I thought Twitter was supposed to be a safe haven for attention seeking chicks who want to show off their boobs on the internet without doing porn, I guess it’s broken today because I don’t know what the hell is going on with this picture. Here’s Jessica Simpson getting some rotten clown hairdo I don’t understand, I guess I’m just not that fashion forward, but this crap looks like something you keep your pet guinea pig in. Show us your boobs and be done with it.
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Well, at least she’s not eating…
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Filed under: Candice Crawford , Jessica Simpson , Who'd You Rather? Here’s Candice Crawford ( left ) at the White House Correspondents dinner back in April … and Jessica Simpson ( right ) at an event back in 2006. Question is … Read more
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Candice vs. Jessica: Who’d You Rather?
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This just in. Jessica Simpson is still fat. Unfortunatley, not fat for me to not be down to fuck, and I hate fat chicks, but I can easily rationalize it, since anything next to my wife looks skinny….end of story.
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Jessica Simpson is Still Fat of the Day
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Here’s Jessica Simpson wearing yet another giant coat to cover up her ever expanding figure, it’s pretty amazing what a few years and a divorce can do to a woman, remember how hot she used to be? I miss that Jessica Simpson , the new model is all soft and haggard. Anyhow, the good news is that even in this blanket with arm holes she’s wearing, it’s basically a tarp you’d use to cover an old car, she can’t seem to hide those big fat chubcakes of hers. It’s a start.
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I know I’ve been saying that Jessica Simpson has been putting on a little weight, but I wouldn’t go so far as to give her her own float… That’s just mean. Here she is in the 84th Annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade yesterday looking nice and warm in her giant coat and ear muffs. Even if they do have the word muff in their name, ear muffs just aren’t sexy. I’m glad that even with the big coat on we can still see that tasty white sweater meat of hers… Pass the gravy.
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I may have been wrong the other day when I said Jessica Simpson is getting fat, she’s by no means a little skinny chick, but it looks as though maybe only her boobs are getting fat. Which is pretty damn awesome. Seriously, they look like they’re getting bigger, to the point where they’re making her look like she’s put on weight. She needs to wear something a little more revealing so that we can really get to the bottom of this. I’d like to get to the bottom of that little hint of cleavage she’s giving us…. I bet there’s candy in there.
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In places like rural Montana, the Tea Party is working hand-in-glove with Patriot movement radicals — many of whom have close ties to neo-Nazis and anti-government armed militias. added by: joeeddy
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