Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya husbands… Antione Dodson Fights Bed Intruder Looks like Antione Dodson will finally get his vengeance on the man who tried to climb in his window and snatch his people up all those years ago (or at least someone they hired to pose as said failed rapist). According to a press release circulating the web, Antione has identified the criminal and the two have agreed to hash out their differences in the boxing ring. Here’s some raw footage of Antoine delivering the fade to his sister’s would-be assailant: Via TMZsports : Here it is … Antoine Dodson throwing a PUNCH at another man … and it’s hilarious. A-Dod — who became world famous for fighting off a bedroom intruder back in 2010 — will be a pugilist in a “celebrity” boxing event in November … taking on a man he claims is the actual 2010 perp. During a media event for the fight this week, the “Intruder” confronted Dodson — who became “upset” and tried to slug his foe with a right … uh … jab? Again, it’s hilarious. A mini-melee breaks out … with Antoine flailing around and screaming at the other man — “It is what it is, n**ga!!!” Amazing. Dudes turn straight and want to act hard out here! But seriously…wtf is this isht?
Based on her attention seeking and overactive and involved manager mother, you would think that there was no dad in the picture. You know single mother and her daughter sucking dick to get famous and live their dreams… But apparently – Selena Gomez has a dad and it seems like they are pretty close… I’m talking the first porn I saw in the 80s that I remember was an incest porn about that dad fucking the daughter in a trailer park in Georgia… It was called SHARON , it was about the sister jealous of her other sister who the dad fucked….you know the insecurity complex of being the daughter daddy doesn’t molest…pretty good stuff. It was filled with great lines like “You sure didn’t learn from your mother”…and “that’s the stuff that made you going back in you”…and during a threesome with his bowling buddy said “cum in her ass, I don’t want no bastard grand babies”…It was a film that shaped me as a person…and this picture of Selena and her daddy reminds me of that…
This is truly a sad story… Toddler Drowns In Baptism Tank An Alabama mother is burying the baby boy she prayed for for years after a freak accident that took place insider her beloved church. Via MailOnline : A toddler died of accidental drowning after falling into in a tank of baptismal water in an Alabama church just two months shy of his second birthday. Brayden King was under the supervision of his 13-year-old sister when he fell into the large rectangular font last Friday at the Pentecostal House of Prayer in Decatur, about 75 miles north of Birmingham, said Morgan County Coroner Jeffrey Chunn. The little boy was found submerged in 33 inches of water and pronounced dead after unsuccessful attempts to revive him. The child’s mother, Kimberly King, who has two teenage daughters, had prayed to God for years for a son, the Huntsville Times newspaper quoted church pastor Bishop TD Strong as saying over the weekend. ‘Twenty-two months ago he gave her a son,’ Strong said, according to the newspaper. ‘And 22 months later he was taken away. I’ve been preaching 30 years and pastoring for 20 years, this is the first time in my ministry I’ve been speechless.’ Pastor Strong described the boy’s family as ‘devastated.’ The freak accident happened around 7.45pm Friday while Brayden was at the church with his older sister and mother. Strong said Kimberly King was preparing for a skit to be performed at a prayer meeting, and the sister was tasked with keeping an eye on the toddler. The teen lost track of the toddler for a short time. Little Brayden somehow climbed up two flights of stairs and opened a set of doors to reach the font behind the altar still filled with water from a Sunday baptism, Decatur Daily reported. When Mrs King realized her son was not with his sister, she went on a frantic search of the church building, which eventually led her to the baptism tank where her son was discovered unresponsive in water. Church members and emergency crews who were called to the scene were unable to resuscitate the child. ‘I’m just at a loss, because it is so close to home,’ Strong said. ‘People die every day. And I’ve done many funerals, but for a child to die in church, in the baptistery, it’s beyond ordinary and something that will never be forgotten by me.’ So tragic. We hope the family can find some peace after this. Facebook
It’s rather clear at this point that mothers should never use their cell phones. At least not to text message, at least based on these 37 hilarious text message fails by moms around the country. But what about fathers? Should you live in fear of what message will show up next from this parent on your screen? Sometimes. Definitely when he mixes up one letter in reference to his plans for your sister; and also definitely when you accidentally send him the emoticon of your boyfriend’s penis. Other times, however, Dad is sort of cool. One might say he’s “jiggy” with it. Or at least Dad himself might say that in an attempt to relate to his offspring. Below, we’ve compiled a list of 9 text message fails made by fathers across the globe. Remember: it’s okay to laugh because these weren’t sent by your father. 9 Fatherly Text Message Fails 1. I know what that means… … and you’ll know to be a lot more careful when sending text messages in the future. Mom and dads aside, we ALL can agree that grandparents should stay far away from social media .
Kendall Jenner posted this obscure photo of what I think is her ass….but is up on some scrambled porn kick that bringing back horrible drunken masturbation memories from an era before the internet – in basements at friends houses only to be caught by their wives or girlfriends in the level of pervert and desperation that is never graceful, only tit in the top right of the screen in blue, the other tit that may be an asshole in the bottom left in red…all fucking confusing…but with enough audio to get your through it… Either way, no one likes this Kendall chick, but the media love her and because of theat the brands love her, and because of that, you masturbate to her…and because of that…you’re pathetic.
Tallula Willis and Scout Willis have figured out a hook to get people talking about them, or at least to fuck with the media who pay attention them – by getting naked together – which in their Hippie upbringing wasn’t a big deal, as stepfather Ashton would make them get naked and sit on his lap everyday when Demi was recovering from surgeries or getting blood transfusions from the native Montana kids she was trying to steal youth from.. They did this SHOOT …because they are little hipsters…and now they are posing pics of them taking baths together…all comparing their vaginas to see if they look anything like their mom’s tranny dick she had chopped off early on in her career…and the whole thing is amazing.. IT’s like the logic of a threesome is still a threesome if fat girls are involved – because it is a threesome and the two fat girls cancel each other out allowing you to focus on the threesome…only the sister version…a whole lot of awesome…seriously…good job girls.
Kendall Jenner is hustling the strategic nudes hard. I just posted one of her strategic nudes that I can assume her mom paid to get into a book of Victoria’s Secret models nude, even though she isn’t a Victoria’s Secret model, but will be one because of the persistence of her mother and their team and her star power and fan base will just get one casting person to throw away quality and go for the hits…and I really couldn’t care less if the sweatshop, overpriced, shitty quality lingerie casts her or not, it’s all a scam anyway, I just care that her strategic nudes her parents are paying for are not her getting railed unprotected by black dudes like her sister. It’s like this family once offered the world something semi interesting, and now they are just so corporate and mainstream with their whoring. Fame has changed them…
Ashlee Simpson was spotted in a bathing suit..and for some reason she was hiding her vagina region. Did she have a rash? Does she have an outty? Is there damage and scar tissue from the babies and all the cock she has filled herself with in efforts to validate her existence, you know after being forced to live in her sisters shadow, always knowing she’s the failed sister, the one who had a window of opportunity to break free, but she got the shitty end of the genetics and ended up a virtual nobody… Now I don’t care about Ashlee Simpson enough to know how that has affected her personality, her existence, the way she copes and deals with life, her social skills…but I can only imagine she’s some kind of next level delusional cunt that comes from being the girl who no one wanted to molest all while everyone around her, for her entire life, praised her older, hotter sister… These bikini pics are a fail but I guess that’s what you’d expect with Ashlee Simpson since she on all levels is a fail…right? But I guess she’s in Bali and you’re not, so being the sister of a rich as fuck girl…comes with never having to work a day in your life…and that’s no so bad, even if everything else about you is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
We never thought the day would come when the world would criticize Leonardo DiCaprio for his appearance, but that’s exactly what happened this summer when the beloved actor packed on some major pounds. Recent shirtless photos of DiCaprio revealed that the star had seriously let himself go…and didn’t seem to mind at all. Despite the added pounds, there didn’t seem to be an ounce of shame in DiCaprio’s game, as hr traveled the globe drinking, eating, and partying with new girlfriend Toni Garnn . But as fall approaches, Leo’s three-month vacation is coming to an end and the star is said to be concerned about getting back into fighting shape for a full slate of upcoming projects. Leo is reportedly planning to give up some of his favorite foods in order to return to movie star mode by the end of October. “He has given up pasta, and he loves pasta!” a source tells Star magazine. “He also plans on working out more and he is taking his bike wherever he goes.” The insider adds that Leo has vowed to drop ten pounds a month. As for Toni, well: “Of course she doesn’t care,” the source says. “He’s Leonardo DiCaprio!” She may not care about the weight, but how about those rumors that Leo is a minute man in bed ? Toni Garnn: Leonardo DiCaprio’s New Girlfriend 1. Toni Garnn and Leonardo DiCaprio Toni Garnn and Leonardo DiCaprio. They’ve reportedly been dating for almost a year.
Forget what you’ve heard or read: dogs and cats mostly get along very well. Emotional case in point? This abandoned dog who befriended this paralyzed cat . There was also this dog and this cat, who plotted an escape from the kitchen together. Sometimes, however, these two popular pets don’t exactly see eye to eye… or mouth to mouth. Such as when cats go around stealing the food right out of their suppose friend’s bowl. This video captures many of those cruel, albeit hilarious, moments. Cats Steal Dog Food In related news, cats also like to steal dog beds . Sorry, canines around the world. We know we shouldn’t laugh at these actions. But stop reacting in such a memorable manner and we’ll stop posting these videos, okay? 27 Really Naughty Cats 1. Hungry for knowledge Forget reading. Eating is fundamental.
