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Audrina is Still a Waste of Time of the Day

The nice thing about Audrina Patridge is knowing that The Hills will be coming to an end very fucking soon.

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Pregnant Gold Digger See Thru Dress of the Day

Flavio Briatore is some billionaire and Elisabetta Gregoraci is his trophy wife who he’s kncoked up which I assume was her idea because old rich dudes dating hot young pussy always ends in pregnancy, that’s all part of the gold digger strategy, it gives them security while giving them the baby their uterus is telling them to have….making his grown up kids jealous and angry because they see their inheritance disappearing day closer they get to the delivery date, because they’ve been anxiously awaiting his death with every pound he’s gained, every shade of grey his skin has turned the last decade, before this cunt and her loose hips ruined their plans…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Girl Fight I Can’t Jerk Off To of th Day

If you care about girl fights like I do, then you know that they can usually get fucking hot. A bitch on another bitch beating the fuck out of each other, clothes being ripped off, sometimes in a vat of Jell-O or Mud and the whole thing makes for a lot of fun, but here is a video of Pink performing her song Stupid Girl and she does the Beyonce dance because it doesn’t take a genius to realize that Beyonce is full of fucking shit, and I guess Pink getting this message out to the dumb cunts who listen to pop music is a good service, but I think she should just stick to humps the stage like she does at the end of the video, it’s a little more interesting than her bullshit message she’s trying to get across, and I fucking hope none of you actually care about this, because that would concern me.

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The Venus William Brown Underwear Pictures of the Day

I was always a fan of brown underwear for obvious reasons that include me not owning a washing machine and finding the time to go to the laundromat annoying, especially when I have to use my hard earned stolen money on the shit, as well as me not really being the kind of guy who always has toilet paper or a shower close by and my health isn’t the strongest where sometimes my ass spits out random things I assume is shit but looks more like brown phlegm…not that you care…. Venus Williams on the otherhand likes brown underwear because it matches her skin color and makes her look like she’s mooning the classy tennis spectators because as the only black girl in tennis, she’s got a responsibility to keep things gutter like the Housing Projects… I may not like her fat ass, but I like what she’s doing here, it makes tennis funny again, somethign its been missing since Agassi’s hair….and I know I posted the video of this last week and that it is old news…but I prefer it in picture… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Heidi Montag Defends Constant Plastic Surgery

Having undergone so many plastic surgery procedures that she barely resembles her past self, Heidi Montag says she just tries to beautiful, inside and out. Asked on Good Morning America for a response to those who say she is addicted to plastic surgery , Montag tried to say she’s not addicted …

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Linkin Park’s Mike Shinoda: Haiti Benefit Project Happened ‘Quickly’

‘It was an idea as of Thursday — and as of right now, we have nine songs up,’ he says of Download to Donate for Haiti project. By Larry Carroll Linkin Park’s Mike Shinoda Photo: MTV News LOS ANGELES — Barely a week after tragedy hit Haiti in the form of a massive earthquake, Linkin Park has stepped forward to help the country’s struggling residents with Download to Donate for Haiti, an ambitious project featuring new music from some of the industry’s top musicians.

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The FML Unicorn power

Bad tattoos are bad indeed, once it’s on your skin you’ll never get rid of it, so if you don’t want to live a moment that will end in the FML moderation machine, so guys, please think about it twice. The warning part being over, we can now make fun of people who screwed up their tattoos! Sometimes it’s because of their initial idea (having a cat on your belly, with your belly button representing its asshole), or when the tattoo guy made a big mistake like when some guy ended up with, instead of “I love my mum”, a nice hearted “I love my cum”. Last chance, before you end up going to a doctor who will burn your skin for 1.000.000$ with a laser. And we’re not exaggerating to scare you, today’s illustration should do most of the scaring (and funny) part. Guys, let us introduce you to our artist of the day, Noa Liberman-Plashkes ! Noa   is 26 years old. She lives in Tel Aviv, Israel with her husband and their pets – a dog and a cat. She’s been a graphic designer and Illustrator for 6 years now. She went to Shenkar College for Design which is one of the biggest colleges in Israel, and studied Illustration for 4 years. She works part time as a graphic production artist in a Post Production Company who makes most of Israel’s TV commercials, and part time as a freelance illustrator, creating illustrations for animation design, magazines and various print publications. Ah, we feel like we’re repeating ourselves, but yes, today’s artist loves her job, and she wishes she could do freelance work all the time, she loves working in Post Production as it’s pretty interesting. She wishes she could learn how to model in 3D, and brushes up her animation skills whenever possible but she just doesn’t have the time. It’s a hard life. Some Projects she’s working on at the moment: Animation Design for stories for the children site Speakaboos and the animation portal Aniboom , doing a weekly illustration spot in a green living section of an Israeli paper, and lots more. It comes and goes. Noa doesn’t run a blog (not an English language one, at least), she prefers using micro-blogging social networks like twitter, which steals most of her free time (seriously, ours too), but she does own a DA account and a website, that you’ll find linked at the end of this article. She created her website a couple of years ago because she wanted something a bit more personal than showcasing her work on flickr. What do she likes? Music, and lots of it, she loves Indie Rock, New Wave, Electro, Breakbeat and the like. She loves reading and tries to finish a book a week. She just finished reading Philip Pullman’s series “His Dark Materials” for the second time and she recommends it (as soon as we’ll finish Tinkerbell’s biography we promise, we will read it). She loves Sci-Fi and Fantasy books and movies. She doesn’t watch lots of TV other than House M.D, and Buffy the Vampire. She loves animals as well, she used to work in a pet store when she was a student. This job gave her lots of FML tales, sadly, none of them got through the moderation stage. Other than that, she spends most of her time online, reading blogs and design sites, and tries to draw for fun when she has some spare time! “-Last question before we let you go off to eat puppets while dancing to Buffy’s soundtrack, why did you choose this story? -I chose this FML because It made me laugh. Back in the day I had a good friend who ran a tattoo parlor, which had to deal with many customers with bad tattoo ideas, and couldn’t do a thing about it. The unicorn idea comes from a Perry Bible Fellowship I read a while ago. It’s a great comics strip, BTW… -Unicorn, yami. And why did you decided to take a part in this amazing FML illustration section adventure? -I decided to send an illustration to FML because I love this site. I read it daily via my pda before I go to sleep. I don’t know why, but It helps me fall asleep a lot easier. That’s all what I have to say.”     That’s all we needed to know. Thank you Noa for your great illustration, may the power of the unicorn be with you!     Here is Noa ‘s DA : http://noakrank.deviantart.com/ Here is Noa ‘s website: http://noa.null.co.il/ If you want to be the next published artist, send an email to alice@fmylife.com which starts with a hello and ends with a goodbye, including your name, age, and a link to your website/blog. If you don’t have one, attach some of your drawings. But DON’T send your illustration right away! You need first to get in touch with Alice, who will tell you what you have to do!

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How Gaming Helped Create A SexBot’s Skin-Deep Personality

If you can get past the skin-soft silicon, the over-sexualized mouth, the transparent nightie and uncomfortably-separated thighs, Douglas Hines latest invention could offer some interesting insight into the way games interact with people. But there’s no getting around the awkward facts of the former Bell Labs Artificial Intelligence researcher’s creations: Roxxxy and Rocky are a couple of talking, touch-sensitive, anatomically-correct sex robots

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Did Mona Lisa Suffer From High Cholesterol?

Link: http://www.time.com/time/world/articl… A Sicilian anatomy professor claims Mona Lisa's mysterious expression is due to “xanthelasma, the accumulation of cholesterol just under the skin.” Better or worse than Constipation Face?

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Nicole Richie Is Newly Brunette

Nicole Richie arrives at Bloomingdales in Costa Mesa, California, to promote her House of Harlow 1960 holiday jewellry collection. The collection is named after Nicole's eldest child with Good Charlotee rocker Joel Madden, Harlow. The couple also have a son, Sparrow, who was born in September. (Pacific Coast News) more pics