Haven’t got a main squeeze in your life? Don’t worry! We’ve searched the skin archives and have culled the very best boob-squeezing scenes in cinema history. Whip out a glass and some ice, because Mimi Rogers , Diane Lane , and more are juicing their jugs! Press play and take a swig.
The feud between One Direction and The Wanted is far from over. Over the weekend, Jay McGuiness was asked about his boy band rivals, specifically Harry Styles , and told an Australian morning show: “I think he has retained manners and a bit of dignity, [but] some of them when they mouth off, it really gets under my skin. Because it riles up loads of 14-year-old girls, [and] there’s no need for that.” The response did not sit well with Louis Tomlinson. “So frustrating when people talk the talk in the press but when it comes down to it not a word is said face to face!” the artist Tweeted. In December, an all-out Twitter war broke out between One Direction and The Wanted . Zayn Malin referred to Max George as a geek. Tomlinson told Tom Parker to “pipe down.” George said Malik has “chlamydia.” It was ugly – and awesome! – all around.
One stunt nearly cost Zachary Quinto his skin, he told ‘MTV First.’ By Kevin P. Sullivan, with reporting by Josh Horowitz Zachary Quinto in “Star Trek Into Darkness” Photo: Paramount Pictures
People ain’t isht! Via NYDailyNews reports : A young girl had her mouth stitched up with fishing cord as part of a sickening campaign of abuse carried out by her own dad, police said. Xiao Li’s father, named only as Yang, allegedly dunked his 11-year-old daughter’s head in boiling water, pierced her skin with sewing needles and hung her upside down to beat her. He also forced her to kneel on a floor covered in shards of broken glass. The girl was found May 8, wandering alone and completely disoriented, on the streets of Shichang in China’s southwestern Guizhou Province. Covered in scars, and with much of her hair missing, she was taken to hospital where authorities said the cost of her medical treatment would be waived, Sky News reports . Yang was arrested and has reportedly confessed to his crimes. He said he plunged his girl’s head into the boiling water to try and get rid of lice, reports China Daily . The girl’s grandmother told reporters that Xiao Li’s parents left home for five years after she was born to find work. She claims Yang also abused her and that she was powerless to stop it. Government officials are now seeking guardians to take care of Xiao Li because her grandparents are too old. WTF is wrong with people? This is just heartbreaking. We hope she gets some loving guardians. Sky News
We love us some Tamar , but some of these photos are not helping her get rid of those pesky lightening rumors. The singer sat down for an exclusive with Ebony.com , check out some excerpts below: On Her Vitiligo Diagnosis (Skin Disorder): Anybody with skin issues knows that that’s a very sensitive subject. And that’s why I’ve never shared that I have Vitiligo, because I do. I’ve always had it, since I was a young girl. It’s not as bad as others because everybody has it differently, but I’ve certainly had mine diagnosed. That’s why I tan. People say, “You bleach your skin!” But I tan just so I can have a better tone on my skin, boo! It’s gotten worse since I’ve gotten pregnant. If you shake my hand now, to me it’s more noticeable. But when you get diagnosed with a skin disorder, it’s hard. It does weigh on your self-esteem. It really does. But I’m done defending that. I’m not bleaching my skin and if I was bleaching my skin and I felt like saying so, I would, but for the record, I am not. LOL @ “if I was and I felt like saying so, I would”… On Plastic Surgery Rumors: “I don’t have plastic surgery. I never had plastic surgery. I had a nose procedure done because I had to. I had no cartilage in my nose, I have a piece of cartilage from my ear put into my nose. I had a medical procedure done. I have no plastic in my nose. And when I shared that with the world, now I have Botox, and different kind of fillers. Now I touch my face, which I never touch my face…Everything is real on me.” “After I have my baby, I might can’t say that everything is real on me. I might get my breasts done. Who knows if my breasts gonna go down to my ankles–I can’t do that!” Hit the flip for Tamar’s confessions about pregnancy cravings and her relationship with Vince.
After a disappointing showing from Game of Thrones two weeks ago, the fantasy show has tripled our pleasure this week with a trio of naked Westerosi woman. First up, Charlie Chaplin ’s granddaughter Oona Chaplin was showing moona in a long gab session with the King of the North. Then brunette Charlotte Hope got completely naked while blonde Stephanie Blacker showed T&A to fool around with the captive Theon Greyjoy. It’s soon revealed that this is all part of his torture, but his pain is our gain! Over on Showtime, Nurse Jackie is working its way through a revelatory fifth season with its first nude scenes to date! It was four skin free years before Betty Gilpin finally bared her butt during the season five premiere, and last night’s episode had her presenting her perfect pair before bending down to give a BJ. That horny health care worker will make you shake your thermometer! See pics after the jump!
I’ve been trying to stay positive ever since Megan Fox had her kid, but I’ve got to be honest with you, this isn’t looking good, guys. First, she’s been toning down the skin on red carpets and photoshoots, and now here she is looking a little out of shape. Is it just me, or do her legs look thicker than usual? What happened? I mean, I know she’s a mom now, but that’s no excuse to let yourself go. So until Megan gets her act together, just take deep breathes, go back into the archives , and keep telling yourself that it’s all going to be okay. We’ll get through this trying time together. Related Articles: Megan Fox’s Hotness Comes Out Of Hiding Megan Fox Bikini Pictures Megan Fox’s Cleavage Parade Continues Megan Fox Cleans Up Pretty Nicely Photos: FameFlynet
A longstanding gig will keep Sandra Bernhard from attending the Tribeca Film Festival’s closing-night screening of The King of Comedy on April 27, but it’s not like she needs her memory jogged. The comedienne recalls that making Martin Scorsese’s prescient and oh-so-dark 1982 comedy about a deluded stand-up comic ( Robert De Niro ) who kidnaps his favorite talk-show host ( Jerry Lewis ), was a “coming-of-age experience that left me a changed person.” Talk about a breakthrough. Bernhard played Masha, an obsessed and similarly deluded fan of Lewis’ Jerry Langford character, who after helping to carry out the the kidnapping, entertained the duct-taped Langford in her bra and panties. Great comedy is often deeply unsettling, and Bernhard’s portrayal of Masha is so unabashedly off the wall that she left movie audiences squirming and Jerry Lewis genuinely aghast. It’s one of the purest comic performances captured on film. Here’s a little taste: The Monster Masha I talked with Bernhard about her experience making the movie, her scene with three-fourths of the British punk band the Clash , and her thoughts on whether a movie as prescient as The King of Comedy could be re-made at a time when the world is full of Rupert Pupkins and Mashas. Movieline: Let’s start with all the talent you beat out for the role of Masha. You’ve talked about how Debra Winger and Ellen Barkin were in the running, but Meryl Streep wanted that part as well. Any others that come to mind? Sandra Bernhard: I had heard that as well. So many people were up for that role, but I don’t know who exactly because they obviously didn’t tell me. I only knew about Ellen because I heard from her directly. I know that the part kind of came down to me and another actress, but I don’t remember who it was. Somebody did tell me at one point but it wasn’t anybody really compelling. How has the movie’s meaning for you changed over the years? I haven’t seen the movie in a long time. How many times can you watch yourself, you know? It’s uncomfortable. I am curious to see it again all cleaned up and restored. The film was so representative of an era in filmmaking when people would take their time in a scene. It wasn’t a case of rush, rush, rush onto the next moment. You had room to breathe, and I think that in itself made people uncomfortable because the topic was so weird and out of left field at the time. Now, expectations of fame and desire run so extreme that the film almost seems tame in comparison, but there’s still something about The King of Comedy that’s very disarming and offbeat and something you’ll never see again. And so those are the emotions I feel. It was very evocative. I agree. One of the reasons the film is so memorable is the way the camera lingers on the discomfort that you and De Niro create in your scenes. It’s very visceral and pure in a way. Exactly. All of this extreme in-your-face social media doesn’t really have any impact because it doesn’t breathe. You don’t have to stay with it. As quickly as you look at it, it’s gone. This film has resonance and depth. It’s made of earth and mud and shit — stuff that sticks to you. And yet, for a film that observes the old rules of filmmaking, it’s pretty prescient when you consider the celebrity-obsessed moment we’re now experiencing. Yes, but even though it was predicting where things were going to go, it did so in a much more human, relatable way that we’ve lost in the inception of all the things that The King of Comedy predicted. Do you think this movie could be made or remade today? No way. At one point, Jack Black wanted to remake it, and I was like — I mean I love him, he’s fabulous, don’t get me wrong, but I don’t think it would have worked. It’s too late to remake it. We’re here and there’s nothing to really predict. It’s just an ongoing conversation you have every day of the week like, “Can you believe he’s famous?” There’s nothing to say about it. We’re in the middle of it. Scorsese has said making the film was very difficult and trying because of the subject matter, and he and De Niro didn’t work together again until 1989 for Goodfellas . Was that evident when you were filming? I don’t remember it being that way, but I think Marty puts a lot of his own intellectual and emotional weight into everything he does. He’s a brooding kind of person and I think that things get under his skin and affect him. I’m so the opposite. I just go and do it, and then I pull out of it. I try not to stay with the feelings. Maybe it shook him up in a way that didn’t affect me. When it’s your film and you’re making it, you’ve got a lot more at stake. Do you have one particularly memorable moment of him directing you. Did you crack Scorsese up? I cracked him up more than once, but I think the most important thing I learned from working with him was keep to things very small. I was used to working on stage where everything needs to be big and gesticulated and over-the-top. Whereas, when you’re making a movie, the littlest nuance and the littlest emotion are read very easily when the camera is right there in your face. So he would always tell me, “tone it down.” Your performance is very real and that makes the movie all the more unsettling. I remember flinching while watching the film and thinking, “This is so intense.” It was, and in order to not, like, completely shatter the screen, there had to be a little bit of holding back. You have a scene where you tangle with members of the Clash in the movie: Paul Simonon, Mick Jones and the late Joe Strummer. How did that happen? Marty was a big fan of theirs, and I think they were in town doing something and he just got them to do the scene. We shot that in front of the Colony Records on a very, very hot day — sometime in July. It was nuts. They were just smoking and leaning against the place, you know, talking to me, and I said: “look at the street trash….” It was crazy. Did De Niro or Lewis give you any guidance on the set? Well, Jerry loves to direct. Whereas he is not as magnanimous as the rest of them, he would still acknowledge a powerful scene or a great moment by his reaction. He would register total fear and shock while sitting across the table from this lunatic Jewish girl. He had never seen anything like me. In that respect, the movie also represents a real moment in comedy: you’ve got Lewis, the old guard, starring opposite you, who was satirizing his brand of Vaudevillian comedy in your nightclub act. Absolutely. There couldn’t have been two more disparate worlds than the ones Jerry Lewis and I inhabited in 1981 when we shot the picture. Jerry had never been in a movie with a lady like me. I was deconstructing self-deprecating female comedy and the kind of dusty shtick of that generation — my father’s generation. I think that was another reason they liked me for the role: I brought that new avant-garde attitude to the whole thing. Did you improvise the entire dinner scene with Lewis? There were parameters — points that I needed to get to throughout the scene — but Marty wanted me to bring some of the act I was doing at a time into it, and he just let me go. I was supposed to be this crazy character who was on her own in the world. And I just tapped into who I was at the time and let it fly. Both Masha and Rupert are incredibly self-involved characters seeking fame and attention. All these years later, it feels like a world of Mashas and Ruperts is being spawned before our eyes. That certainly was the most prescient part of the movie when you look at it now. But at least they were interesting, complex characters. Now they’re just morons. I’d do anything to see anybody as interesting as the two of us, God forbid. Look at the crap on all the different websites and the blogs. It’s like, sorry, you’re not cutting the mustard. You have nothing to add to this conversation.Can it. Will you be in attendance on closing night? I can’t be there because I’m performing in Pittsburgh in association with the Andy Warhol Museum . The gig has been on the books for six months now. They wouldn’t let me out of the gig so I said, at least I had more than 15 minutes of fame . Last question. What are you doing next? I’m on the road doing my one-woman shows. I’m in the middle of trying to set up this TV series for myself and another actress, but I don’t want to talk about it as this stage. And I’m shooting a little independent small film in Brooklyn in the fall called Love in Brooklyn . It’s a cute film that supposed to take place in the ‘80s. It has a dance vibe to it. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
While we here at Mr. Skin prefer the female anatomy all natural and au naturel, the prevalence of plastic surgery means we see plenty of phony funbags. We wholly accept these gloriously augmented appendages as another scintillating sampling on the skin smorgasbord. But as fake funbags go, Alyssa Milano , Diane Kruger , and Shannon Elizabeth have some of the best of the breast!
Janelle Monae and her beautiful grill just landed the cover of ESSENCE Magazine ! Here’s what readers can expect from the cover story: Janelle Monáe is no ordinary artist. She lives, breathes and dreams of being true to herself, inspiring young women and, of course, imagining interplanetary escapades. ESSENCE Contributing Writer Lola Ogunnaike visits the singer’s quirky Wondaland studio and discovers the beauty and brilliance of her world. Monáe is also slated to perform on the Mainstage during the ESSENCE Festival, held July 4th weekend in New Orleans. And here’s an interesting quote from the story: “Showing my skin is not what makes me s3xy. I like skirts and dresses just like everyone else, but I had a message I needed to put out there. It was up to me to show people and young girls there was another way…”— Janelle Monáe Oooh we like! Sounds like she is trying to balance out all the Rihannas of the world.