The world cup is probably still going on, I don’t pay attention to that nonsense, soccer is pretty fucking dainty and sports in general are horrible, so I can’t understand why or how it is popular… The world cup is probably still going on, I don’t pay attention to that nonsense, soccer is pretty fucking dainty and sports in general are horrible, so I can’t understand why or how it is popular… Someone told me because it is nations against each other, to which I said, if a quick step dance battle is what determines a countries greatness, why isn’t tap dancing more popular, because that shit is just as gay. The only good thing about soccer is the wives in the UK who bed these guys and trap them i marriage and pregnancy…because they all look like hookers…and I’d hate to imply they are…especially when looking at them in bikinis… Her name is Alex Gerrard, she’s in a bikini, and her husband probably just gave her AIDS as a souvenir from Brazil… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I guess Jessica Simpson is getting married for the second time this weekend, because the parazzi said she’s getting ready for her wedding, something I don’t give a fuck about, her middle american retard fan base may give a fuck about because they are the ones who buy her clothes, make her a billionaire, and know it is unchristian for all these out of wedlock babies…but jesus makes them forgiving… I am more interested in the fact that thanks to taking charge of her life, she looks like a hot young hipster I’d like to groom the bush with my mouth on…and not a fat trailer park mom and I like it. I guess it’s not too late for this one…or any of you fat 30 year olds…just put the fucking cake down and sort it out… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Jessica Simpson was trying to avoid the paparazzi the other day, so she decided to take advantage of the erotic pose of her in dress with her tits busting out, and pose for her husband and baby daddy, we like to call “Lottery Winner”… I guess a slimmed down Jessica Simpson is still hot enough to look at when busting out of her dress, if you can see past the fact that her dumb as shit brain you all laughed at is worth over a billion dollars thanks to middle of the road fashions at K-Mart…making her smarter than any of you…which is something that people have killed themselves for less depressing and disappointing facts…. In fascinating “Simpson” news…Ashlee Simpson has no ass …which is convenient because it mateches her career. Life in the shadow of her half retard sister..To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
If you’re already wondering how you’ll get your sexy vampire fix after True Blood’s final season comes to a close this summer, worry not: Sookie Stackhouse and company may be Broadway-bound. True Blood creator Alan Ball is reportedly working with HBO and composer Nathan Barr to produce a musical version of the beloved HBO series. Of course, in order to really stay true to the spirit of Bon Temps, the show would have to be a strictly 18-and-older affair. “This was something that I pitched to Alan Ball and HBO,” said Barr at a recent season seven premiere party. “I think we’re really trying to return to the roots of the show.” In other words, don’t expect all of your favorite vamps, werewolves, and telepathic fairies to appear on stage, as the musical will focus mainly on the beginning stages of Sookie’s story. Still, it’s exciting news for diehard True Blood fans…or just folks who want to see naked people on stage, but can’t bring themselves to go to a strip club. No word on whether any of the series’ cast members will make the transition to Broadway, but at least one star seems to be interested: Stephen Moyer performed with Carrie Underwood in NBC’s The Sound of Music and says he helped Barr prepare sample musical numbers to present to HBO. If you can’t wait for the musical version, watch True Blood online at TV Fanatic. True Blood: 7 Sex and Violence Highlights! 1. Bill and Sookie: True Blood’s Sexiest Couple Bill and Sookie from True Blood. The actors who portray them – Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin – are married in real life.
O.J. Simpson’s longtime associate and former manager Norman Pardo says the disgraced NFL star got a raw deal, particularly involving If I Did It . He spoke out again Tuesday, on the 20th anniversary of Simpson’s infamous arrest for the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman. Pardo claims O.J. didn’t write the controversial book If I Did It , the 2006 tome which explores how Simpson would’ve hypothetically probably killed people . If he did it, that is. If. Personally, we feel that this alternate title and cover (above right) would have been more appropriate under the circumstances, but alas, we digress. According to Pardo, Simpson agreed to claim authorship of If I Did It after being promised a $600,000 payout by NewsCorp and its subsidiary ReganBooks. “I remember when that book was coming out. O.J. called me. He said, ‘Here’s the deal,’ because it was in the news that he was going to do an interview.” “I said, ‘O.J., don’t do it, it’s stupid.’ He said, ‘Hey, they offered me $600,000 not to dispute that I [wrote] the book.’ He said, ‘That’s cash.'” “I said, ‘They’re going to think you wrote it.’ He said, ‘So?'” “‘Everybody thinks I’m a murderer anyway,'” the Juice reportedly told Pardo then. “‘They’re not going to change their mind just because of a book.'” Amid public outcry, the project was yanked, and in 2007, the family of Ron Goldman acquired its rights to satisfy the 1997 wrongful death suit against O.J. So what creep was actually behind the words in If I Did It? “A ghostwriter for [the book’s publisher] wrote the book. [O.J.] was going to do an interview to say, ‘ I wrote the book , blah blah blah,’ and they give him money,” Pardo said. O.J.’s right about one thing in that people do believe he probably killed people – exonerated in the eyes of his Lord as he may be (in his warped mind). That book? Not exactly a positive PR move, however. 15 Celebrities Who May Have Killed People 1. O.J. Simpson O.J. Simpson was arrested for the murder of his wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and Ronald Goldman, leading to the trial of the century in 1994-95.
So I think I must’ve missed the part when Nicole Scherzinger moved to London full-time. Because here she is giving the British paparazzi a few nice booty shots on her way out of some restaurant, and I’m having trouble remembering the last time we saw Nicole bring this white-hot booty show of hers back to the US. Which I guess is OK, as long as we keep getting copies of the pictures and a hot British reality star of our own in return. So how does this whole foreign hottie exchange program work? Because I’d be more than happy to put a busty Brit up in my mom’s basement for the summer. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
I don’t know where Jessica Simpson keeps going on all these trips of hers, but it seems like we’re constantly seeing her heading either to or from the airport lately. I figure one of these days, we’ve got to luck out and it’ll be for a beach vacation or something. But until then, we’re just going to have to make do with pictures like these, where I’m forced to focus on the fact that her lips are looking bigger, as opposed to whether or not her funbags and/or booty are looking a few sizes bigger too. So c’mon Jessica, give me something I can work with here. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
I don’t know where Jessica Simpson keeps going on all these trips of hers, but it seems like we’re constantly seeing her heading either to or from the airport lately. I figure one of these days, we’ve got to luck out and it’ll be for a beach vacation or something. But until then, we’re just going to have to make do with pictures like these, where I’m forced to focus on the fact that her lips are looking bigger, as opposed to whether or not her funbags and/or booty are looking a few sizes bigger too. So c’mon Jessica, give me something I can work with here. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Since I’m pretty sure that you guys like finding new bikini hotties to drool over almost as much as I do, here’s a new one for you: Sheridyn Fisher . I didn’t know too much about the Aussie hottie, but according to her Twitter , she’s a model and actress, runs her own bikini company, and is an “animal lover, earth child, soccer player, sci-fi geek & movie buff.” Which is great and all, but I’m pretty sure that list is missing something: “blogger’s girlfriend.” Luckily, I think I can help.
