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Perez Hilton’s SXSW Party Features Crowd-Pleasing Snoop Dogg, Hole Sets

Buzz acts Alphabeat, Marina and the Diamonds, VV Brown also perform at Perez’ One Night in Austin show. By James Montgomery Snoop Dogg (file) Photo: Michael Bezjian/WireImage AUSTIN, Texas — It wasn’t exactly arctic cold, but it was close. At least by South by Southwest standards. Usually a haven for hipsters in their skin-baring finest, on Saturday, SXSW got downright chilly, with temperatures dipping into the 40s and winds howling in from the Texas plains. It didn’t really dampen spirits all that much, but it was certainly weird to see Sixth Street transformed into a parka parade. Yet, the weather was a rather apt metaphor for the closing night of SXSW 2010, because it just seemed unnatural (even though, you know, it was nature and all). And the same could be said about Saturday night’s two biggest events: a tribute concert for the late Alex Chilton , whose death on Wednesday sent a pall through a festival primarily known for good times, and Perez Hilton’s third-annual One Night in Austin party, which, with its VIP lists, sponsored lounges and DayGlo sensibilities was basically the polar opposite of everything SXSW stood for once upon a time. The Chilton tribute took place at gritty Austin blues hall Antone’s, and while that was winding down, Perez Hilton’s annual soiree was just beginning to heat up. Say what you will about the gossip maven (and there’s definitely plenty to say), over the past two years, his SXSW shindig has spotlighted some artists that have gone on to great success — Katy Perry springs to mind — and he definitely knows how to throw a party. The 2010 version was held in a sprawling warehouse something-or-other called the Whitley and was filled with all of the things that make SXSW purists cringe: a booming sound system, dueling DJs, branded everything (cupcakes, caffeinated beverages, cocktails) and plenty of neon. The bill managed to split the difference, heavy on buzzed-about acts on the undercard — Alphabeat, Marina and the Diamonds, VV Brown — yet also fronted with big names like Snoop Dogg and Hole. The crowd, which began lining up outside the Whitley some five hours before the party kicked off, was mostly into the big acts, Snoop in particular. The rapper took the stage after midnight (and after Hilton had introduced him as “somebody you usually don’t see at South by Southwest”) and went buck wild, feeding off the energy and playing nothing but the hits … though, he probably could’ve worn something other than an Oklahoma City Thunder jersey. So, we got “The Next Episode,” “Gin and Juice,” “Drop It Like It’s Hot” and “What’s My Name?” It was prime-time, silly-and-stoned Snoop (which probably explained his cover of House of Pain’s “Jump Around”), which is exactly what everyone in attendance wanted. It was a solid choice by Mr. Hilton. The wild card was, of course, Hole. After all, their shows on Friday were, to put it charitably, a little rough. And you cannot predict what Courtney Love will do when she steps onstage. But on this night, she was on her best behavior, cutting out the snotty banter and just playing songs people know (“Miss World,” “Pretty on the Inside,” even new single “Skinny Little Bitch”). Much like the wintery winds howling outside, it seemed downright unnatural. She even opened with a tribute to Chilton, playing Big Star’s “Thirteen” while partygoers looked on in befuddlement. And yet, that too was strangely fitting, especially given the circumstances and the surroundings. Global warming, tribute shows, Perez Hilton … it’s all the same, really. Especially at SXSW. Related Artists Snoop Dogg

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Some Jessica Simpson is Cultural of the Day

I don’t know what this video is from but it made me laugh to see Jessica Simpson act a fool. Everyone knows that Asian people find it trashy to have dark skin cuz the peasants work the fields under the sun. So watching her act fascinated because she probably has no idea where she is and her brain can’t really process it, but then again she says something like “This is the Reason I am Here”, like on some cosmetic mission with her faggot, so maybe she does really get her purpose…and that’s to sell Proactiv to tranny pros while Ken Paves sucks them off… I guess the real issue isn’t what happened to the Thai girl with the skin discoloration, but more what happened to Jessica Simpson’s waistline and bloated face….shit looks like some botox got serious wrong and by botox I mean fried food and chocolate bars.

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Aubrey O’Day Tits Still Trying to Be Black of the Day

One of the more confusing things about Aubry O’Day is how she’s trying to turn herself black. I remember reading about how she fucked Diddy and other rappers back when she was on TV, before everyone forgot about her, and I get that some girls are really into black dudes, whether it is to upset their dads, the size of their dicks, their powerful position in the music industry, the fact that they fuck fat chicks, or whatever other reason their is for a white girl to go black. See I like under 30 pussy, she likes black dudes, you like wearing women’s panties, we all have our preferences and I don’t judge anyone for anything that makes them happy…. I just find it funny that she’s found comfort in the fact that black dudes like fat chicks, so it’s allowed her to eat all the fucking milkshakes she can, so many milkshakes that the store made her the fucking spokesperson, figuring that a fat no name bitch with fat tits is a good look for their brand, especially since everyone’s so entertained by the fact they chose her that they are writing about it….I also find the color of her skin funny, it’s like she’s trying to turn into that orange shit color that’s worked so well for the Kardashians in luring black cock. Either way, here she is getting felt up by Elmo but more importantly showing off her stupid contacts that make her look like she’s cast in some bootleg Twilight softcore porn…but life’s not that good for her…and instead she’s stuck endorsing milkshakes… Pics via Bauer and Pics via Fame

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Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian Shill for Skin Care System

Is there anything the Kardashian sisters won’t shill for? Most notorious for backing a dangerous weight loss system that is not approved by the FDA, the siblings have now signed on to represent PerfectSkin, a new beauty product. While the skin care line hasn’t launched yet, Dr. Ron DiSalvo says Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian are the ideal spokeswomen for it because their lack of talent leaves them open to any sales pitch : “As women who are constantly in the spotlight and juggling hectic schedules, the Kardashian sisters need a skin care system that’s as simple as it is effective.” Kim, of course, is already extolling the virtues of a system that isn’t even on the market yet. “I have literally tried everything out there and nothing even comes close to PerfectSkin, ” she said. “It’s easier and more effective than anything else I’ve tried, and they are the only skin care products I use.” PerfectSkin will launch this spring and, truth be told, it’s not really that poor of a choice for the sisters. But our original question still remains: Do you think there’s any product they would not shill for?

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Whitney Port’s Sexy Faces In A Little Skirt

Here’s Whitney Port making sexy faces in Miami the other day wearing a sweet little summer skirt. I know, who gives a crap right? Well, I do and I make the rules around here so tough luck. Besides, the girl is pretty hot and she’s got those great long legs that would look incredible wrapped around my head. I don’t mean that in a sexual way, I just think that they would be nice and warm on my skin like a really sexy scarf. What?

Olympic Silver Medal Skier Julia Mansuco’s See Thru Shirt of the Day

I knew I didn’t like female ski racers back when I used to work at a local ski hill for a winter and I wouldn’t get excited when I’d see them all come in for lunch wearing their skin tight racing outfits, before people wore skin tight outfits out on the regular and back when skin tight outfits on girls would normally get me excited. The female ski racers were never good looking, not even the low level ones who you knew were only ski racing cuz their dad had a fucking dream for them…and that dream was that they were actually boys and not girls…these ski racers look like fucking dudes, with huge muscular legs and asses that were homosexual to get off to or even admit you kinda liked. I guess the good looking girls were too busy being good looking and going to the mall to flirt with boys instead of trying to break speed records with the boys….where the good looking girls would learn about what really matters in life, like dressing hot and being sluts…instead of wasting their time being the pride of the country and their mountain, who rock goggle tanlines and horrible outfits their sponsors give them for free as a sign of accomplishment… So it’s no surprise that when she tried to get dolled up for Larry King, she failed in terms of winning the medal for best dressed, but she won the gold for wearing unintentional see thru shirts….a gold that doesn’t get me excited sexually when normally it would, because she’s built like a strong homeboy who I’d call to help move furniture or a hero I’d ask to climb up a tree to save my kitten and not a scared, weak girl who needs me to nurture her back to health after running away from home and ending up on the street begging for change who I’d normally go for by before stepping up and offering her a couple bucks in exchange for blowjobs, if you know what I mean…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Tilt Shift: New York in Spring

Especially for New Yorkers: A reminder that there's not always snow blowing sideways. This gorgeous time-lapse, tilt-shift video, “The Sandpit,” is by Sam O'Hare. It's worth clicking to view in full screen and remembering what the sun feels like on your skin. The Best Links: Via MDF(smash) Watch

Carey Mulligan Goes Blonde Just in Time for the Oscars

Getty Images. Mulligan shows off the new 'do. An Education 's Carey Mulligan is quickly becoming a style star on the red carpet, with many a fashion journalist citing the young British actress as one of their favorite newcomers on the celebrity style circuit. For the past several weeks, Mulligan has been outfitted almost exclusively in Prada, but the 24-year-old did show off a completely new look at Monday's Academy Awards Nominees Luncheon in Beverly Hills: she'd gone blonde. Mulligan has the skin color and bone structure to pull off a platinum-blonde pixie cut, but what do you think of the look on her? I think the new shade makes her makeup look far more dramatic than it would have with her old brunette hue. Whatever the case, it'll be interesting to see what she wears with that fair hair come March 7. More pictures of Carey Mulligan:

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5 Things to Know About the Complete Michael Jackson Autopsy

Anyone who saw a picture of Michael Jackson from the last 15 years knew there were unnatural things going on with his skin and bone structure. Sadly, the pop icon’s death, in…

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Aubrey O’Day Still Thinks She’s Black of the Day

I understand that Aubrey O’Day eats fast food and gets fat because she caters to black dudes and she knows they like thick blonde bitches, but I don’t really get why she’s trying to turn her skin Beyonce, since the whole reason black dudes like her is because she’s not black, but I guess trying to explain that to an idiot is impossible….so let’s just let her do what she’s doing since she’s been doing a good enough job disappearing on her own, like she is some kind of David Copperfield and a non-existant Aubrey O’Day is a good Aubrey O’Day, so I probably shouldn’t have done this post…but too late now… Pics via LFI

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