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Audrina Patridge Shows Off Her Juicy Boobies

Here’s Audrina Patridge and her juicy boobies walking by the beach the other day after some photoshoot or something like that. I know she’s no supermodel, but those sweet fake funbags of hers make me wish she was, because maybe we’d get a chance to see them without those annoying shirts or bras or bikini or all of the above. Supermodels do fancy topless luxury car or lingerie ads all the time, maybe with a few tigers or some other sort of exotic animal with them, it’s no big deal. Who am I kidding, the only modeling gig Audrina gets is for a hamburger joint . I still want a taste of that tender front meat. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

Audrina Patridge Works A Popsicle

I’ve always found the site of two chicks feeding each other popsicles to be somewhat erotic, I don’t know what it is. That’s not true, of course I know what it is and it involves tag team felatio. Here’s Audrina Patridge and her friend teasing me while enjoying a couple of frozen treats. I don’t know why they have pompoms and are dressed like high-school cheerleaders, but it’s certainly not hurting the situation. I would have chosen some tighter t-shirts, but that’s just me. You can’t win them all. Enjoy.

Audrina Patridge’s Breasts Are Popping Out

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this day to come, a day when Audrina Patridge goes to the nail salon to get her nails did and has a hell of a lot of trouble containing her big fake boobies. Look at those beautiful creatures making a break for it, they just want to be free, let them loose. They look kinda weird stuffed in there, they can’t be comfortable. I would be more than willing to give them a massage… With my face.

Audrina Patridge Fake Boobs Are Gold

Here’s nobody Audrina Patridge at some party the other night, not anything to do with the Academy Awards obviously, but some other party for all the minor celebrities who aren’t invited to the big galas. I bet Andy Dick was at this one. Anyhow, her dress is pretty stupid looking other than the fact that it’s nicely wrapped around her big fake boobs. I think that Audrina would get more exposure if all she wore to these types of things was her roller girl bikini outfit from the other day, it can become her trademark, like Burt Reynolds’ mustache or Pamela Anderson’s Hepatitis. Just a thought.

Audrina Patridge Is Sexy Roller Girl

Earlier this week I had some sweet pictures of Audrina Patridge in her bikini for FHM which I thought were pretty damn hot. Now I’ve got some even hotter behind the scenes pictures of her in a tank top, bikini bottoms and roller-skates. This is what I imagine all the women in heaven are wearing. Imagine slow motion video of her fake boobies rolling down a bumpy road. Jesus! I’m going to take a nap in the hopes that I’ll dream about these pictures. Enjoy.

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures For FHM

Here’s Audrina Patridge and her big fake boobies gracing the pages of FHM magazine in some nice little bikinis. Love it. If I had to find a flaw, it would be that their aren’t enough pictures of her splashing around in what looks to be a very chilly ocean. I’m no expert photographer but it just seems to me that fake boobs and cold water go hand in hand. Just a suggestion. They might also want to throw in some jumping jacks. Always a crowd favorite.

Audrina Patridge’s T-Shirt Knows The Drill

This is what I like to see, an article of clothing that knows it’s strengths and weaknesses, there are two things that go very nicely with fake boobs in a white t-shirt, one is a bucket of water and the other is wind. Here’s Audrina Patridge with her t-shirt nicely wrapped around her sweet big fake boobies with a little help from mother nature and a perfectly timed gust of wind. Good job. Next time if you could throw in some rain, that would be awesome. Thanks.

Audrina Patridge’s Fake Boobs In Short Shorts

Now that I know Audrina Patridge and her big fake boobs are into douchebags , I bought myself an industrial size bucket of Lindsay Lohan self tanner and an Ed Hardy t-shirt which will be inappropriately too small once I’ve gained the mandatory extra douche weight. I was having a bit of trouble shaving a pencil thin chinstrap beard though, my stubble’s so light that I couldn’t really see it, so I dyed it jet black with some Just For Men gel. Hopefully she’ll like it as much as I like her denim short shorts. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

Audrina Patridge Has New Douchebaggage

What’s going on with all the chicks dating guys who look like absolute morons? Marisa Miller is a prime example of this terrible phenomenon . Now here’s Audrina Patridge and her big fake boobs out with her new boyfriend, we’ll call him insignificant other #1. Is douche the new handsome? Because I’ll put on thirty pounds and get a retarded haircut if that’s what it will take to get my hands on big fake boobs like Audrina’s. Someone needs to keep me up to date with this kind of thing.

Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Are My Guilty Pleasure

Ever since Victoria Beckham got her breasts reduced, Audrina Patridge and her funbags are my new favorite guilty pleasure. Here she is showcasing them by strategically placing her purse strap in between them.

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Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Are My Guilty Pleasure