I know I’ve already did a post on Jessica Simpson just yesterday, but these came out and obviously when she exposes her awesome lady lumps, it’s news and must be reported. So enjoy. » view all 20 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com
It’s been a while since I’ve done a post on Jessica Simpson , and the bad news is that Jessica got married (again). The good news, though, is that those giant funbags of hers haven’t aged a day. And to be honest, considering the closest I’d ever get to marrying (and divorcing) Jessica is Photoshopping myself into the pictures, that’s all that really matters. Besides, I’m not very good at Photoshop. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Does Jessica really want a matching donk to go with her double Ds? Source Claims Jessica Simpson Considering Surgery To Get Butt Like Kim Kardashian Remember earlier this summer when Kim Kardashian was supposedly “jealous” of how fast Jessica Simpson was able to lose her baby weight? Well, word on the street in that the tables have turned and Jessica is ready to pull out all the stops to get a perfectly round rump just like Mrs. West. via Radar Online Jessica Simpson is reportedly so obsessed with Kim Kardashian‘s famous booty that the newlywed spends countless hours poring over photos of the reality TV star’s rear end, plotting how she can achieve a similar butt. After dropping 50 pounds following the birth of her second child , Simpson, 34, is looking into various options that could give her the rear end she’s looking for. “Jessica has always felt competitive with Kim, but since she got her figure back it’s gone up another level. She’s been poring over photos of Kim’s butt for weeks, studying it from as many angles as she can,” an insider told The National ENQUIRER. “But Jess realizes there’s no way she could get a sexy booty like Kim’s with just exercise. So she’s been looking into fillers and various butt lift options to see which procedure will give her the same shape.” But the envy goes both ways, because as RadarOnline.com previously reported, Kardashian is green over how quickly Simpson was able to drop her baby weight. “It’s an open secret that Jessica and Kim have been trying to outshine each other,” a second source told The ENQUIRER. “She’s checking out all other options first before going under the knife, but Jessica wants people to be talking about her booty before the end of the year.” Guess only time will tell how much truth there is to this. Could you imagine Jessica with the Kim’s cakes? SplashNews
10 years ago, I would’ve had you admitted to the mental ward if you’d told me that Jessica Simpson would own a massive fashion empire one day, but as a professional T&A blogger, I never should’ve underestimated the selling power of a great set of funbags. So here’s Jessica showing off her massive, uh, “business talents” in a new commercial for her latest perfume. And I’m telling you, she’s a marketing genius. This stuff could smell like a tire fire and I guarantee millions of dudes would still buy it for their girlfriends. But hey, who cares, as long as it makes Jessica enough money for her to keep making more commercials like this. Continue reading →
Because you guys know how committed I am to my Instagram creeping “research,” here’s my latest find: Jessica Simpson busting out in a swimsuit, just like the good old days. And it’s even better considering how disappointing that last set of Jessica bikini pictures was. So enjoy, and yes, I take full credit for this. Because hey, without sarcastic assholes like us bloggers helping motivate Jessica to get back in shape, she might not be the hot MILF she is today. So really, we’re heroes. You’re welcome, everyone. Continue reading →
The more details we learn about Jessica Simpson’s wedding, the more it seems like it wasn’t the fairytale that Jess and People magazine made it out to be. First, we learned that there was some controversy over Joe Simpson’s date, Jonathan Keith – a 22-year-old male model that he’s currently “mentoring.” Then came word that Jessica was hungover as she said, “I do.” Now it seems that Jess’ mom, Tina Simpson, also got in on the trainwreck action, as she allegedly freaked out on Jess during the reception and griped about everything from the food to the music to the fact that her ex-husband brought a date who’s barely old enough to drink. “Jessica had warned her parents that they had to get along and not embarrass her at the wedding,” says a source. “But Tina made it clear to everyone, she was furious that Jessica had chosen her father to organize the three-day event.” After listening to her mom loudly complain for hours, Jess reportedly took her aside and told her to cool it. “Jessica finally had it told her mother it was her wedding and to stop moaning,” says one guest. “Joe knows full well that Jessica favors him over her mom and he plays that up a little to get back at Tina for how he feels she treated him after the divorce.” Tina and Joe also reportedly butted heads over Jess and Eric’s prenup, so it sounds like things are off to a great start for the young couple! Good thing Jess learned about this whole marriage business from the very best! Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson: Relive the Romance! 1. NEWLYWEDS! Hooray for Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson. These two tied the knot in July 2014.
Jessica Simpson married Eric Johnson in a Fourth of July ceremony last week, and while there were plenty of pyrotechnics, it seems the biggest fireworks may have been going off in the couple’s throbbing skulls. Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson: Relive the Romance! 1. NEWLYWEDS! Hooray for Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson. These two tied the knot in July 2014. While Jess and Eric’s wedding was certainly low-key in terms of celebrity nuptials, the couple planned to party with family and friends for three days, beginning with a lavish rehearsal dinner on July 3. Unfortunately, sources say Jess committed a rookie mistake and got plastered on night one of the celebration, leaving her in rough shape for the big day. Yes, Jess was a mess, and she reportedly made no effort to hide it from her bridesmaids: “While she was getting ready, Jess kept joking about how much her head hurt,” says one witness of Jess’ pre-wedding preparation. Of course this isn’t the first time that Jessica has butted heads with the bottle in recent weeks. The now-notorious Jessica Simpson drunk video that recently made the rounds online shows the bride-to-be stumbling around town during her co-ed bachelorette party. Maybe now that she’s married the mother of two will settle down a bit. 34 Sexiest Jessica Simpson Pics 1. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs.