Elle Macpherson is the first supermodel I remember jerking off to back in 1989….before that…It was strictly national geographic and my foster mother who made me do it in her mouth…but that’s a whole other story about a 14 year old coming to america via a werid sex cult that shaped me to be the man I am today…..and that’s not important, what is important is the shape of Elle Macpherson, 20 years later, looking just as lovely and the only disappointment is that she’s peddling undergarments, you know panties and such, but she’s too insecure and 50 to wear the shit for us, instead she’s taking the Liz Hurley “I’m a business woman now, I am not an object who looks amazing naked, I save that for the cunts I hire, while I rake in the millions”….and that’s one major flaw in capitalism and the american dream…immigrants taking our job.
Sometimes the wind can be our best friend….I mean don’t tell that to Katrina Survivors, cuz they will just get mad, but sometimes, usually when the girl is wearing a loose enough fitting dress, the wind does wonders, getting that fabric jacked in all the right places…the wind has been responsible for me seeing ass, thong, pussy, and pussy definition all on girls I didn’t know who were just walking down the street and for that alone, I got no choice but to respect the wind, it’s better at picking up bitches than I am…and that wasn’t a tornado reference…or maybe it was.. Who cares, here’s Pippa…where even nature is stepping up and trying to push her into that slutty family disgace we all expected her to become….but hasn’t cuz she’s boring…even though we remind her every day that her sister’s way better than her…it’ll happen….I am sure of it…but this is all we got for now…
In her new memoir, Kris Jenner dedicates a chapter to the murder of Nicole Brown Simpson , writing that O.J’s victim ex-wife actually called Kris the day she died because she wanted to show her friend a box of items that allegedly proved the football great had been abusing her for years. But Denise Brown, Nicole’s sister, has now spoken out and says Jenner is nothing but a pitiful liar. “Kris Jenner is pathetic,” Denise tells The National Enquirer , denying Jenner’s claim that she called Kris the day after Nicole died and asked about this box of evidence. “I had just found out my sister was murdered,” said Brown. “The last thing on my mind was whether or not Nicole showed anyone any pictures she had in a safety deposit box… In fact, I didn’t even know my sister HAD a safety deposit box with pictures of her abuse until the beginning of O.J.’s trial – months after she was murdered.” Denise says she’s “disappointed” that Kris is exploiting her sister’s passing, concluding with a message to this sad, money-starved reality star: “For the past two-and-a-half years, my family has had some relative peace regarding all of this stuff… Please, Kris, don’t profit off of my sister’s horrible death.”
My name is Ashley. I’m 14 and I’m from the Philippines . I’m gonna start my story with the day I knew Justin will be having a concert in our country, which was in December. When I first knew that he’d be in the Philippines, me and my friends Viel and Crismille were really excited and couldn’t wait to buy the tickets. Since it was December, I had a lot of money because it was near Christmas. I had enough money to buy the expensive ticket, but I really wanted to be in the VIP section so I had to save more. Then January came, and I didn’t eat much during lunch so I can save enough money. Then one day, my friend Viel saw her friend, which is also a Belieber. Then we knew that her sister works at the company who sells tickets for the concert. She said that the company will be giving her sister backstage passes. Viel asked her if we could come backstage as well. She told us that she needs to ask her sister first. Since I knew that me, Viel, and Crismille will be backstage during Justin’s concert, we planned a lot of stuff to do while we’re backstage. We planned to make him a scrapbook where we planned to put our letters to Justin, and other stuff. We even planned to give Jazzy a birthday gift, since Justin will have his concert on May. Then a few months passed, and it was already May. I don’t remember what day that was, but we heard from Viel’s friend that we can’t go backstage anymore. So in Facebook, we made a group for Beliebers. There were only members, me, Viel, and Crismille. There’s a talent show here in the Philippines, which is called “Showtime”. We thought that Justin will be guesting there, since Katy Perry showed up there before. So we called the TV station, but no one would answer. So we lost hope in meeting Justin. Then one day, I knew that there was a social networking site called “Beliebbook”, which is for Beliebers only. Then I talked to different people from different countries, and asked if how much they enjoyed during Justin’s concert. I got really jealous because some of them even went to his concert twice. FYI, the concert venue was in an open grounds, which means even if you don’t have a ticket, you CAN see Justin. Then I talked to a girl in Beliebbook, which is a Filipina. I told her that I still have no ticket for the concert. Then she told me, “N ever Say Never”. Then one day, Crismille asked me and Viel if we want to go to her house the following day. Since most of our plans are fail, we prayed together through chat in Facebook. and I’m the one who lead the prayer. And yes, we went to her house the following day. We don’t know what to do, so we decided to make a ”Never Say Never” shirt, which we wore on the concert. A few weeks passed, and there’s ONE WEEK LEFT, before the concert. Crismille kept on posting in our group in Facebook sad posts and stuff and I commented, “Never say never, we’ll go to that concert. We’ll see Justin.” And after a few days, Crismille called me saying that there are still tickets! Before the company said that they’re sold out. After she called me, I cried and cried and cried. So with my Dad, we went to a mall near my Mom’s office. We did our grocery there. While walking, the radio in the grocery suddenly played, “One Less Lonely Girl” which made me cry more. I gave all my savings to my mom, then we bought tickets the next day . Let’s skip to the weekend before the concert. That night, I prepared my clothes, my things, even painted my nails purple. So the next day, I was really excited. Me and my friends were screaming throughout the trip. When we went to the venue, the line was sort of long. We were there 2pm, even if the concert will start in 8pm . Since the venue was near a mall, my mom and Crismille’s mom had to wait in line while me and my friends go aound the mall. We saw TV stations interviewing girls, then in the mall, we saw different Bieber shirts. When we got out of the mall and went back in line, there was this black car, which we’re pretty sure it was Justin. Then everyone screamed. So me and my friends went behind the stage but we didn’t see him. We went back in line. Skip to the concert time. LOL. I cried 2 times during the concert, because I finally saw my idol, my inspiration, Justin Bieber. I don’t know how to describe my feelings on during the concert. When going home, beside us was a black car, which was the one we saw earlier, so for sure, Justin was there. Haha. As I got home, I went straight to bed, I can’t stop crying. I told myself, “I can’t believe it. I saw him. Justin Bieber. His saying Never Say Never really works.” The next day, me and my family will bring my grandparents to the airport. While on our way to the airport, I put the CD on play. We went past his hotel, I cried while in the car, I cried even more when ”Favorite Girl” played since it’s live. (I was playing the My Worlds Acoustic) I hope you like my story. Thanks. Go here to read the rest: My name is Ashley. I’m 14 and I’m from the…
This, ladies and gents, is the part of the healing and grieving process known as “anger,” and, of course, it comes after “denial.” Gloria Govan was recently asked about her break-up and Matt moving on to a bigger, badder, more Mexican version of her . And apparently, even though both Matt and Eva Longoria have denied that they are bumping uglies or even sharing romantic meals , it seems like the idea of him keeping it moving was all it took for her to get over hopes of a reconciliation. “I’m not sure if I think they’re rumors. I think at this point having been with Matt, I don’t really put anything past him. He hasn’t directly said, ‘I’m doing this. I’m doing that.’ I’ve heard from some sources that it could be a definite possibility,” Gloria told Sister 2 Sister . Gloria, who just moved out of the house she shared with her former fiancé last month, said she did take pause when hearing that Eva and Matt have been keeping company for at least that long. “Dang. I haven’t even been out of the house for a month,” said Gloria. “Those are the things that float around that start to get to you in your relationship. I know he denied it, but I don’t really know too much about that situation to say it’s not true, but I don’t know enough to say that it is. It wouldn’t surprise me.” Her anger is directed at more than just Matt and those dirty dog tendencies she keeps alluding to though. There’s some for the “Basketball Wives: L.A.” post-production team too. He asked me about that. That’s not how I said it. That was disrespectful. I’d re-edit that part. That’s not how I meant it,” she said about a moment caught on camera in which she seemed to declare her independence from Matt and casually said, “He can bounce.” “That was a heartfelt conversation between me and my sister. I was on the verge of tears. They didn’t show all that. That’s not how I feel. I actually kinda like him,” said Gloria, who admitted that the reality spotlight didn’t help things. “I think it definitely brought on added stress to our relationship. We’re filming five days a week for hours at a time. That brings on added drama and added stress. The show wasn’t the reason Matt and I have gone our separate ways, but it has added some unnecessary drama,” she said. Sure it wasn’t. Keep telling yourself that. Angry Gloria even threw a few shots at Eva Longoria in the interview. Gloria isn’t dating anyone new yet, but when she does return to the romantic playing field, she doesn’t plan to be suiting up with any other basketball players. “Someone who dates multiple players like in the same field is a groupie,” said Gloria, not specifically referring to co-star Draya Michele or Eva, the ex-wife of baller Tony Parker. “If you continue to date athletes, you’re going to be considered a groupie. At some point in time, you have to have respect for yourself and not dip into the same cookie jar. I know women who’ve dated different basketball players. I’m attracted to athletes, but I have enough respect for Matt not to date one of his colleagues,” she said. For some reason though, we’re sure she’ll be back to her old self soon. “At some point in time when I am starting to look to seriously date, it could be a celebrity or another athlete from another sport,” she said. Aaaw, poor Glo… Until that day comes, let’s all take a stroll down memory lane and help Gloria remember the good times in her near-marriage.
This, ladies and gents, is the part of the healing and grieving process known as “anger,” and, of course, it comes after “denial.” Gloria Govan was recently asked about her break-up and Matt moving on to a bigger, badder, more Mexican version of her . And apparently, even though both Matt and Eva Longoria have denied that they are bumping uglies or even sharing romantic meals , it seems like the idea of him keeping it moving was all it took for her to get over hopes of a reconciliation. “I’m not sure if I think they’re rumors. I think at this point having been with Matt, I don’t really put anything past him. He hasn’t directly said, ‘I’m doing this. I’m doing that.’ I’ve heard from some sources that it could be a definite possibility,” Gloria told Sister 2 Sister . Gloria, who just moved out of the house she shared with her former fiancé last month, said she did take pause when hearing that Eva and Matt have been keeping company for at least that long. “Dang. I haven’t even been out of the house for a month,” said Gloria. “Those are the things that float around that start to get to you in your relationship. I know he denied it, but I don’t really know too much about that situation to say it’s not true, but I don’t know enough to say that it is. It wouldn’t surprise me.” Her anger is directed at more than just Matt and those dirty dog tendencies she keeps alluding to though. There’s some for the “Basketball Wives: L.A.” post-production team too. He asked me about that. That’s not how I said it. That was disrespectful. I’d re-edit that part. That’s not how I meant it,” she said about a moment caught on camera in which she seemed to declare her independence from Matt and casually said, “He can bounce.” “That was a heartfelt conversation between me and my sister. I was on the verge of tears. They didn’t show all that. That’s not how I feel. I actually kinda like him,” said Gloria, who admitted that the reality spotlight didn’t help things. “I think it definitely brought on added stress to our relationship. We’re filming five days a week for hours at a time. That brings on added drama and added stress. The show wasn’t the reason Matt and I have gone our separate ways, but it has added some unnecessary drama,” she said. Sure it wasn’t. Keep telling yourself that. Angry Gloria even threw a few shots at Eva Longoria in the interview. Gloria isn’t dating anyone new yet, but when she does return to the romantic playing field, she doesn’t plan to be suiting up with any other basketball players. “Someone who dates multiple players like in the same field is a groupie,” said Gloria, not specifically referring to co-star Draya Michele or Eva, the ex-wife of baller Tony Parker. “If you continue to date athletes, you’re going to be considered a groupie. At some point in time, you have to have respect for yourself and not dip into the same cookie jar. I know women who’ve dated different basketball players. I’m attracted to athletes, but I have enough respect for Matt not to date one of his colleagues,” she said. For some reason though, we’re sure she’ll be back to her old self soon. “At some point in time when I am starting to look to seriously date, it could be a celebrity or another athlete from another sport,” she said. Aaaw, poor Glo… Until that day comes, let’s all take a stroll down memory lane and help Gloria remember the good times in her near-marriage.
‘90210’ actress calls the girls she’s met in Cambodia through the charity ‘my heroes.’ By Jocelyn Vena, with reporting by Cory Midgarden AnnaLynne McCord Photo: Jim Spellman/ FilmMagic “90210” star AnnaLynne McCord is a real-life do-gooder . The TV star works tirelessly to help spread the word about various causes, including one that is especially near and dear to her heart. “The Somaly Mam Foundation is an anti-trafficking organization, sex trafficking specifically,” McCord said. “Somaly Mam is the founder. She was trafficked at 12 years old. She was sold for over a decade. She tells all of this in her book, ‘Road to Lost Innocence,’ which is absolutely heart-wrenching, but a remarkable story of just a heroine of our time, in my opinion. She is now my sister — my bong srey, as we say in Chmer [Cambodia’s language]. “She is the embodiment of what forgiveness is, and if you read her story and you read the things that happened to this woman, and you see the way she speaks about her former captives and the people who even continue to do this to these girls, it’s with love and forgiveness,” McCord continued about Mam. “And it’s something you can’t even wrap your head around, because all I wanted to do was just, you know, get a bunch of AK-47s and go blow the place up. I was just was just so angry.” McCord has managed to channel that anger into working with the foundation and serves as a Goodwill Ambassador, noting that she shows her support helps on a daily basis. “The girls make these bracelets and necklaces. … They’re hand-woven. Silk is a major industry in Cambodia, and it’s also a form of therapy. It’s very monotonous, wrapping the silk thread around the wooden looms. But I wear it because they, they’re from the girls,” she explained. “Pretty much my jewelry is something the girls put on me when I’ve been in Cambodia with them. And they’re my world. They make all of the craziness about our industry make sense to me. And they are my heroes.” Other charities McCord works with include St. Bernard Project and Artists for Peace and Justice. McCord will appear on “When I Was 17” this weekend, along with Mike Posner and Estelle.
In June MTV News interview, Kim’s little sister reflects on Kris’ place in the Kardashian family. By Jocelyn Vena Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian Photo: Getty Images It takes a special guy to keep up with the Kardashians. Lamar Odom and Scott Disick have certainly found their place among the glamorous Hollywood family, but it wasn’t as easy for Kris Humphries. When news broke that Kim Kardashian had filed for divorce from the basketball player Monday, after only 72 days of marriage, MTV News decided to look back at a June interview with Kim’s sisters, Kourtney and Khlo
Here’s the US trailer for Steve McQueen’s film Shame, in which Michael Fassbender stars as a man who can’t control his sex drive and Carey Mulligan appears as his sister.The film was a big hit at festivals throughout 2011, and has drawn attention for its raw and explicit depiction of sex and sex addiction. This is essentially the same thing as the UK trailer [1] we saw not long ago, but for the sake… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : /Film Discovery Date : 01/11/2011 17:44 Number of articles : 2
