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Jade Ewen Knows How To Impress

Clearly I don’t know who the hell this Jade Ewen bird is, she’s at the Scottish Fashion Awards so I can’t be the only one who’s never heard of her, but she’s got my attention with some very impressive cleavage. I think this might be the first time I’ve gone through all twelve pictures in a post, I never do that, and each one gets better and better. Seriously, her cleavage gets more impressive with every shot. I wish I could make a flip book out of them. It would definitely have a happy ending.

Julianne Hough Is Still Premiering That Movie

Are you getting sick of Julianne Hough yet? Me neither. Here she is at another premiere or party or whatever this is for that Rock Of Ages garbage. How many premieres can one stupid movie have? Anyhow, she’s showing off her tight body in a flashy neon yellow dress so who cares. I like it and all, but I think she needs to hang up the classy dresses and slip into the trashier ones, the ones she’d wear if she was single and trying to make someone jealous. You know the ones I’m talking about.

Julianne Hough Is Still Premiering That Movie

Are you getting sick of Julianne Hough yet? Me neither. Here she is at another premiere or party or whatever this is for that Rock Of Ages garbage. How many premieres can one stupid movie have? Anyhow, she’s showing off her tight body in a flashy neon yellow dress so who cares. I like it and all, but I think she needs to hang up the classy dresses and slip into the trashier ones, the ones she’d wear if she was single and trying to make someone jealous. You know the ones I’m talking about.

Say Goodbye To Jessica Simpson’s Big Breasts

Now that Jessica Simpson has fattened herself up and squeezed out a baby, I wonder if she even noticed she gave birth, she can get to work at her new job of losing weight for Weight Watchers . I don’t envy anyone who’s got to be around this chick while she diets, I can’t imagine she’ll be all that pleasant, but before she does I wanted to post one last goodbye to her massive massive pregnancy boobs…. You’ll be missed ladies. Now hit the treadmill.

Julianne Hough & Malin Akerman Hotness

I posted pictures earlier today of Audrina Patridge and Stacy Keibler calling the duo a sexy tag team, but after seeing these pictures of Malin Akerman and Julianne Hough getting up close and personal at the Guys Choice awards, I think I might be torn as to which team is hotter. I think the only fair way to determine the winner is a no holds barred tag team girl-on-girl evening gown leg wrestling match. I’ll bring the baby powder, in case there’s any chafing.

Julianne Hough’s Hottest Ballerina Ever!!!

So is Julianne Hough more than just some chick who was on Dancing With The Stars and who makes Ryan Seacrest seem less umm… More umm…. You know what I’m talking about. Here she is in some photoshoot all done up as what has to be the hottest ballerina ever! And that’s saying a lot because ballerina’s are known to be skinny, big breasted, big haired hotties who love to show off the goods. Maybe I’m thinking of a stripper named Ballerina. Still hot.

In White Folks News: New Mommy Jessica Simpson “Addicted” To Online Shopping For Maxwell Drew

Buying baby headbands is that new crack apparently. At least as far as Jessica Simpson is concerned. Since giving birth May 1 to her and fiance Eric Johnson’s first child, the Fashion Star mentor says she’s developed a new hobby: online shopping for Maxwell Drew. “I’m addicted to buying headbands with massive flowers for Maxwell on Etsy!” Simpson, 31, tweeted Friday. “She is insanely beautiful, I can’t help but play dress up!” Earlier this week, the proud new mama took to Twitter to gush to her 5 million-plus followers about life with her daughter so far. “I am so in love,” she wrote. “I want to cry every time I look at her. Motherhood is by far the best thing I’ve ever experienced.” A source close to the Simpson family tells Us Weekly Jessica is already a pro when it comes to parenting. “Jessica is doing great and really happy,” the insider shares. “Everyone is marveling at what a natural [she] is. She was born to be a mom!” We’ll give Jess a pass, she gave birth less than two weeks ago and is probably a lil stir crazy. Go head and cop headbands to your hearts content. Maxwell Drew is such a lucky baby, riiiight? Source WENN

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In White Folks News: New Mommy Jessica Simpson “Addicted” To Online Shopping For Maxwell Drew

Jessica Simpson: Giving Birth RIGHT NOW!

Jessica Simpson has looked like she’s been ready to pop for weeks, but that little Johnson wriggling around inside her wasn’t ready to come out … until NOW ! The 31-year-old and several members of her family arrived at an L.A. hospital earlier this morning, because her soon-to-be born daughter Maxi is coming!! Jessica, her mother Tina and her sister Ashlee Simpson just arrived, along with fiance Eric Johnson’s parents. It’s baby time, people. You can stop worrying . Good luck Jessica! Let us know how it goes!!! With pics!!!! Jessica Simpson won’t look like this for much longer!

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Nicki Minaj Announces North American ‘Pink Friday’ Dates

U.S. tour dates kick off with a July 16 show in Chicago. By Gil Kaufman Nicki Minaj Photo: Getty Images Nicki Minaj has announced the first North American dates for her “Pink Friday” tour, which will kick off on July 16 with a gig at the Chicago Theatre. The 15-stop sequel to her sold-out debut international outing is slated to run through an August 12 date in Vancouver at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre. With capacities ranging from 2,800 to close to 7,000, the tour is likely to sell out quickly considering that tickets for Minaj’s shows in the U.K., Japan and Australia sold out within hours of going on sale, according to a release announcing the road trip. Along with the official tour dates, Minaj will also hit a number of radio shows in the coming months, starting with a May 10 stop at the KYLD “WiLD Jam 2012, which will also feature Bay legend E-40, Gym Class Heroes, B.o.B. and Neon Hitch. She’ll swing by the KPWR gig in Los Angeles on May 12, then the WRDR show in Philadelphia on June 1, the WJMN gig in Boston on June 2, the Hot 97 Summer Jam in New York on June 3 and WZMX’s July 20 show in Hartford. For fans with a little extra coin, Nicki will be offering another shot at her VIP meet and greets on the tour, where Barbz will get a chance to have early access to the venue on the night of the show, get some face time with Minaj, as well as autographs and photos. Information on the VIP deals can be found on her website . Tickets for the tour go on sale on Friday (May 4). Minaj just released the beach-tastic video for her pop single, “Starships,” ? and is in the process of shooting the clip for her next one, “Right By My Side.” Nicki Minaj tour dates:

Jessica Simpson Gives Birth To Daughter

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