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Jessica Simpson Shakes Her Chubcakes

Here’s Jessica Simpson in some promo shot for the TV show United States Of Tara . I’ve never seen the show, but judging solely on this picture it must be about a drag queen trying to make it in this world. Why can she just stand there and look sexy? This could also be an ad for a feminine hygiene product or stool softeners. At least they managed to contain her belly kinda nicely and she’s definitely distracting me with those big chubcakes of hers so all in all I like it.

Jessica Simpson Sets Up Prenup, "Bonus Plan" For Eric Johnson Before Wedding

It’s good to be Mr. Jessica Simpson, but not THAT good. Don’t get us wrong. Eric Johnson, who will wed the singer/designer this year, worked out a prenup that guarantees him some cash, and he gets to put it to Jessica Simpson in the meantime, so he’s living well. Just not THAT well. According to sources, Jessica’s billion dollar brand is being closely guarded, and Eric’s compensation if they ever split up will work out as such: BIG WINNER : Eric has some serious assets now. Look at those . “Eric is on what you might call a vesting plan,” said an insider . “He’ll get $500,000 as a wedding present. Then, each anniversary, he’ll get another $200,000. If he and Jessica make it to five years, he’ll get an additional incentive $500,000 bonus – and a $1 million bonus if they make it to 10 years.” On second thought, he’s doing DAMN well. Of course, if he’s gonna be married to her 10 years, he’ll probably stay married to her, so it’s moot. You have to wonder, though, what Jessica is really protecting here. Is she guarding her own fortune, or essentially paying him to stay married?

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Jessica Lowndes In Her See Through Dress

I’m going to go ahead and assume that you all know who Jessica Lowndes is, because I can’t remember, but she’s out on the town in a skimpy outfit and that’s good enough for this guy. I called this a see through dress in the title, but it’s not so much see through as it is invisible. At least the top half. That thing looks like something country folk use to catch minnows. I’m not complaining, I wish more women would wear this kind of thing, I’m just a little caught off guard. I like it. more pictures of Jessica Lowndes here

Christie Brinkley Strips Down For Old Times

It seems to be turn back the clock week here at Hollywoodtuna, yesterday I had shots of Kathy Ireland looking kinda good, and now I’ve got shots of an even more classic hottie Christie Brinkley . Here she is outside the Good Morning America studios stripping down to her sexy red dress to show us all that she’s still got that supermodel body. Still not all that excited? You might want to forward this to your dad, I’m sure he’ll appreciate this kind of thing.

Jessica Simpson Is Looking Pretty Good Again

I’m kind of impressed that Jessica Simpson is looking this good, I thought she was all fat and dumpy now, I guess I was mistaken. That or her big sunglasses are throwing me off. Those things make a lot of women look a hell of a lot better than they really are, it’s kind of annoying. Anyhow, here she is over the weekend looking a little closer to the way my crotch and I remember her. Well done.

Ashlee Simpson new boyfried is Craig Owens

“Craig is a longtime friend and was comforting Ashlee during this difficult time,” the Simpson source tells us. “She#39;s not moving on. There#39;s no race for a new relationship. They#39;re friends.” Is newly single Ashlee Simpson already moving on? A month after filing for divorce from rocker Pete Wentz, Simpson was photographed at an L.A. mall with another musician, Craig Owens of the band D.R.U.G.S. But a source close to the singer/actress says reports of a budding romance with Owens, 26

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Jessica Simpson Flashes Her Breasts Tonsils?

I don’t really know what to say about these pictures of Jessica Simpson , It looks like she’s trying to show off her feed hole, but that can’t be right. She’s not known as someone who enjoys eating…. I couldn’t finish that sentence without chuckling. Because of her weight issues. Anyhow, here she is doing something the other night wearing as much black as humanly possibly, you know, because it’s slimming. I thought she was supposed to be working out for her wedding. Back on the treadmill princess.

Jessica Simpson Heads To Fat Camp

I’m glad that all my stupid childish remarks about Jessica Simpson’s weight may finally be beginning to have some effect on her. Here she is leaving the gym after what I can only assume to be one of those grueling fat person workouts I see on The Biggest Loser involving punching the air while holding a water bottle or doing push ups on a wall from a standing position. That crap is exhausting for fatties. I’m just kidding princess, keep reaching for that rainbow.

Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz: A Timeline Of Their Love

Pop darling and Fall Out Boy bassist met at 2006 VMAs and juggled parenthood, music and their various professional projects. By Jocelyn Vena Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz in 2008 Photo: Nancy Ostertag/ Getty Images On Wednesday (February 9), news broke that after nearly three years of marriage, Ashlee Simpson had filed for divorce from Pete Wentz. But even in the early stages of their courtship, Simpson and Wentz were plagued by rumors about their relationship. Check out photos of the ex-couple throughout the years. Shortly after they started dating — after meeting at the MTV VMAs in 2006 — the gossip pages began speculating about the pair, who were often open about addressing the talk. In 2007 (months after they’d gone public), Simpson was preparing her next album when Wentz flatly denied he was working on new music with his girlfriend. “That’s pretty much the silliest recent rumor I have read,” he said. “Mostly [because] I want no part in selling a relationship. I mean, it is not true. She hasn’t really played me any of [her album]. I heard part of a demo that I liked, though. “I mean, reports getting out are a bummer when they are absolutely not true. But at the same time you have to understand that this is part of the territory.” Months later, the two were fighting off rumors that the tight-knit Simpson clan hadn’t been very welcoming of Wentz. Despite the speculation, though, Wentz and Simpson seemed like a close couple, often appearing at events together showing support for each other’s projects. And in April 2008, the duo became engaged . Just days later, Simpson denied rumors that she was pregnant , saying, “I just think it’s an inappropriate question to ask any woman.” Wentz and Simpson were married only a month later, in May, but the rumor mill was in full swing insisting that Ashlee and Pete were indeed expecting a bundle of joy. An official baby confirmation finally came at the end of May. “While many have speculated about this,” the couple shared, “we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives, and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.” In November 2008, Ashlee and Pete had their son, Bronx Mowgli . “Every time I see my son, it looks like he’s landing on the moon and discovering new rocks and stuff,” Wentz said at the time . “I mean, every time he looks at his hand, it’s like he’s Christopher Columbus making it across the ocean. It’s pretty awesome.” “Motherhood is the most fantastic experience I have ever been through,” Simpson wrote at the time. “Bronx makes me laugh and smile every day! … I can’t wait to spend [the holiday] with my new family. Christmas tree goes up tomorrow!” However in March 2009, the couple were battling rumors of marital woes . Again, they denied there was anything to worry about, but by June of that year, gossip had Wentz’s ex, Michelle Trachtenberg , coming between the pair. After Simpson got into an argument with the “Gossip Girl” star at a party in Los Angeles, Simpson’s publicist responded in a statement, “It was just a misunderstanding. Ashlee has since apologized to Michelle, and they remain on good terms.” Wentz and Simpson have kept busy the last couple of years, working on various projects. According to TMZ , Simpson cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for the split. Related Photos Pete Wentz And Ashlee Simpson: The Way They Were Related Artists Ashlee Simpson Fall Out Boy

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Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz: Details Behind The Divorce

Insiders say the couple have ‘just grown apart.’ By Mawuse Ziegbe Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz in 2008 Photo: Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s split may seem shocking to fans, but insiders close to the pair say there’s little drama behind the scenes. According to People, sources close to Simpson and Wentz have said the pop star and Fall Out Boy rocker aren’t mixing any emotional theatrics into their impending divorce. One person connected to the situation said the pair are riding out the breakup peacefully. Check out photos of the ex-couple throughout the years. “It’s very amicable. They’re on very friendly terms and speaking — it’s fine,” an insider said. “They’ve just grown apart. They’ve been growing apart for quite some time.” The source added that parenting their toddler remains their top priority. “It’s all about [their 2-year-old son] Bronx for them. They’re fantastic parents — Pete says she’s a great mom, and she says he’s a great father,” the insider said. “It’s about Bronx’s care and well-being and happiness for them.” Insiders have also echoed the “growing apart” reasoning to TMZ, adding that their respective careers — Simpson has largely eschewed the spotlight since 2008’s Bittersweet World, while Wentz has dabbled in fashion and piloted other musical projects — wedged them apart. “After Bronx was born, Ashlee made a conscious decision to get out of the business, but Pete’s heart was in music so he kept touring and that became a big issue in their relationship.” While insiders have maintained the split is drama-free, TMZ reports that Simpson left due to Wentz’s antics. “It’s really all about Pete’s erratic behavior,” the source said. “She really wanted out.” Publicly, the couple have been big on e-affection, gushing about each other on Twitter as recently as two days ago. “Dont forget 2 notice-when i look into the lil dudes eyes & smile, the way he loves. i realize @ashsimpsonwentz is a good moma + so much more,” Wentz tweeted Monday. Just last month Simpson doled out a sweet missive to her husband. “@petewentz I already miss your handsome face!” she wrote on January 19. Related Photos Pete Wentz And Ashlee Simpson: The Way They Were Related Artists Ashlee Simpson

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