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Audrina Patridge’s Little Booty In Short Shorts

Posted on September 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Audrina Patridge showing off her hot little Dancing With The Stars body in a sweet pair of short shorts and an even sweeter little tank top. I can’t wait to see those fake boobies bouncing around my television. I’m still holding auditions for the latest season of Dancing With The Celebrity Blogger , there’s lots of room left Audrina, so far I’ve got a couple of crack whores and a midget who may or may not have defecated in my laundry basket. I knew I shouldn’t have trusted that mini douche. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

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Audrina Patridge’s Body Is Gonna Get Tighter

Posted on September 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This Dancing With The Stars garbage is normally a pretty good workout that turns half decent soft chicks into hard bodied half decent chicks, so I’m looking forward to what’s going to happen to Audrina Patridge’s tight little body. Here she is leaving the DWTS studios in her sweet tight spandex looking pretty damn hot. For a complete nobody she’s actually got a pretty damn good body on her which is just going to get better. As long as her big fake boobs don’t change I’m good.

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Audrina Patridge’s See Through Top Is Decent

Posted on September 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Audrina Patridge’s weird lazy eyes trying to distract us from the fact that she’s wearing a nice see through top. Nice try weirdo. This is the kind of look I like, a short eighties hooker style leather mini skirt and a top that shows off her lacy bra. She looks like she should be leaning in the window of a beat up old Oldsmobile on the street corner somewhere. It’s really a shame that stupid jacket is covering up her fake chesticles .

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Jessica Alba Flashes Some Booty

Posted on August 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s not every day that I get pictures of Jessica Alba flashing her ass so I’m a little confused as to what I’m supposed to do here. She’s normally so meticulous as to how she presents herself, most of the time as a stay at home mom in sweatpants, so it’s strange to see her letting it all hang out. Literally. Anyhow, I’m not complaining, even a little Jessica Alba ass is better than none at all so I should keep my mouth shut and enjoy.

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Audrina Patridge’s Fake Boobies Doing Nothing

Posted on August 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hmmm. I think I’m running out of things to say about Audrina Patridge . I’m not kidding, here she is doing….. Nothing. Literally nothing, she’s walking down the street doing absolutely nothing. Granted she’s wearing a nice little top that’s kind of falling off, but aside from that nothing. And that’s what’s happening in my pants when I look at these pictures….. Nothing! Thanks a lot.

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Audrina Patridge’s Short Shorts Are Too Long

Posted on June 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m so glad that short shorts have become the favored casual outfit for hot chicks this summer, and the shorter the better. Here’s Audrina Patridge heading to her car in a pair that look a little long if you ask me, I was out over the weekend and the girls were wearing much shorter shorts than this. These are almost like bermuda shorts compared to the ones I saw. Although, it was Grand Prix weekend and there were a lot of Euro sluts walking the streets looking for a rich old man so it probably wasn’t the best time to compare.

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Audrina Patridge Pumps It

Posted on May 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s something about a hot chick pumping gas that really gets the old blood flowing to my nether regions for some reason. I think it’s the word pumping that puts dirty thoughts in my mind, the same thing happens when I hear someone say jelly donut. Anyhow, here’s The Hills nobody Audrina Patridge at the gas station looking sexy with her hot little ass, fake boobs and lazy eyes. Pump it, that’s it. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

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Audrina Patridge Topless In Ralph Magazine

Posted on May 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was getting a little bored with all the pictures of The Hills nobody Audrina Patridge walking around town shopping and getting coffee and what not, doing pretty much nothing. So I’m glad that I found these pictures of her sweet fake boobs exposed in Ralph magazine. Any chick that even pretends to do laundry in nothing but her undies and high heels is marriage material if you ask me. It wouldn’t be a long marriage, but it would be fun while it lasted. Enjoy.

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Audrina Patridge Needs A New Man

Posted on April 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I should probably rewrite the title to this post, because this guy is by no means a man. Here’s Audrina Patridge looking pretty damn sexy after having dinner the other night. I can’t get over her taste in dudes. I obviously have no idea who this clown is she’s with, I’m guessing some guy she’s banging, but judging strictly on his appearance he looks like an absolute douche. King douche, right up there with those twats from The Jersey Shore , but without the fashion sense. Someone needs to take a weed whacker to that retarded haircut.

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Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Need Work

Posted on March 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now that Audrina Patridge’s awful show has been cancelled, what’s going to happen to my favorite fake boobed nobody? She can’t act or sing so any sort of showbiz career is out, and there’s no way she’s going to take a regular job after she’s had a taste of celebrity. What can she do? Let’s see, she’s got nice fake boobs and a lazy eye so the only thing she can do is pose for Playboy . I guess that settles it. I should be a guidance counselor.

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