really hard time getting them out of my mind. Especially at night when I’m lying in bed trying to fall asleep, I count them floating by on clouds of whipped cream. It’s awesome. So even when she decides to stuff them into a dress that doesn’t really show off their potential, I post pictures of them, because I want them to know that I’m thinking about them and I miss them and that they can do no wrong in my eyes. Oh, and I’d love to see them in a bikini some time. Make it happen.

Kardashian Klothing Line: Konfirmed!

Do you wanna look like THIS ? If so, you’re in luck: Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian have confirmed that they will partner with Australian designer Bruno Schiavi’s Jupi Corp. to create a line of clothing. It will debut early next year and include accessories, lingerie, swimwear and shoes. “We obviously waited on a big partnership like this for a long time because we’ve had so many different offers and we wanted to make sure that we had a huge say in the design and that our personalities would come through,” Kim said. Their personalities would come through? Does this mean all outfits inspired by Kim will resemble a robot? These sisters own a pair of Dash clothing stores in California and Miami (though THG reporting proves the Florida establishment is rarely actually open for business) and also designed a fall line for Bebe this year. The new collection will hit major retail stores in 17 countries in 2011 and be comprised of pieces that flatter all body types, including ugly one-shoulder dresses , jumpsuits, blazers and leggings. “All three of us have similar bones, but we have different shapes and sizes,” Khloe said. “I’m tall, Kim is curvy and Kourtney is petite – and we know how to dress up our best assets.” Translation: they show off their big breasts a lot.

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Dita Von Teese Shitty Tits Don’t Distract from her Clown Face of the Day

Dita Von Teese is a fucking scam. Girls this ugly can’t tease me…I know they are fucking bullshit. She is ugly as fuck. She knows it but she wanted male attention, so she created a character on the internet before the internet had good looking girls, a character who was some 1940’s burlesque dancer / pin-up girl cuz it was popular for fat chicks to be into that shit at the time and it landed her in Playboy and then into the mainstream…where she makes millions doing these stage shows that are better off left dead like the bitches who actually created the shit so many years ago. It is dated. It is lesbionic and gothic. They don’t show pussy, even though she was in dyke porn before her fame hit and I fucking hate it and everything it stands for….mainly because I hate ugly chicks, with freakish bird faces…even when they show off their stupid tits to distract us. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Selita Ebanks Showing Off Her Model Tits of the Day

There’s nothing like seeing a seeing a Victoria’s Secret model showing off her tits in her everyday life, oh wait there is and it’s when they show off their whole bodies when they are half naked at working. Seeing her walking around reminds me of seeing a stripper in her everyday clothes. Sure, her ass looks good in her spandex pants and I know she’s a whore, but I’d rather just wait to see her a few hours later spreading her pussy on stage…if you know what I mean….but I guess these tits did make her a lot of money and took her out of the porjects and should be celebrated even though everytime she eats at a fancy restaurant or lives the good life, she is pretty much celebrating the shit…either way, here they are. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Rihanna’s Showing Off Her Body of the Day

I am convinced that the end is near for Rihanna. I have no real proof for this but there was a time I was a fan of hers, I was in her corner and actually thought she was kinda hot, but that was before I realized she was a cry baby psycho girlfriend who sells out her man for strangling her, even though I’m pretty sure she strangled herself and just told the cops that he did it, pretty much ruining his career, while keeping her in the media….then I started seeing her for what she actually was, a cunt….who couldn’t sing and was all a product of marketing who needed to be sent back to her shanty to mull over what she had fucking done…. But I guess as long as she wears these kinds of outfits people will keep talking about her, because we’re all perverts and we like girls who show off their body parts…so the end may not be here…but let’s hope she’s starting to feel it cuz that will just make her try harder…. Pics via Fame

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Match Made In Motorcycle Heaven

Pink and Carey Hart show off their similar senses of style, arriving to Sunset Restaurant in Malibu with helmets, shades and plaid button-down shirts. We’re so glad to see the couple back together… Their coordinating digs aren’t the least bit annoying.

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Match Made In Motorcycle Heaven