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Jessica Simpson’s Hotness Returns!

Jessica Simpson ‘s hotness comeback took a brief hiatus these past couple months, but not to worry, because it’s back again thanks to these shots of her at some charity benefit event from over the weekend. Although if Jessica really wanted to do some good, she would’ve pulled that zipper down a few inches, or preferably a few feet. Because nothing makes me want to reach for my wallet more than a peek at Jessica’s cleavage. It’s what’s made her such a great spokesmodel all these years. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Jessica Simpson’s Sexy Swimsuit Collection

I’ve been celebrating Jessica Simpson ‘s hotness comeback on the site a lot these last couple months, but I think this might be her best yet. Because here she is modeling her new swimsuit collection and busting out in a big way. I just hope this means we’re only a few weeks away from getting some Jessica bikini pictures too. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go do some more celebrating of this momentous occasion in private.

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Finally, Jessica Simpson Busts Out The Cleavage!

It’s not too often that we get to see Jessica Simpson ‘s funbags around here anymore. I guess now that she’s had her second kid, she’s got more important things to do, like “mothering her children” or whatever. But us perverts need a little love and attention too every once in a while, and I was glad to see Jessica brought out some of her massive cleavage for old times sake. Let’s just hope she starts doing this more often to reward her loyal male fans for sticking with her through all these years. After all, Jessica owes her entire career to us. Photos: WENN.com

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Jessica Simpson Is Still A Hot Piece

I don’t do as many posts on Jessica Simpson anymore, but once upon a time, she used to be a regular feature on the site. Don’t get me wrong, I still think she’s super hot, she just doesn’t bust out those giant funbags of hers as much as she used to. I guess now that she has two kids, she’s dressing more conservative. But how about a few cleavage shots for old times’ sake? Forget autograph signings or Twitter, that’s how Jessica’s really going to re-connect with us loyal fans. » view all 23 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Jessica Simpson is Boxy Christmas Mom of the Day

I kinda like how with the birth of her two kids, an eating disorder that involves overeating Texas BBQ, Jessica Simpson has the ability to look like a white trash mom in her 40s at her office Christmas party in her best dress she picked up at Sears for the occasion… It’s like a Christmas miracle or some shit, that a mom could look like a mom…showing off some cleavage to distract from the fact she has no neck, probably harnessed into straps and shit…and the whole thing just reminds me how old I am, because there was a time Jessica Simpson was a serious babe…that time..has come and gone…but with every negative there is a positive, and in this case, the positive is new pussy that has replaced her…thank god for that…cuz she’s done. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jessica Simpson Tongue Action

If you would have told me 8 years ago that Jessica Simpson would own a huge fashion empire, I would have laughed right in your face, but here she is promoting her new line of clothes, shoes, handbags and other crap while sticking her tongue out as if she’s telling me I told you so. I can admit when I am wrong. It’s not very often, but now that I have, it’s time for Jessica to start busting out the cleavage again because her male fans need a little attention too. Sure we don’t spend money on her crap, but we can convince our girlfriends and wives to buy it.

Jessica Simpson Gives A Tug And Exposes Massive Cleavage!

Let this be a lesson to all the other celebrity moms out there: this is how you solidify your MILF status. Because here’s Jessica Simpson making the most out of her post-baby cleavage by tugging her shirt down to make sure the paparazzi get a good shot. If you ask me, it would’ve been even better if she’d tugged it down just a couple more inches, but even so, I don’t think I’ve ever been more jealous of a newborn before. I’d trade my neck control in a minute if it meant getting to stuff my face in between those things. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Family Affairs: Kris Jenner Hooks Lamar Odom Up With OJ Simpson Lawyer Robert Shapiro To Rep Him In DUI Case!

If Shapiro can get OJ off, this should be a breeze OJ Lawyer Robert Shapiro Will Rep Lamar Odom In His DUI Case According to TMZ reports : Lamar Odom needs some legal firepower after his DUI arrest, and its OJ Simpson’s lawyer Robert Shapiro to the rescue … TMZ has learned. Lamar has hired Shapiro in what promises to be a sticky situation. TMZ broke the story … Lamar was popped early Friday AM on the 101 Freeway … and cops believe he was under the influence of both drugs and booze. Shapiro is known for plea bargaining. These cases are pretty standard — he’ll probably plead no contest to one count of DUI and get probation. He’ll also be required to attend an alcohol ed class. And, since he refused to submit to a blood-alcohol test, he’ll automatically get his driver’s license yanked for 1 year. No getting around that. This has Kris Jenner’s paw prints all over it. She’s used Shapiro for other legal messes in the past — most recently Robert Kardashian Jr.’s criminal battery and theft case. Ironically, Kris’ ex-hubby, the late Robert Kardashian, repped OJ Simpson along with Shapiro. Kris was best friends with Nicole Brown Simpson and felt OJ was guilty as sin. Put down the bottle and the pipe, Lammy. Image via WENN Continue reading

Still Swirling: Evan Ross And Ashlee Simpson Are Becoming Quite The Little Family

Evan Ross and Ashlee Simpson are still going strong despite some rumored disapproval from their families . The couple were spotted hanging with Ashlee’s son at a friends house in Venice beach. Hope the kid wasn’t around when Evan and his friend decided to smoke sumthin. Evan reported brought Ashlee to his mom’s Hollywood Bowl concert this week as well, where he made his own appearance. Way to work it out guys! AKM-GSI/Instagram Continue reading

Still Swirling: Evan Ross And Ashlee Simpson Are Becoming Quite The Little Family

Evan Ross and Ashlee Simpson are still going strong despite some rumored disapproval from their families . The couple were spotted hanging with Ashlee’s son at a friends house in Venice beach. Hope the kid wasn’t around when Evan and his friend decided to smoke sumthin. Evan reported brought Ashlee to his mom’s Hollywood Bowl concert this week as well, where he made his own appearance. Way to work it out guys! AKM-GSI/Instagram Continue reading